Welcome to [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Bumper Friday Edition[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.50' post='885716']“Hello, everyone is currently out to lunch. We have no idea when we will be back, but probably not before a meteor hits the Earth. Leave a message at the boink and we’ll probably forget about it or erase it. Thank you for your time.”[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.52' post='885725']Heh. Ben said 'Boink'.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.53' post='885727']There was no boink? :huh: How can we leave a message if there is no boink???? He said leave it at sound of boink and then wait for boink, there was no boink . . .[/quote] Ben still did not say boink to indicate when your message should be recorded. How can we add our message if he does not say boink? [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.53' post='885728']"If you'd like to be ignored in English, press 1. If you'd like to be ignored in Spanish, press 2..."[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.54' post='885731']Boinking is no longer allowed. For boinking and any other dirty talk you have to go to Euro Chat, aka General Chatter. ;)[/quote] Gen Shat we call it. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.58' post='885736']I think if you had called this thread the boards collection of concentrated Porn and sex jokes then there would have been no issue? ;) ;) (means sarcasm)[/quote] I don't think the Mods would have found this funny . . . [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.55' post='885732']:uhoh: Mods slammed down the old thread already!. Wow. *looks for security cameras*[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 4 2007, 16.59' post='885743']Don't look behind you Quoth but I am assured that the Mods check in on us here more often than we thought they did . . . :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Sophelia' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.02' post='885746']That was just ordinary little me with my minimod hat. :uhoh:[/quote] Why don't you talk to us no more Soph? :cry: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.54' post='885839']okay I have read up and I have to say- weird. Especially the RW comment montage in the review.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.59' post='885854']yeah, that was a bit much. this is what happens when I am nice to people...last person I was really nice to was.....NSF how ironic ;)[/quote] There is a pattern forming here . . . [b]HEADLINE: I don't smurfing believe this smurfing smurf that is smurfing going on! You are nothing but a smurfing smurfer smurf who smurfs their smurfing smurf up the smurf hole - I tell you this is some smurfed up smurf![/b] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.39' post='885808']so...does anyone like the SMURFS??? :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.48' post='885826']I loved the Smutfs wait...you are talking about lillte blue "people" right?[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.55' post='885841']yes...yes I am! They had a funny way of making the word "smurf" mean ANYTHING, though. It was a fun game that we used to play on the board sometimes. And since they can say the "c-words" to their hearts contents elsewhere but we have to tone it down here, I figure "smurf" is as good a word as any to use!! :D[/quote] Great idea Trebla. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 17.58' post='885851']Well Treb, I think you are the Smufiest :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.01' post='885858']I think you are pretty SMURFY yourself! :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.07' post='885865']well I think I am nice, dammit.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.09' post='885870']you are as smurffy as Treb is :love:[/quote] Not in relation to the above smurf: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.09' post='885868']I didn't mean to Smurf her. I just remembered that I should stop Smuffing strays.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.10' post='885871']You smurf strays? Lany, now, we had a talk about this already. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.11' post='885874']Maybe I should just Smurf you? :leer: Obviously some strays are smurfier then others.[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.15' post='885882']I wasn't really a stray...more of a chained beastie with a "Beware of DAWG" sign above me. But not anymore!!! I'm a smurfy lil' smurf who loves to smurf smurf!! ;)[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.16' post='885884']I smurfing :love: you all :D Alright time for me to leave now. I will be out for dinner, breakfast, lunch, dinner again, breakfast again but back before the next lunch on Friday with another spam review.[/quote] Alright it might be a little after my lunch by the time this gets posted but it is before American lunch for sure. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.18' post='885887']since it is the day mr. fury and I started dating many years ago, we are doing dinner, a movie, and fireworks[/quote] That sounds nice. [b]HEADLINE: More Smurfing[/b] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.18' post='885889']Treb is old school though. and hey - SMURF YOU[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.20' post='885893']We could get carried away with this smurf business. "I smurf you. I smurf you more. *Lany smurfs Kiddo*..."[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.17' post='885885']do you this this would be a [url=http://www.therebelsmurfette.com/_images/index_pic.gif]Smurffy av?[/url][/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.22' post='885898']Lany...that av is smurfin' HAWT!![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 4 2007, 18.54' post='885944']What is this a Smurf Film? Warn the Guests and creepy anons or something. Put an age rating on the thread next time. This thread is like Adult Swim on Cartoon Network I guess. While General Chat is Fox Network.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 4 2007, 19.40' post='886002']Yo Kel. You look smurfy today! :)[/quote] Kel always looks smurfy. [b]HEADLINE: Return of the Rogue[/b] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 19.39' post='886001']Hi y'all. Man my back is killing me, I'm feeling kinda down and depressed. Any sweet words would be awesome right now. Where is Luscious Lany?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 4 2007, 19.49' post='886019']Probably spending time with her son. And you should watch it...[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 19.52' post='886023']What do you mean? Her & I have just been flirting the past couple days. I have nothing but respect for her. Man, my one pain pill is kicking in![/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 19.54' post='886025']Do we really need to go there?[/quote] This was dangerously close to flames here. [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 20.07' post='886043']I partied too much the past few days. Something I haven't done in a long time. So I apologize If I offended anyone. I'm truly sorry. I'm not a mean guy.[/quote] I have to be honest with you RW you have offended quite a lot of people on this board with sending PMs to people you do not know and being overly friendly / bordering on creepy with the way you talk to people and a lot of spammers here in TTTNE are not happy that we were getting the blame for your behaviour. That is not your fault but I think it will be a while before everyone here gets over it and is happy to talk to you as they would anyone else. Lany returns and she is having trouble with her av. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 20.36' post='886084']I really need help getting my av back up. not sure why I can't put any photobucket pic up. I really really like this one. it is so smurfy, it makes me smurf every time I look at it :)[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 20.41' post='886095']Lany will you forgive me? I'm sorry. I would never want to hurt you. I'm dying that I did something wrong. Kiddo, will you help me get Lany to forgive me?[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 20.48' post='886099']not up to me, and leave me out of it.[/quote] Very sensible of you Kiddy. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 20.50' post='886101']I sent you a PM.[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.01' post='886122']Lany, please forgive me and give me another chance. I will be a perfect gentleman.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.03' post='886128']Honestly? If she went to PM, you should as well, because I REALLY don't want to hear this.....[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.14' post='886143']I was stupid. I partied too much, and I guess I thought I was 10 feet tall, and bullet-proof.I feel terrible about offending anyone, especially Lany.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.15' post='886147']GOD GET OVER IT AND TAKE IT ELSEWHERE - PM IS ALWAYS A GOOD PLACE[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.20' post='886152']Alright I'm over it. Who is y'all's favorite bands?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.23' post='886154']Heart, and most of the 80's hair bands :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.25' post='886160']Heart Fleetwood Mac Stevie Nicks (separately) Pat Benatar Allman Brothers Lynyrd Skynyrd Right now I am into Amy Winehouse I always loved Ella, Billie Holiday, Peggy Lee, Rosemary Clooney - all the greats - I am a big music person[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.27' post='886163']I'd Smurf you based on your music taste alone. I think I have at least one of everything you mentioned[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.27' post='886164']I got up & sang Dead or Alive the other night. It was fun.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.27' post='886165']we should do karaoke - hahahah[/quote] Do we have to? [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.28' post='886166']Same here. I'm really liking the new Linkin Park, plus some old Metallica, along with Muse and Nine Inch Nails. Jeez, no wonder I'm so angry.....[/quote] You've got great taste in music FD. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.34' post='886179']before I go: [size=5]MJ[/size] what are you doing in here? why aren't you on shore leave getting yourself a little Smurf?[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 4 2007, 21.43' post='886189']Lany, I have duty today. I was told I didnt before, so I made plans, and well I do not really care but it is fucking over some one else. I am hoping to get out early today. Which for me is really night since I work nights and it is currently day. Up 36 hours and counting with 1 hour of sleep. I am going to try and go the whole time with little to no sleep. Ahh, I am actually going to try and stay awake the whole time while in port on my own. Some might say it is crazy, I say no.[/quote] You are batshit crazy MJ! But have a good time regardless. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 4 2007, 23.48' post='886312']Because he was being an ass this morning and I'd rather look after my horse than spend time with him right now, plans with Mr. Fury have been cancelled.[/quote] That sucks Kay, sorry to hear this. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 5 2007, 00.03' post='886332']I have gotten my hands on some antibiotics from a farm supply place, but they are injection only. My dad is bringing his trailer over tonight or tomorrow and I'm going to have to coax her in every day and give her the shots if I can. It's probably a bad idea for me, but I also plan on trying to bandage her if I get her in there.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 00.15' post='886339']:eek: This is the one that's been kicking and even the vets wouldn't go near? Please be careful![/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 5 2007, 00.17' post='886340']She threatens to kick, she never actually has kicked anyone. In the trailer, even if she does kick, she won't have enough room for it to be really hard.[/quote] We will find out how Kay got on later in the review . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 00.18' post='886342']ok, I got everything ready, chopped my veggies and meat, built lovely kabobs, had sweet corn cake in the oven, waited the perfect time so all my dinner will be ready at the same time, put the kabobs and the grill and started coating them with my super-secret sauce when the skys decided they were not done with rain. I finished coating them with the grill lid half closed. had to turn them every 5 minutes so the don't burn. I was soaked by the time dinner was ready. but I have to say...it was worth every drop of rain that fell on me...they were totally awesome. (and you know, that less then 5 minutes after I took them off the grill, the rain stopped)[/quote] Typical. Glad you enjoyed your day despite the rain. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.30' post='886406']In the old days, yesterday, if someone mentioned fireworks in the rain, two dozen posts would have followed.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.34' post='886408']are you suggesting that [i]fireworks in the rain[/i] might have another meaning? perhaps you could elaberate on it? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.37' post='886410']I'd have to PM you. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.37' post='886413']I give you permission to ;)[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.38' post='886415']Sorry. I'd need the proper release form. In Triplicate. Notarized.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.40' post='886416']:spank: 's Quoth. smart ass[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 01.46' post='886418']For which ever Mod is monitoring the surveillance cameras, I had nothing to do with that last emoticon.[/quote] :rofl: A concatonated quad of Ben posts for ya: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 03.05' post='886480']*lights up entire row of huge firecrackers* *strips to watch firecrackers, firecrackers set fire to park grass, arrested and now known as the Naked Firecracker Arsonist* *breaks out of prison using smuggled firecracker, becomes instant media darling and gets rich appearing on talk shows and blowing up television studios*[/quote] Funny stuff Ben! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 5 2007, 08.01' post='886694']3 hours and no posts?? I know it's titled "Out To Lunch", but this is ridiculous :unsure: And where's Pebble been recently? Did she go on holiday??[/quote] Yeah I was thinking this too. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 11.17' post='886775']Looks like I named this thread about right. :unsure: Second double this page alone.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 12.19' post='886817']are doubles contagious?[/quote] Contagious and wasteful . . . [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 12.54' post='886848']Morn all- *puts Catholic Girl uniform on*[/quote] As if this will fool anyone into thinking you are a good girl Bana :devil: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 14.00' post='886933']Pool Man is here! :leer: Back to the regular Pool Man so it's all good![/quote] I feel sorry for the poor man . . . [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 14.13' post='886953']Mormont is hawt, hey baby :kiss: PM me anytime :smileysex:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 14.26' post='886977']:rofl: So that was the whole point? He just wanted some flirty attention? MB, do your duty to the mods![/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 5 2007, 15.21' post='887051']How is everyone on this smurfy day?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 15.24' post='887058']Hey Treb. I am so SMURFFY today, I'm ready to pull my hair out. There is no way to work when you are insanely smurffy. I keep trying to get work done, but my brain drifts back to smuff time and time again.[/quote] You naughty smurf Lany. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.03' post='887244']My boobies are sore this day :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.09' post='887258']too much use? yeah, I hate when mine get that way (and I wish it was from over use ;) )[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.12' post='887266']no, :([/quote] I would offer to make your boobies feel better but such behaviour is frowned upon these days. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.37' post='887324']So did we get in trouble because I showed off pictures of my Pussy and my Sword? All in various positions.[/quote] Yeah SB its all your fault! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.48' post='887351']Is my skirt to short? :devil:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 17.52' post='887361']It's just about right; short enough to show some leg while being just long enough not to be immodest. Very nice blouse too. The cleavage is just... I'll be my bunk.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 18.06' post='887390']* does Handstand*[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 18.07' post='887396']Need a little help maintaining the handstand, Bana? ;)[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 18.13' post='887406']yes, Ben you can spot me, I have a hard time staying up[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 5 2007, 18.18' post='887418']*spots Bana, notices she's not wearing underwear* :blush:[/quote] Naughty, naughty. [b]HEADLINE: Happy Birthday to Spam![/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 18.35' post='887459']Did you know today is the birthday of SPAM! I think I need to look this up and start a birthday thread ;)[/quote] I am wondering where you got this info from. Are you talking about the food product spam or our kind of spamming? [b]HEADLINE: Bad new for GC's friend[/b] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 5 2007, 19.38' post='887608']It is a crappy day, I just found out that a friend and a coworker has cervical cancer. She is so damn young too, and already had breast cancer. she is only 22 and just recovered from the breast cancer. I feel so bad for her. Well she is tough and I know she will get through it. I just hate seeing her be so upset. On good news though, her son met my kids for the first time yesterday and they hit it off. He is right ion the middle of Pheb and Domi's age and they had so much fun playing during the 4th[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 5 2007, 20.06' post='887666']That is so sad GC. The good thing is both usually have a successful recovery rate. Especially when they catch it early enough. Has the cancer matastasized? If the breast cancer is linked to the cervical that's a tough call. Let's hope they are both seperate incidences. We had a good friend who fought brain cancer for years and won. He recovered and was cancer free. He bought himself a motorcycle to celebrate. A month later while he and his wife were riding it, a young kid (drunk) blew through a red light. John was pronounced DOA at hospital, his wife spent a month in hospital recovering. Life can really suck sometimes, so try to find the bright spots. :love:[/quote] Yup thats really bad news GC, sorry to hear this. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 19.07' post='887533']God I love watching Nadal play tennis... Those arms... That ass.. :drool:[/quote] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 5 2007, 20.31' post='887709']*Strongly agrees* Although I watch tennis purely for the game :leaving:[/quote] Yeah course you do YANA ;) [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 5 2007, 20.55' post='887763']Yay, we finally got some rain and thunderstorms...It was about time[/quote] You are welcome to all of our rain Yana, we are sick of it over here now. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 5 2007, 20.50' post='887753']So did any one else have fun in australia the past couple days, and the next couple?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 21.05' post='887783']What type of fun did you have Jim ?[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 5 2007, 21.09' post='887790'];) bana thats a secret. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 5 2007, 21.13' post='887796']you could have taken some pics Jim :([/quote] Glad you had a good time MJ. [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 5 2007, 21.26' post='887827']god once again I am defending tttne in gen chat. Why is these people constantly think there are nothing but a bunch of screaming monkees in here?[/quote] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 5 2007, 21.35' post='887851']Just leave it. They just don't know what it's all about. They have right to dislike us. We have right not to care.[/quote] You've got such a great attitude to this Yana. I completely agree with you. [b]HEADLINE: The return of Pebble[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.31' post='888012'][s]**BEEP**[/s] erm **COUGH**[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.33' post='888014']Hey Pebs! I was just wondering about you this morning since I hadn't seen ya for a bit![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.42' post='888025']I'm much better than I was. Just had a week off in Bed, but I'm mostly recovered now and in for the night. I'm upset I missed the 100 thread though. Don't even think I've got the energy to read up on all the Goat Reveiws. So have I missed anythiong good?[/quote] But my reviews are like liquid energy in text form. Read! Read and feel better! Heal your life! Lany fills in Pebble on the latest news: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.44' post='888030']just a little drama, but not too big a deal. I think it's all gone now, but we have an official warning to clean up our conduct a bit. we're trying to on an intermittinat basis ;)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.45' post='888034']so less :smileysex:? ect[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.46' post='888038']well, maybe. that is just a smiley afterall ;) but less talking about sex and stuff...even though we're never really bad anyways, but whatever.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.47' post='888040']Right.. because passers-by were confusing TTTNE with match.com or havesexwithme.com or some other dating site...[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.49' post='888043']Just wanted to clarrifiy it. gonna be different to have a squeeky clean TTTNE's but I suppose everyone needs to ba comfortable with the TTTNE's experiance Edit - Yes MB :kiss: I am feeling a lot better than I was, thankyou[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 22.58' post='888059']Well-I have to admit that I do understand where our Mods are coming from to a certain degree. It's always difficult for some new peeps to understand that even though this is a public message board many of the posters know each other personally and/or have had ongoing friendship/relationships for months or years. We run into this from time to time at my board too. Now my board is not frequented by minors just because of the nature of the overall subject matter so we don't run into that but we do run into people not understanding the relationships existing members have. Now-all that being said... I don't agree that here when two posters know each other well and are posting to each other they can't :smileysex: or say fuck off or post specifics TO each other. If neither party is being harmed or complaining... who cares? Why should that be a mod issue? I can send a PM to a mod and say 'I'm offended by the discussion of cocks in GC' and I would get laughed at. But if I send a PM to a mod and say 'I'm offended by Lany and Quoth talking dirty to each other' it generates a hand slap? Silly in my opinion.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.09' post='888069']yep, we just get told to avoid those threads. but then sometime we just have to live with double standards and be done. So I have been here for nearly an hour and no-one has offered me a drink yet! you gonna tell me the mods have banned alcohol as well?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.11' post='888073']:cheers: Sorry dear... if they did ban the drink I think we would be building our own mouse trap somewhere else ;)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.13' post='888076']We could make a fortune by suppling contraband throughout the board.[/quote] Funny stuff Pebble - banning alcohol *shakes head* [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.27' post='888095']Good to see you again Pebbles, I was wondering where you'd gone![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.30' post='888102']Think I caught a bug that someone must have brought in from Wales. Do you know anyone who has recently moved to Essex from Wales? think they must have been a plage carrier or something.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.45' post='888127']That was the most brutal hangover, ever. I thought I was gonna die.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.43' post='888124']Hey cowboy...and I was going to offer you a drink...[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.46' post='888131']A drink of what?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.48' post='888134']the bar is open and well stocked...but maybe you should stick to water tonight ;)[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.50' post='888137']Whatever you say.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.56' post='888148']Must have been some bender if you're still feeling the hangover.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.59' post='888159']The Recovery Scale is much like the Richter Scale in that for each year of age and ounce of alcohol consumed the recovery time increases 10 fold. It is known.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 5 2007, 23.56' post='888149']Rogue. make sure you take vitamin C. this really helps. I never have a hang over if I drink some fruitjuice before going to bed. and the times I was too drunk to remember to have the juice I would have it in the morning and it shortens the hangover time. Chocolate also helps.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.04' post='888171']Gaaaah! Staaaaapppp! No! sweet stuff is the worst for a hangover. Man, are women wired differently![/quote] Yup men and women have very different reactions to chocolate. It is known. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.19' post='888191']If you have a hangover: Find the largest glass you have, fill it with cold water, and drink it all down. Yes, this will make you vomit. Accept it, it's part of the plan. Once you finish vomiting, refill the glass and do it again. You'll vomit again, but we're still on the plan. Once you finish vomiting, fill it up halfway and liesurely drink it over the course of 30 minutes. You should be through vomiting, but you'll be pretty thirsty. After some water, take the hottest shower you can stand. Once you are finished with all this, the "hangover" feeling will have passed, you won't be nauseous, and you'll only have a small headache. And no, this hasn't killed anyone.......yet[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.26' post='888203']After reading FD's "cure", it might just be better to stay sober. :uhoh:[/quote] Hahaha - I agree with ya Ben, that sounds very unpleasant FD. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.14' post='888184']I just hit 1000. W00t! <----------------------- [/attention whore moment][/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.16' post='888186']And a Post Whore moment too![/quote] I just whored the whores - does this make me your pimp? Pebble replying to Kay and SB's conversation about cats which was in the review last week: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.13' post='888245']Ok just need to respond to these. No its not about a cute cat. But deffinatly take on the badass scale. The Cat next door to my Gran was called "Greebo" I must say this Cat lived up to his name. this Cat has killed a Goose, 3 badgers, several chickens and terrorised the cows. It mauled the burgular that visited my Gran's house (ripped into his face and left his ear hanging). This was one serriously viscous cat. he was not that big and jet black. If the cat knew you, then he would bring you offerings. If the cat did not know you then you did not go out into the garden unescorted.[/quote] That is one well named cat - a true Greebo. [b]HEADLINE: Infected Reviews! Run for your lives![/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 00.59' post='888239']just reading up on the brilliantly funny, and life fullilling reveiws I missed. The Goats personal touch and expertise really know how to put a smile on my face. evrn if he made me laugh then cough. so warning, those reviews are now contain a bio-hazzard.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.00' post='888240']*sprays reviews with disinfectant* *sprays Pebble with disinfectant*[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.15' post='888248']that wont work, this is a supperbug![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.22' post='888255']*isolates Pebble inside a plastic bubble*[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.26' post='888258']Hey, I hope you gave me a fresh oxogen suply[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.27' post='888259']without a doubt babe...and all the air [b]in and out[/b] will be purified (emphasis added)[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.34' post='888264']Heh. Lany said 'in and out'[/quote] MB - stop getting us in trouble with your dirty talk! Hahahaha! [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jul 6 2007, 01.36' post='888265']Hey guys, I am back from my sleep. I went about 52 hours with one hour of sleep. Now I wonder if I should go back out.[/quote] You are insane MJ - GET SOME SLEEP! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 6 2007, 02.37' post='888331']*just realized Treb has hella more posts than me and I've been here months longer :rolleyes: *[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 6 2007, 02.54' post='888350']that's because he most likely brought his old post count with him, like I did. Treb was a mod on the old board.[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 6 2007, 03.12' post='888370']yeah, Ran was nice to spot me an additional 2k posts from the old EZboard when i FINALLY came back in april. I have NO idea how many i really had from there. I would be addicted to the place for awhile and then drife away for a time.[/quote] You see Kay, if you ask Ran nicely he will give you your post count back too. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 03.50' post='888403']Careful Ben, don't burst my bubble[/quote] Good pun here. [b]HEADLINE: OUCH! :stunned: [/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.00' post='888413']fruits of today's labor- 1 headache 1 broken finger 0 horses in trailer[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.09' post='888419']She's still got some spirit. That's a good thing, I guess. Try and take it easy tonight? *Gets a damp towel and some Ice for Kay's head*[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.13' post='888424']It was worth a try Kay. *hands Kay Extra Strength Tylenol* Kay, did you also say a broken finger? Ouch![/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.17' post='888428']Hopefully it will go better tomorrow, thanks guys eh, doesn't hurt really Ben[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.33' post='888435']You're one tough chick, Kay. :) I've had a broken nose and I can tell you it wasn't fun at all. Though due to the way it happened, I don't really remember breaking it (I blacked out) so there was more pain setting it rather than breaking. :/[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.37' post='888438']I've never broken anything, and I'd like to keep it that way, thanks :)[/quote] Yeah me too. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.39' post='888442']I never broke my nose but I've broken other people's! I've boken all my fingers except my thumbs and all my toes except for my big toes, cracked several ribs, exploded my knee, and my wrist is technically broken all the time because the arm bone that makes the little wrist knob split the long way and they can't cast it tight enough for it to clase all the way. Any time I fall and catch myself on it, it breaks more. Eventually it will break so much they have to screw it back together like my knee. I had a concussion when I broke my knee so when they put the pin in, instead of putting me out, 6 people held me down.[/quote] Pebble asks how Kay got all these injuries: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.45' post='888450']I used to snowboard and most of my injuries came from that. The ribs and toes were from punk rock shows.[/quote] You are hardcore! In response to Kay saying she breaks other people's noses: [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.44' post='888449']Do you notch something every time it's happened?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 6 2007, 04.46' post='888452']I take scalps, obviously[/quote] Yikes! [b]HEADLINE: Pebble and FD reunited in cheesy smoothness[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 05.39' post='888505']I would feel better if you would direct some of those smooth lines at me. You used to but well its almost like you have forgot me now there are others you play with see, you don't want to share your chessey smoothness with me anymore. Just cos i cut out your heart.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 05.55' post='888518']I'm not ignoring you. Mostly it's either you're not around when I am, or when you are you are getting plenty of attention from others. I hope you start to feel better soon, but in the meantime, whatever bug you have gotten hs given your face a slight flush that compliments your eyes nicely and maks you that much more desireable.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jul 6 2007, 05.58' post='888521']Awww. I know your not ignoreing me. I would give you a :kiss: for that. But I'll save it till I'm better. I will just have to hug this bit of cheese I'm carring around instead.[/quote] Nice to see you two together again, awww. [b]MOVIE REVIEW: Transformers[/b] In a quote I missed earlier in the thread FD said that Transformers was not great but entertaining and worth the money: [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 6 2007, 06.19' post='888540']Oh yeah. And I need to reverse my original position about the Transformers movie. It's bad. There are jokes that go on too long, a little too much shakey-cam, and not enough Starscream. Some of the action pieces are pretty, and Megan Fox is still smokin' hot, but it's a little much to take just for that.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 6 2007, 06.39' post='888557']yeah man, after reading everybodies thoughts on it, i've decided i'm not too excited to see it, especially with lack of starscream. how many times in the cartoons did megatron not do something because it was starscream's suggestion? all the time. sure, starscream was power hungry and would have been a shite leader, but he had some good ideas. when i used to sing black metal, my vocals were inspired by the both of them, so it sounded like their lovechild, with a little soundwave and shockwave thrown in for good measure. decepticons rule! :cheers:[/quote] I am not surprised. I will wait till I can watch this on TV for free. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 6 2007, 07.30' post='888575']damn, it's pretty shitty, GC's friend i just met last night, she found out she has very bad cancer, as Gc was talking about earlier today. she's a great chick, her kids get along with GC's, her husband's a good guy, we got really wasted and goofed off and shot so many fireworks that eventually we got sick of putting the morters in the tubes, and just lit em' and kind of chucked em 15 feet away. i ain't got no friends out here, so it was cool to hang with someone. then to find out today that she could be dead within a matter of weeks, i'm just like, fuck. gotta go hug my woman, fuck food and games. take care everybody.[/quote] Its no wonder GC loves you IW, you got a heart of gold beneath that tough exterior. Yeah that is shitty news, hope your new friend will be ok. And thats the review - you are all up to date now. But what about next week? What are you going to do because I will not be here. As most of you know I will be spending some quality time with my girlfriend before she leaves the country and I won't see her again for months and months and months :cry: I may try to do a spam review on Sunday evening and perhaps another next weekend cos I can't leave you people hanging without your reviews, I know how you loves them so. Hope you have a great week, I know I will :love: