Welcome to Room 101 - the place where all unwanted things end up. Things like [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - and the unwanted spam like this taken from TTTNE v.101. Enjoy it if you want to . . . [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.12' post='881741']I guarantee who-ever wins the 1000th post in the 1000th thread will get into the TTNE Hall of Fame.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.13' post='881746']Congrats on the win!! I'm glad you got it, I had no ideas....[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.16' post='881754']Well it was this or my official retirement post.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.18' post='881758']What? Again? You're Roger Clemens, aren't you?[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.21' post='881766']I've been called worse. I'm like Parcells, I'm always two steps from retiring. Then I come back when the offer is right.[/quote] Glad you're still with us 14D. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.14' post='881748']Congrats, 14D. *Looks over new digs. * Dibs on that corner for the bar![/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.16' post='881752']Go ahead. My days of building vast palace type resorts with elaborate bars and half naked servers, are over.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.17' post='881757']if possible, i would prefer that the servers be all nekkid.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.19' post='881760']*orders coffee* waiter you forgot the spoon, WOW thats talent!!! perfect blend[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.23' post='881773']Took me a sec, but, :lol:[/quote] Quoth must be slipping if he had to think about this one. [b]HEADLINE: The popular workout[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.38' post='881825']I have returned and am feeling awesome. I stepped it up today and did the "advanced" workout (unofficially) and it was great. I'm so revved!!!!!!! so who wants to dance and kiss and :leer: ?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.40' post='881827']Me first :fence:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.42' post='881834']*dances and kisses and :leer: with Lany while Bana is busy fighting*[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.41' post='881830']i guess the line forms to the left then?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.43' post='881835']Clowns to the left. Jokers to the right.[/quote] I guess that makes me stuck in the middle with you then . . . ba doom doom smash (drum roll + cymbol smash for bad joke). [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.44' post='881836']*gets in line to the right* clowns are just too freakin' weird for my taste.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.50' post='881852']I have never understood "Clown Porn". And it's not for want of trying.[/quote] :O [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.52' post='881854']wow, I've never been so popular. I'm doing the advanced workout everyday :D[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.44' post='881837']RW-Its cool, I like to have fun as well. BTW clear your inbox, it is full.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.45' post='881840']RW dear, if you want me to respond, you need to delete a few pms ;)[/quote] RW has turned it round and is now favoured by the ladies so much so he is very popular too it seems. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.55' post='881864']We didn't scare off RW, did we?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 17.58' post='881867']I hope not....... :cry:[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.00' post='881877']Well MLA did thoerize that RW is actually Q.[/quote] OK, I did not include this in the Part One review, earlier today but MLA replied to an RW comment about some music artist and I think was also making a comment to Quoth at same time - I don't believe she was making a conspiracy theory. Or was she? [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.04' post='881887']Nope. Not me.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.08' post='881895']Rogue Warrior. He' a friend of Lany's from...somewhere? Bana and I were giving him a bad time.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.08' post='881896']Rogue warrior...a my newest friend ;)[/quote] [quote name='Rogue Warrior' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.49' post='881968']Hi Y'all, I'm back.[/quote] It will take more than that to put the Rogue off it seems. Good for ya man, glad to have you with us. [b]QUIZ TIME[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.10' post='881901']Would someone care to explain to me why I was compelled to wear this mop on my head down today?[/quote] See if you can guess the right answer from the following choices: [b]Answer A[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.15' post='881915']cause you know I like to pull it :devil:[/quote] [b]Answer B[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.16' post='881916']because you are pretty ;)[/quote] [b]Answer C[/b] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.37' post='881950']It makes it easier for someone, to run their fingers through your hair while kissing your throat?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.52' post='881974']Oh my. Now there is a good answer. Whew. Is it getting hot in here? D The Dragon of Smoothness is back in the game![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 18.50' post='881969']Wow! The smoooviness level in here today is incredible.[/quote] The correct response was Answer C. Did you get it right? [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.06' post='882007']Who else is sick of updating automotive fleet records? Just me? SIGH[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.09' post='882015']um...you wanna play Duck, Duck, GOOSE, instead??? :D[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.12' post='882020']Ummm, hmmm. **Eyes Trebs suspiciously** Why do I think we're not in the land of the children's game any longer?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.15' post='882028']I can vouch for Treb's total innocence. :D[/quote] [quote name='Trebla' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.16' post='882030']*innocently* excuuuuuse me?? I think YOU are the one with her mind in the gutter!!! :tantrum: Now...bend over so I might goose you! :pirate: eta:um...sorry, Q.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.17' post='882031']See? Total innocent, he is.[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: YANA Sighting![/b] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.19' post='882032']At least TTTNE never changes. Good to know that. Vhagar, that avatar is too cute. I want to hug him[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.20' post='882035']YANA! *Tackles Yana*[/quote] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.24' post='882038']You strange adorable birdie thing :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.36' post='882058']:bow: I thought Yana was Myth ;)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.50' post='882092']I thought you were a figment of SB's imagination....Wow![/quote] [quote name='Yana' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.41' post='882066']:lol: That'd be so cool...One day perhaps...[/quote] What do you mean one day? You are a Legend of TTTNE already and dearly missed :grouphug: [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jul 2 2007, 21.29' post='882311'][color=#FF0000][size=5]HELLO AND GOODBYE TO YANA! OUR FAVORITE DOT LADY[/size][/color][/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 2 2007, 19.37' post='882059']Yes. Bring us up to date! How's things?[/quote] Sadly she did not, but perhaps she will return soon and we can find out how the Red Dot is getting on. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 2 2007, 20.56' post='882222']Respec'! I am here with ma main man, Buzz Lightyear. [i]I'm Buzz Aldrin.[/i] Whateva. He is the second man on the moon. Buzz, do you think man will one day go to the sun? [i]No.[/i] Why not? [i]Because it's too hot.[/i] Yeah, but what about when it's winter?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jul 2 2007, 20.58' post='882225']:uhoh: I think Deej has been in the sun too long. Ice water, STAT![/quote] Nope he is just channeling some Ali G. Don't worry about it. There is more talk about the Cons everyone is going to, which leads to: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 23.17' post='882476']and I have a suggestion about next year...lets all go to DENVER together...it's just a month later. it will be so much fun. please say yes. we can all start saving our money now.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 2 2007, 23.28' post='882497']Put me down for "Yes". :D[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 2 2007, 23.32' post='882502']excellent. that will be so awesome Ben. and about NY :leer: I am so excited about that....only problem is I haven't figured out how to fix the potential wardrobe malfunction yet....[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.08' post='882544']With the costumes you and most people will be wearing, I doubt a malfunction will be necessary, but if it is just let me know and I'll help you out. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.20' post='882560']:rofl: I had a dream that that happened (with a little help) and I flashed FD (or rather FD was flashed). the rest of the dream can't be talked about in public. :D[/quote] Wow! Just wow! [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.41' post='882607']I'd love to, but I'm not sure if I can. If I do manage to make it, do you promise me the con of a lifetime?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.52' post='882627']yes...I'll even let you take pics of me kissing Kiddy. and anyone else willing to kiss me ;)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.56' post='882637']*faints* That would be one hell of a con alright. :D[/quote] So long as we get to see the pics too of course ;) [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jul 3 2007, 00.33' post='882584']*wanders in* ANNOUNCEMENT::: I am naked. That is all.[/quote] I like announcements like this. [b]HEADLINE: DP and FD having a deep man-to-man conversation about life and family[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.00' post='882805']whats going on, man[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.04' post='882809']Same old circus DP. Haven't seen you around much. Life keeping you busy?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.10' post='882811']it has actually. i've been missing entire days at a time lately. we opened our new retail location about a week ago...its been crazy at work. also, i have been reading more and watching movies, anime and tv shows on this streaming website that i found. but at night, i'm generally just busy with the kids. none of these things leave me much time for spam, sadly.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.13' post='882813']Hey, you're keeping busy with the real world, and that's always a good thing. I'm in the same boat, to an extent. I've been able to get out and spend some more time doing things that I want to do, rather than have to do, and it's pretty nice. In a week or so I'm going to join a gym and start working on that, too. And that will likely make my spam time suffer, but what can I do?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.18' post='882820']just check back as you can...thats whats going to end up happening to me...i've neglected the gym the last couple of weeks and i'm trying to get ready for the school year...the kids have another 6 weeks or so and i gotta have them registered and ready. clothes and supplies kick my ass every year...lol. i'm starting back in the fall also..for the first time in about 13 years. i still haven't applied for financial aid..lol. some things'll never change i guess. its good to hear that things seem to be coming in line for ya...especially with your mentality. the hardest thing for me to do after my divorce was to keep my focus on moving forward. you have to leave alot behind, ya know?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.20' post='882823']Evening DP and FD. :cheers: I've found that I've been pretty busy too lately. Most times anyway. Between work, stuff I need to do, and stuff I want to do it's been taking up some time. I do get bored sometimes and maybe that's a good thing. Especially since I may be moving soon.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.25' post='882830']moving can be a big deal...just planning it takes time. just don't do like me and wait till the last minute to even start..haha. i haven't been reading, watching or writing about anything much for a long time. i did those things alot more before teh board. i'm just trying to level things out some. ya'll are like the devil up in this bitch... :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.34' post='882843']I've been thinking off and on for a while now about moving and what I need to do, I just never had the money. Now that I have full-time I'll have enough money to get a place. So I think I need to step the planning up a few notches.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.40' post='882848']There is a very good chance I'll be moving next spring. Well, at some point between The end of November (coincidence, not really!), and spring.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.41' post='882850']you are slightly ahead of where i am now...i've lived with my dad for about 2 years since finally crashing from the divorce. i pay my bills around here, plus the 800 child support, plus the car payment, insurance and gas. i still manage to save here and there for the triumphant return. lol...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.51' post='882869']I'm hoping so. I'll either be going up to the Bay Area, or out the the Eastern Coast. This part of Ca has been good to me, but I have nothing ele here, really. Time to see the rest of the country, I think.[/quote] I wonder what is in the Bay area that attracts the Dude? Oh yeah, I remember, Rachel :D [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 03.54' post='882875']i'm gonna be honest FD...if it weren't for the kids, i'd be planning the exact same thing. or, if i've overestimated my follow through, i'd at least be tellin' myself thats what i needed to be doing :)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.02' post='882885']I understand the ties, man. Hope that you are doing well with them too. But in this area you also have family to fall back to, and that's a decent trade-off. I'm sure your dad likes the Grandpa role too. :) I am doing well. I still have a bad day about it all here and there, but now it's the oddity, and not the exception. It was getting out and seeing a couple hundred people who knew me before all this was a bigger help then I could have realized. I guess there's time when past ties are the worst thing, and there's other time when they can be a lifesaver.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.07' post='882889']you don't have any family nearby man?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.22' post='882906']Not really. My folks sold their house last May and are motor-homing around the country right now. I have a sister here, but we haven't been very close over the past few years. So it's time to see other places.[/quote] I know that was a lot of quotes there, but we learned many things about two of our favourite spammers there. Deep stuff. Hope you guys find yourselves a little slice of happiness in the near future. [b]HEADLINE: :grouphug: for Kay Fury please spammers[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.27' post='882910']I take back everything positive I said in hopes of this week being better. This is shaping up to be the worst week ever. I might have to shoot one of my horses, it isn't really a people thing like last week. As far as work went today was a lot better. But the doctors still don't know for sure about Mr. Fury's lump and I am not happy about Livia getting hurt and the vets being wussy about it.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.41' post='882926']How are the vets being wussy? And what happened to the horse?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 3 2007, 04.56' post='882939']Okay, this is kind of an involved circumstance but I will try to do the cliff notes version. My Gelding, Muley (who is not actually a mule) is very dominant and protective, like having a rottweiller. Anything female, especially, is his. My mare, who is generally very wild and mean was giving me some semiagressive body language (she has never actually kicked anyone or anything, not even when other horses kicked her, she just threatens and runs) and he charged her, scaring her into trying to jump the barbed wire fence. Her back legs were severely tangled and she went down really hard and cut herself up really badly getting out. I called every vet I could find to come and bandage her but because she is so spirited (and big), none of them would do it, even if I roped her and pulled her down. They told me all I can do is wait and see if it gets infected and if it does, shoot her.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 05.00' post='882945']Holy Hell! And these are GOOD vets? I think that if she gets infected, you should shoot the vets. I hope that she comes through ok. I don't know horses from a hole in the ground, but I'm betting you know a little. What do you think her chances are?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 3 2007, 05.33' post='882972']In order to get a bandage on her you'd need about half a dozen people to hold her down, and my own bandage tying skills are terrible, even if I had the manpower to do it. But if I thought I could put it on her and have it stay on, I would risk getting kicked to do it. As it is, I don't have the help or the skill, but vets have tranquilizers though apparently no balls whatsoever. I almost told one particularly bitchy vet (who said that if she was so wild I couldn't catch her maybe she wasn't worth saving) that she should worry more about me kicking her in the face than the horse. As for her chances, I don't really know. It was some pretty rusty wire but she bled enough where I think it's pretty well cleaned out. If she doesn't roll and the flies don't get it too bad, she'll probably be okay. The flies are my big concern, it rained all day today and stopped tonight so I'm sure they're bad right now. My house is in a windier, drier spot than most so it isn't as bad as it could be, but it's still a big worry. Being near the knee joint I am also not expecting it to close easily. Between this and Mr. Fury's mystery lump, I am losing patience with the medical and veterinary fields. Though what upsets me the most is that if it comes down to it, I'm going to have to be the one to shoot her. Mr. Fury isn't a very good shot and I don't trust him to be able to do it with one. I'm a huge softy when it comes to dead animals, when our puppy got Parvo and died, Mr. Fury had to pick him up from the vet and bury him without my knowledge of when so I wouldn't start sobbing like a wuss at that time just knowing what was going on.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 06.02' post='883000']Odd that the vets didn't dispose of the animal on their own, or was that your guys' wish? And I hope that Mr. Fury's mystery lump comes to nothing. Not to marginalize how you feel about your horse, but that seems to me to be a more serious thing. Is he in any pain, or is he just growing a hunchback?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 3 2007, 06.08' post='883008']It's not in his back :unsure: and it is a little tender. I am not too worried about it because even if it is bad, because of where it is, you can remove it without losing anything vital and even gaining some pretty interesting nicknames[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 3 2007, 06.13' post='883016']Sorry for the crap MLA and Fury. The only thing I can offer is online support and the hope that things improve. Yet if we ever meet I will hug you both into a new state of numbness for all the support you have given me. Keep us updated as I do care.[/quote] I have to echo the sentiments of Bandito here cos he said it better than I could. Hope it all works out ok for you Kay. [quote name='LordPiperOfPinkmaiden' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.21' post='883044']So is the idea that whoever gets the 1000th post in one of these wins that one and starts the next one? Or is this just kinda made up as you go along?[/quote] A little from column A. A little from column B. [quote name='LordPiperOfPinkmaiden' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.39' post='883052']Anyone got any suggestions for a cool custom title?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.52' post='883058']"Little Polly Prissy Pants"[/quote] [quote name='LordPiperOfPinkmaiden' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.53' post='883060']Vetoed[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.58' post='883067']Then I got nothin.[/quote] [quote name='LordPiperOfPinkmaiden' date='Jul 3 2007, 07.59' post='883069']I'm rapidly loosing faith in this thread.[/quote] Post more often during the day, tell us something about yourself and we may be able to suggest something appropriate. [b]HEADLINE: Castle Master Baiter[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 3 2007, 10.28' post='883178']Woke up 1/2 hour ago and started thinking, and thinking about attempting to buy rental property... I'm going to be seeing our real estate agent anyway tomorrow at her annual July 4th shindig so I could bring it up then. I probably will just to see what she says. There are a lot of 'distressed' properties out there right now and so it might be worthwhile to snag some of the equity we still have and go for it! I could try to buy [url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20070702/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_dracula_s_castle]This![/url][/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 3 2007, 10.51' post='883219']That'd be cool! Could we all come live there?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 3 2007, 10.54' post='883223']You bet! But you would have to work as a ticket taker or sell frozen blood pops and stuff at the concession stand.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 3 2007, 10.56' post='883228']Could I be a sacrifice to Dracula?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 3 2007, 10.59' post='883235']Sure thing as long as we can create a keepsake video for the kids to buy and take home! Who do we nominate to clean up the bat Guano? Whoever it is can sell it to the local farmers and make like 2-3 bucks a week![/quote] Great idea MB. I am betting Lany would set up the dungeon just right :leer: [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.09' post='883304']Morning boys.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.13' post='883309']It is not morning. The sun rise you think you see is really an elaborate illusion. The difference between awake and asleep is just a matter of internal perception.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.24' post='883324']are you sure you want to do this no caffine thing? I still have the coffee IV?[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.32' post='883331']No caffine and anti-psycotics are just tools to blind one from the true reality, the one that lies beneath the lies of perception.[/quote] That withdrawal is really kicking in now, huh? [b]HEADLINE: Birds - World Domination plans?[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.39' post='883339']I slept with the windows open last night...I heard the birds at 4:45 when the alarm first went off. damn stupid birds. :rofl: actually, I love listening to them in the mornings...it's a very happy sound, and I am a very happy person.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.42' post='883341']But are the bird actually happy? The whole thing might be an elaborate consipricay by the avian population to overthrow the mammals.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.43' post='883342']Yeah I don't trust them either. What are the birds planning? Eyeing up your house and whispering to each other "one day all this will be ours!" Lets ask Quoth I bet he knows![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.46' post='883346']you know, you might be on to something...ever since the theory that dinosaurs evolved into birds has been out, the birds have been a lot more bolder...maybe they want to rule the earth once again[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.51' post='883352']Air power is a very dangerous weapon.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.52' post='883354']indeed it is. I was bombed by a bird in flight once.[/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jul 3 2007, 12.58' post='883363']All they really need to do is weaponize and it will be a nasty fight.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jul 3 2007, 13.02' post='883368']So long as the Insects do not join forces with the Avians we will be ok. Otherwise we may end up as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IbyWxEq-0c]Human Slaves In An Insect Nation oooowaaah!!![/url][/quote] Some Bill Bailey for ya there. A very funny British comedian/musician. Enjoy :D Right there we go, all up to date again. The spam review is back tomorrow with more from Room 101.