The long wait is almost over. Finally. At long last it is here. The long queues of people are lined up and ready. Every effort has been made to keep the contents secret. All spoilers covered up so it is not ruined for all the boys and girls. No I am not talking about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I am of course talking about [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b] I will leave it up to your judgement which of the two has greater literary imagination . . . :uhoh: [b]HEADLINE: Welcome to the Insanity![/b] [quote name='Frosty' date='Jul 18 2007, 19.09' post='909397']Okay so is this thread like an open pub or what? TTTNE = the thread that never ends, sheesh girl you could have told me that when you said you were hanging out, I ran all around like a stupid man does, not seeing it. :duh: why are men so blind at times. I can't find the apple juice, in front of nose. Where is the toothpaste, duh in your hand. Where is TTTNE - duh in forum games duh. Thanks for the welcome, I promise to not be a bastard here, really, honest injun. (crap already a politically incorrect post!) :cheers:[/quote] Frosty is a great addition to TTTNE and will fit in perfectly here - welcome :cheers: [quote name='Frosty' date='Jul 18 2007, 19.23' post='909432']:lmao: stop it already, sheesh, laughed more in the last hour than the last two months![/quote] You should have joined us years ago. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 18 2007, 19.50' post='909490']whats with all the frosty hate in GC?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 18 2007, 19.52' post='909494']There's Frosty hate in GenChat? I don't go there much.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 18 2007, 19.56' post='909500']I used to raise hell back in the day in GC. [url=http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=20704]http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=20704[/url] I dont know if they are joking or not??/ who knows :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='Frosty' date='Jul 18 2007, 20.00' post='909505']I just deleted my General Chatter short cut and replaced it with TTTNE - :D[/quote] Good work! LP asks where Frosty lives: [quote name='Frosty' date='Jul 18 2007, 21.01' post='909661']I forgot I adjusted my location to avoid stalkers, hehe. Colorado mate! The one and only. Denver has its drawbacks and good points, I am still looking for the good. :)[/quote] Always important to know where our spammers are from I find. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 18 2007, 21.10' post='909694']Ladies, you should know that I like to pray as well. Fair is fair. ;)[/quote] I don't think Ben entirely understood what he was saying here . . . I don't believe this terms applies to hetero Men :uhoh: [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 18 2007, 21.17' post='909713']This thread is so dirty ... Maybe Ill get another Pm from Sexy[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 18 2007, 21.24' post='909738']I'm beginning to see your plan. You get enough PM's you'll wiggle Morment's phone number out of him. Then it's just a little phone sex and he's wrapped around your finger poor dude.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 18 2007, 21.25' post='909741']*Going to buy batteries* Its going to be a long night[/quote] Oh my . . . . [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 19 2007, 04.08' post='910294']I'm going to NC over a weekend... and the ONLY reason it works for me is that my dentist only works on Thursdays and I have a dentist appt on 8/2 which means I know where I will be on 8/3 and so I got to actually use the free ticket I earned. This will be my first con in about 25 years. I went to Filmcon 4 in 1976. Good thing I'm still hot! [url=http://www.joepearce.org/sf/conbooks/equicon-75_b.jpg]This Pic[/url] Is the closest I can find to my first con in 1976....... I was even having sex back then! So YES... I've been having sex longer than some of you have been ALIVE![/quote] And some of us will be having sex long after you are dead. This is just the natural cycle of life brother. But seriously have a great time at the con everyone who is going - have one for me :cheers: [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 19 2007, 07.28' post='910453']I remember going to star trek stuff in the 70's with my mom. Got to meet all the cast of Star trek through the 70's. No I was not having sex in the 70's, actually the 80's either :lol:[/quote] So the 90's was one good decade for you then GC? [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 19 2007, 12.37' post='910616']Yea. Down in Okinawa, JP. Or in the case of all you guys, over in Okinawa. Got back yesterday, and as soon as I was done unpacking for the 10th time in months I fell asleep. Until I know whether I work days or nights I do not think I will be on here much.[/quote] No worries MJ - have a great time in Japan. Pebble complains about hte lack of Euros in TTTNE: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 19 2007, 13.19' post='910676']I know MG is off its thursday and DJ is on site. But we have other euros surely. I mean Lion might have poped in for a tail pull.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 19 2007, 13.26' post='910689']Lion and GL have both been rather scarce lately...Piper doesn't love us anymore...Soph is recovering from her night out and most of the other Euros are very gen chat[/quote] We need a TTTNE Euro-Spam Recruitment drive! [quote name='Kel' date='Jul 19 2007, 15.17' post='910882']how about a tttne version of the 5 things game??? I sang in a rock band in Texas I went to a Kenny G concert I failed 9th grade english I stole a car and then wrecked it I have had 7 orthopedic operations[/quote] As if I am going to believe you went to a Kenny G concert and failed to either kill him or yourself, sheesh. Too easy. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 19 2007, 15.18' post='910885']I have nothing interesting to list. I have been a very boring person.[/quote] LIE. [quote name='Frosty' date='Jul 19 2007, 15.22' post='910897']Heya Folks, I think I figured this place out,(tttne) it is like slow chat, how cool![/quote] By jove! I think he's got it! [b]HEADLINE: Quoth Meets Soph[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 19 2007, 18.53' post='911247']hi darling. so where are the details from last night. did you deliver the hug and kiss for me?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.01' post='911257']Yes I did, Lany. Soph is wonderful. And she does get a giggle from the flowers and chocolates we leave for her. ;) X and X-ray (Doug and Martha) are fantastic. X-ray is a one woman party, just add water. :lol: Naz brought his wife. They, too, were great, especially Mrs. Naz (even though she's yet to read the series :shocked: ). Too much beer was consumed in the crowded sweltering pub. But with beers named Smutty Nose, Bad Elf, Really Bad Elf and Criminally Bad Elf, how much is too much? ;) Martha invited a co-worker who brought her fiancee, Brad(?) an awsome dude who brought an honest to God medival helm. It was the smash hit of the party. We almost lost it to another patron of the bar until X-ray managed to reclaim it. :lol: Oh! And TC showed. Her Pix don't lie, she is just as beautiful in RL. Unfortunately, because of the noise and the crowd, we didn't get a chance to talk much. Likewise, a couple of other recently de-lurked boarders showed. But again, I could barely get their names and we spoke little it at all. However, they were just as lively and into the festivities as the "old hands". It was really a lot of fun.[/quote] Great story Q - glad you had a great time. [b]HEADLINE: Bana gets her revenge[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.21' post='911293']Damn, I am pissed. That KY dude has pressed my last button!!!! on my lunch hour I went to ky told dude where he could put his dick , had him running to his truck and I made it back to work on time. I am gooood!!!!! It was so much fun :devil:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.50' post='911374']Bana, honey. Why are you still even talking to that bonehead?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.53' post='911382']Well, I didnt talk to him till today sweets.- See he was trying to play mind games through my friends.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.56' post='911393']You know for fifty bucks there's a guy I know who will pull his fingernails out one by one...[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 19 2007, 19.57' post='911396']FD I love you :grouphug: Ill give him 100.00[/quote] Hahaha! You a bad, bad girl Bana. If you ever wondered how Bana got her name: [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 19 2007, 20.05' post='911417']Got my name from the word cup games we had here on the board. I had Iran -Banafsheh Is an Iranian name meaning - A flower (Violet) I used to be night eyes I forgot what story nighteyes was in. Does anyone know (He was a wolf)[/quote] Farseer Trilogy by Robin Hobb. [quote name='Anya Jenkins' date='Jul 19 2007, 20.15' post='911443']I mostly pm'd everyone - but here is the open invite! [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/bspamcentral93306]http://p068.ezboard.com/bspamcentral93306[/url] [/quote] Got no idea what this is - another board we are invited to or something - btw this is Kiddy/Kiddo/Kel's new name for this week. What kind of deal do you have with Ran that allows you to change your name so often? [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 19 2007, 21.43' post='911662']Welcome to [b]Ben's Bi-Weekly Spam Review - Hump-Day Fun[/quote] Bi-Weekly? Meaning you will only do this every other week? [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jul 19 2007, 23.22' post='911908']*lurks*[/quote] JET lurked and stole the 1k post from DJ who posted like crazy to get it. [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jul 19 2007, 23.23' post='911916']actually who wants it? V or blue since they havent won one[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 19 2007, 23.23' post='911919']I hate you JET. I'm flying to New York right now to end you.[/quote] Hahaha! Blue declines the offer so V starts the new thread as kindly offered by JET. So onwards to TTTNE v.108. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 19 2007, 23.31' post='911942']We're all about subtlety and class here in TTTNE....Pull up a chair, listen to Sam and revel in the joy of the Spam of the Night... Of all the spam joints in all the world...I hope you step into mine. You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a spam is just a spam...as time goes by. (This thread brought to you by JET - The Lurker Who Wins)[/quote] Yes this will be a classy thread I can tell. [quote name='Lucky Pierre' date='Jul 20 2007, 01.39' post='912084']So what's the dress code for this upcoming con Lany? the last convention I was at it started at Naked as you know![/quote] Classy you see? Yup. [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 20 2007, 03.31' post='912189']Man, What's with these people in GenChat?They just trying to pissoff the Mods, and get kicked off the board? :whip:[/quote] Sounds like a laugh . . . though I don't recommend it. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 20 2007, 05.16' post='912298']Evening mi Amigos. So why was I invited to a "new board?" by Anya Jenkins?[/quote] See above SB. [b]HEADLINE: What does Kay see you as?[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 20 2007, 05.37' post='912315']FD- I can't picture you in my head as you are faceless, dude. Ben- I picture him skinny and clutching a book SB- With some green condomlike thing on his head. I don't know if this is something actually related to him or not, it may have been an old avatar. Sometimes this is replaced by the Banditos, a percussion group that was in my high school marching band that wore sombreros and ponchos and ran around in circles playing Wipeout. Marcus- I picture a tractor. MB/LP- I think of a really fierce drag queen. Not that he is a queen to my knowledge, but for some reason on first encounter I thought he was a she which molded my mental image into a queen. That and I love them.[/quote] [quote name='Marcus' date='Jul 20 2007, 05.41' post='912323']Compared to the rest of them, I'm rather glad I'm represented by an inanimate object :P[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 20 2007, 05.43' post='912325']I dunno, I'd be really jazzed to be a fierce drag queen.[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Crazy British Weather[/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 20 2007, 09.52' post='912441']I got absolutely soaked coming to work today. This rainy season is killing me - can't wait till Summer returns in September :([/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 20 2007, 10.14' post='912459']They reckon London is going to get 2 months worth of rain in the next 2 days. Which sucks as I'm meant to be helping out on a charity camp next week. The fields are just going to be slosh![/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 20 2007, 10.19' post='912468']UK SEASONS January 1st - Feburary 14th = Autumn February 15th-16th = Winter February 17th - March 30th = Spring April 1st - May 30th = Summer 1 June 1st - August 30th = RAINY SEASON September 1st - October 18th = Summer 2 October 19th - December 31st = Autumn * all dates are approximate[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 20 2007, 11.30' post='912573']News weather flash I cna't see the west bank of the Theames Just been out no the shop floor storm drains have burst! again. we are once again under water in parts. roof in office is also leaking we got 4 inches of water at the bottom of the stairs[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.20' post='912667']We have cars stuck in the puddle out the front of our office with the water up to the window . . . we have of course taken pictures for our newspaper :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.28' post='912696']:cry: we have a water ban that just went into effect...my grass is nearly all dead...it just won't rain...had a couple of sprinkles last night...but it was just a tease if we could share...we'd all have just the right amount of rain[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.36' post='912713']I think you just solved the global warming crisis Lany. If we - the great minds of TTTNE can find a solution to the sharing of weather problem everything will be alright :D[/quote] I guess the world if pretty fucked then eh? :lol: Lets just sit back and have a drink while we wait for the end together :cheers: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.38' post='912718']*sends rain to Lany*[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.50' post='912735']most awesome...the grass wil trun green again and I'll be able to refill Brat's pool[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.50' post='912736']Hey Its working. It has stopped raining! and the Sun has come out.[/quote] Yeah things are getting better this afternoon here too. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 20 2007, 12.55' post='912745']Today in Gen Chat things are getting shut down and deleted all over the place. Finally one of Zak's cock threads bit the dust. I know earlier this week we kind of went a little wild :devil: Perhaps we should return to the days of smurffiness...but in a classy adult way ;) It might be a good idea for us to behave ourselves just a bit since the mods seem to be in a very sensoring mood today.[/quote] Oh smurf! Alright that is the end of the spam review. JK - eat yer heart out, you will have to go some to top that I reckon! Ben will be covering your spam review this weekend (maybe, if he has the time) and I will be back on Monday. Oh and yes I will be reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows this weekend and I will let you know if it is beter than the spam review on Monday. (no spoilers here of course) Anyone else reading this too? Hmmm?