It is time once again for another Friday Edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - I was gonna make this a Pirate Edition but International Talk Like A Pirate Week is months away. Well alright maybe a little Arrr just to tide us over, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :pirate: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 26 2007, 11.16' post='921839']*walks in and looks around* *finds high perch and sits like vulture, waiting for a victim*[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 26 2007, 11.36' post='921844']hello why does it feel like I am being watched?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 26 2007, 11.48' post='921850']*evil cackle* *pounces on Lany, drags Lany to dark corner for "experiments"*[/quote] Good pounce Ben. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 26 2007, 13.44' post='921937']I work 7 to 4. do you work 8-5?[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 14.12' post='921971']Well, my hours are 9-5:30 but I work 8-5:30 because I commute on the bus plus get paid overtime. So an extra hour a day adds up.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 26 2007, 13.56' post='921951']I both of you beat; I'm working 6 to 3 today.[/quote] I can beat that, I work 8 - 6.30 on Tuesdays and Wednesdays (though this does mean I get Thursdays off ;) ). [b]HEADLINE: Fair Weather Fans[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 26 2007, 15.57' post='922147']Babygirl came home from Warp tour safely. I was a bit worried about her driving home with her friend. Ria got home from work about 10 minutes after babygirl got home, stuffed her face and waltzed out the door to go to all the Warp Tour after parties. Walked back in the door 6:30 this morning. I don't have the energy for that kind of life anymore.[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 15.58' post='922151']Sure you do!![/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.19' post='922194']Mex- No way, I need my beauty sleep. I love my [color="#9932CC"]Ravens[/color]![/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.23' post='922208']I hate your Ravens :) I'm a huge Bengals fan. We don't get along. Are your kids Ravens fans too?[/quote] *He says hoping against hope that Ria is not a Ravens fan* [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.36' post='922248']My son is. Ria likes the Philadelphia Eagles, or at least she did last yr. Who knows she changes her mind depending on her mood. The babygirl could careless about watching football. She's more into participating than watching. *drops water ballon on Mex's head*[/quote] *Mex breathes sigh of relief* [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.42' post='922266']Ravens games are amazing. As much as I dislike the team, I'm a huge fan of the stadium and the crowd. They are fucking vicious and I like that. Especially when I'm in full Bengals gear. I go once a year to the Ravens/Bengals game and I've had a blast each time. Not to mention I get ridiculously drunk :) It's great!! The stadium gets SOOOO loud. I gotta respect the fans for that alone. You should go sometime. You'll love it.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.52' post='922294']One day. I am sure I will love it, it just needs to be one of the warmer days. I despise being cold.[/quote] I would love to go to an NFL game, whatever the weather. I am still trying to get tickets to the Giants/Dolphins game at Wembley Stadium in October but demand is such that they could have sold the 90,000 tickets 5 or 6 times over so chances are slim I will get one. [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.29' post='922229']I am going to Patriots Training camp next friday.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 26 2007, 16.31' post='922236']will you meet SB there?[/quote] I am betting SB will be very jealous when he hears this though :P [b]HEADLINE: The worst pirate joke ever?[/b] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 26 2007, 15.39' post='922105']Y'all wanna hear my pirate joke?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.13' post='922343']RW, I want to hear the pirate joke[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.18' post='922354']Alright, A pirate walked into a bar and ordered a shot of whiskey and a beer. The bartender came back and set his drinks down, and said, Do you know you have steering wheel in your pants? The pirate said, " Aye, It's driving me nuts"![/quote] I mean yes this joke is funny the first time you hear it, but why claim it is a pirate joke? There is nothing even remotely pirate themed about it. My point is you could exchange the word "pirate" for "man" and it would be the same. It does not rely on the man in question being a pirate for the humour to be conveyed and thus cannot stand up as a pirate joke. If anybody does know any actual pirate jokes do please post them cos this thread needs some pirate jokes. Thank you. [b]HEADLINE: Bulking up?[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.43' post='922397']i started back on dianobol yesterday so i'm feeling a little bloated and aggressive. what about yourself?[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.45' post='922403']What's dianobol(for)?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.46' post='922409']to make my muscles grow bigger.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.49' post='922413']why do you need your muscles to be bigger?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.50' post='922420']in the immortal words of lester burnham, "i just want to look good naked" :)[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.52' post='922424']do a photo shoot and blue and I will let you know if you need it, though I'm sure you're perfect already ;)[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.53' post='922426']aww DP darling we love you anyways! I'm sure none of the ladies will complain if you get naked for us now![/quote] Hope this stuff you're using is safe DP, no side effects besides the bloating and aggression. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 26 2007, 17.58' post='922439']I can help with that aggression problem...[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.00' post='922445']yes, this aggressive part sounds fun :devil: [/quote] Naughty girls :spank: [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.09' post='922476']What are the warning signs of demetia?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.10' post='922480']off topic, but its very funny that you mention this considering the fucking phone call that i just got...[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.14' post='922492']I am pretty sure it wasn't me :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.15' post='922493']no...unless you are secretly one of the exes, i think you're in the clear. you do have the same name as my oldest son though.[/quote] Your oldest son is called 14th Dragon? Strange world . . . . [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.17' post='922496']If you're hearing voices, it's already too late.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 26 2007, 18.19' post='922505']I never quite know what the other personalities are doing. Ok, how far gone is it that I argue with the voices and usually end up losing the argument?[/quote] Hahahaha! (erm, unless you are not joking in which case seek professional help). [b]HEADLINE: Wicca Smackdown[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 26 2007, 19.14' post='922646']can I just say I love a good mod smack down....err at least when the mods aren't smacking at us ;)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 26 2007, 19.18' post='922670']Am I missing a smackdown?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 26 2007, 19.25' post='922695']in the wicca thread. seems some people object to others claiming a religion that is all about being nice. I think werthead is my new fav mod ;)[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 26 2007, 21.02' post='922892']That was badass, Lany. I loved how you handled yourself in that Wiccan thread.[/quote] Sounds good - I will have to check this out. [quote name='West' date='Jul 26 2007, 21.41' post='922965']Hey all I am checking in. Nothing too interesting to report. But since this is a spam thread, I can report that I have nothing to report.[/quote] Thanks soldier, carry on. [b]HEADLINE: Blue loves Fun-guys (fungis - gettit? oh alright its a bad pun, so sue me)[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 26 2007, 21.51' post='922979']I just spend the last two hours in a fungus safe room plating fungi on petri dishes. the worst thing about it is that I had to wear my labcoat and gloves and it's super hot in there[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 21.56' post='922987']Does time go by fast when you're in a room doing stuff like that?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 26 2007, 21.59' post='922991']it's really really tedious Mex and I have to concentrate pretty hard, so no not really. it takes forever, and it feels like it's talking even longer! the only thing that gets me through it is my MP3 player, otherwise I'd go nuts[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 22.05' post='922997']Whatcha listen to?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 26 2007, 22.11' post='923004']hahah Mex it's a bit embarrasing, but the Hairspray sound track at the moment. I love muscials :)[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 26 2007, 22.12' post='923010']Not really embarrassing. What is embarrassing is the fact that I know all the songs on that soundtrack :) I've saw the musical on Broadway and my ex gf ONLY listened to musicals (did musical theatre) so whenever she drove we listened to them. And to be honest, I love musicals too so I didn't mind. I've heard that soundtrack at least 30 times :)[/quote] Now that is embarrassing! From his name you would think Mexal would be into very loud thrash metal or something. [b]HEADLINE: Jagged is out of touch . . .[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.01' post='923238']damn my experiment failed again :cry:[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.02' post='923242']What's that baby Blue?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.04' post='923246']oh at work RW with my fungi[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.04' post='923253']Fungi? What about Fungi[/quote] Is our old spam lord unaware that Blue is a scientist in fungal research? [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.03' post='923244']BF says... "I'll meet you later I'm watching a movie" I say... Uh, catch the movie another time... I'm meeting him in 15 minutes! :D[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.04' post='923248']yeah, we know which one of you holds the whip :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.04' post='923249']Ok, your male right?[/quote] Do old Spam Lords who have lost the plot need to be taken behind the barn and shot or left adrift at sea or something? [b]HEADLINE: Race to the 1k[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 26 2007, 23.58' post='923227']"Ramming speed...!"[/quote] Yup thats what it feels like. [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.06' post='923273']the worst thing you can do.[/quote] Not sure what Mex was saying here but he hit the 1k on his very first attempt - good work and congrats. [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.09' post='923290']Now that I think about it lurking adn Stealing the 1000 is one of the oldest traditions of the Thread. DAMN YOU KSI!!!!!! DAMN YOU FOR STEALING THAT FIRST ONE.[/quote] Oh yeah, I was lurking back then and remember that . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.11' post='923297']am I the only person who misses KSI?[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.15' post='923309']No, I thought he was hilarious. He brought some real energy to Gen Chat that is missing now.[/quote] Gotta give KSI credit he knew how to kick over the hornets nest of Gen Shat and never gave a shit what they said about him in return. Most of the things he said were funny but sadly he could also step over the line and be very offensive which is why he eventually was banned. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.19' post='923319']Uhm. For the record I don't love bald men. I just like to hit bald men's heads. That is so [i]not[/i] the same thing.[/quote] This was TC responding to something from the last spam review. All the men who shaved their heads between these two events are cursing their bad luck now . . . Onwards to TTTNE v.111 - yet another priate thread - how many of these have we had now? 3? 4? [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.08' post='923288']arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr![/quote] Anyway not Mex's fault he was not around for the other ones and we all love a good days pirating arrrr :pirate: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.11' post='923294']I refuse to be anyone's parrot, is all I'm sayin'. ;)[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.12' post='923299']Man, I should've saved my pirate joke for this thread. :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.12' post='923300']Hahahahah, that's right. I totally forgot about your pirate joke. You can tell it again tomorrow![/quote] Seriously? While reading back I thought that bad joke was what inspired this thread - it was just a coincidence??? [quote name='Mexal' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.25' post='923338']I'm about to go find some food and hopefully find my damn wallet. I lost it last week and still can't find it :([/quote] Hope you find it but after one week I think chances are slim. You did cancel all your cards, right? [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.29' post='923342']I was going to change into [url="http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Story%20Book%2009050%20Sexy%20Pirate.jpg"]this[/url] but the address was too long and I couldn't be arsed to save it and upload it to photobucket[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.31' post='923347']Shiver me timber! :pirate:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 00.32' post='923349']cowboy...that outfit deserves at least a plank joke[/quote] Hahahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Everybody hates wedding . . . well, except women[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.05' post='923395']If I was not on the john reading my Patriots Football Weekly I would have won this thread, yet I will congratulate our new spammer nonetheless. Got a wedding this weekend in Conn. I hate weddings.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.16' post='923404']I think everyone does. It's kinda Universal really.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.17' post='923407']I have to agree with this.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.17' post='923408']No women love them. Dressing up, decorating, planning etc.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.21' post='923409']:D I was going to say that[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.28' post='923415']No, they say they do...and they Love the idea and everything...but then things start to go wrong. Can't get the right flowers Cousin X is a drunk so have to keep him away from the bar, the invitations are late, no one RSVP'd, the catering is wrong. Trust me at the end of the day everyone except for maybe the bride hates them.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.49' post='923427']that's just the bride's problem...the rest of the ladies love them :D we get pretty new dresses, out hair and nails done[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.58' post='923436']Is there an open bar? I'd sit through a Pope Confirmation if there was free booze with it.[/quote] Brilliant! :rofl: [quote name='Jagged' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.00' post='923440']Do bridesmaids ever actually wear those dresses again?[/quote] Of course not - they are always hideous for a reason ya know. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.07' post='923456']ALL the women at weddings do this...not just the bridal party :lol:[/quote] Why do women need a new dress and everything else just to wear on one occasion and it never sees the light of day again? I am so glad I am a man ya know, one suit is good for every occasion - weddings, funerals, births, smart dress parties, job interviews - it does the lot :thumbsup: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 27 2007, 01.28' post='923412']Its an ole shcool buddy. A [i]grade school [/i]buddy. I was really surprised to get the invite. I havn't seen this guy in over 12 years. Yet we were strong friends. He got sick after swimming in the river in NY and went deaf when we were kids. Yeah I blame you NJ. :tantrum: But it is still going to be weird seeing him after all these years.[/quote] Yeah that will be weird. Hope you have a great time anyway. [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.02' post='923444']So, weddings eh? I've had to go to two lately. Didn't bother me in the least. The stag & does were great, ceremonies were a tad long but tolerable... I personally don't see what everybody hates about them. Except for maybe their own. I'm not sure if I want a big to-do. Costs thousands upon thousands these days, and I really couldn't give a crap if several hundred people I barely know get to watch or not. My plan's to hit City Hall and find a Justice to do it. Course, knowing how good I am with the ladies, I won't be that lucky :([/quote] With that sweet talking French thing going on I highly doubt that. One day, Marcus, one day. [quote name='Ser Elgernon' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.05' post='923451']yikes, weddings are far to serious a topic for this thread how bout lets focus on the alcohol or the spam? by the by, hullo all my old friends sorry i've been away [/quote] Welcome back Ser Elg. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.06' post='923453']Maybe there's a market for having weddings (epsecially long-ass ones) with a staff that serves drinks throughout the ceremony. That'd make weddings a lot more fun to sit through.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Elgernon' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.07' post='923455']by golly you are right FD if i could have a drink during the ceremony it would almost, almost, be worth being there[/quote] New business plan? Somebody (Lany I think) asks how Ser Elg has been: [quote name='Ser Elgernon' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.09' post='923458']i have no cause to complain other than i was dumb enough to be away for so long :)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.11' post='923461']unfortunately, I was signing off when I saw you were posting, so I need to go. Hopefully you will come around a bit more :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Elgernon' date='Jul 27 2007, 02.11' post='923462']i plan too good to see ya :) my long sojourn, which i never really intended to take, has come to an end, and i'm happy to be back :)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 27 2007, 04.02' post='923607']Ser Elgernon :cheers: A Spam Warrior with many scars.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 27 2007, 04.02' post='923611']Heh. Aren't we all?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 27 2007, 04.05' post='923617']You? Faceless Dude you are practically built into this thread. Like the Neo of spam.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 27 2007, 04.18' post='923630']We should have a TTTNE draft. I'd watch that.[/quote] We should compile a list of all noobs on the board and then have a draft where they either go to TTTNE or to Gen Shat . . . . erm, no, actually this would be a really, really bad idea :uhoh: [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.22' post='923713']Marcus What's up man, did they get your check straightened out?[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.26' post='923718']Yeah. They're going to issue another check for the difference this week.[/quote] [quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.27' post='923721']what is the difference?[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.34' post='923729']$482[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.39' post='923736']Good news man, I been wondering about that. I think you said something awhile back, but I skimmed over alot of stuff. :cheers:[/quote] [quote name='Jump In Me' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.43' post='923740']youch thats a bit right there. Macus is buying us drinks w00t w00t![/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 27 2007, 05.47' post='923750']Hah. You wish. *puts cheque in wallet* *puts wallet in safety deposit box* :P In hindsight, depositing it would have been easier...[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jul 27 2007, 06.59' post='923825']Got myself a bartending job. Been busy doing that, and decided I should pay you all a visit.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.03' post='923829']Hey Drac, heard you guys were even hotter than here by a little bit. Ouch.[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.05' post='923830']I just got back from a visit to up there not that long ago, and let me tell you it was horrible. Technically I should probably change my location back to the cities since that is where I am at the moment.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.07' post='923832']You should visit the farm on your way back up![/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.08' post='923833']You should send me a PM about where it is, and I'll see what I can do.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.12' post='923835']sent, now we're going to talk about all of you behind your backs in pm!![/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jul 27 2007, 07.14' post='923838']We are? I mean of course we are![/quote] Fine . . . see if we care . . . [b]HEADLINE: Cat Update[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 27 2007, 09.11' post='923933']I have good news - my cat is back from the vets and is well again :D YAY! He had a total of six teeth removed and is now eating again and so happy to be home. He was just rubbing up against me all yesterday evening and spent the night curled up by my feet :love: Of course I almost died when I got the Vets bill :tantrum: [/quote] Seriously you don't even want to know . . . Alrighty, now that we are back up to date it is time I did some work. Ben will be bringing you his Weekend Spam Review and I will be back on Monday with yet another review for your pleasure. Arrrrrr.