Welcome to the Centenary Edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - yes our little never ending thread has now reached 100 threadlets (since the demise of the 23k Great Thread, oh how we miss it :cry: ) and this edition of the spam review brings you the best and most moving tributes from TTTNE V.100.  Enjoy.

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 13.07' post='877465']Has anyone ever had an Ally McBeal moment?

Like when you are talking with someone or something happens and you just get sucked away into your own Fantasy world only to come back to Reality - Like you get so mad you could just hit someone and you see yourself doing it but you dont cause you know its not the right thing to do but for that one moment ...I dont know[/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 29 2007, 13.09' post='877466']I have never been in a unisex toilet :uhoh:[/quote]
I have however "been" with an audience.  Glastonbury Festival is a very liberating experience :uhoh: 

[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 13.34' post='877495']I'm going to apply for an adult student counselor/recuriter position at a local university. What do you guys think? Good job?
I'm finally going to cave to my Best friend the ABD PhD candidate and look into getting into an academic setting.
Probably she is right and it would be an environment I would thrive in. 
Plus...they have a kick-ass environmental program that I would be interested in exploring with a fat employee tuition break.[/quote]
Good plan V - good luck with this.

[quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 29 2007, 15.44' post='877723']MG...you ROCK!!!!! great review!  :thumbsup: [/quote]
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 29 2007, 15.48' post='877737']I was wondering if Trebla knew about the reviews and it seems he does[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 15.50' post='877744']Darling, your reviews are famous the world over!

Or is that notorious.... ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 29 2007, 16.00' post='877778']which means my lechery will get REPEATED!!!  :stunned:  ;) [/quote]
Hahahaha!

[b]Returning Spammer for the Centenary Edition: No.1[/b]
[quote name='Bormon' date='Jun 29 2007, 16.19' post='877837']WOW TTTNE 100!  ..... I haven't spammed in a while, so I thought I would pop in
POP![/quote]

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.07' post='878004']Nice review much better than the last one. Which isn't saying much. Keep the faith Goat.[/quote]
This weeks reviews will be so much better, however there will be no review next week.  You know why ;)

Bana and V talking about getting into InConjunction Con:
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.01' post='877984']V-we will have no problems chic!!!  Im a people person  :thumbsup:[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.04' post='877997']Translation: "Male security guards are malliable lumps of clay in my hands. We're [b]in[/b]" :D[/quote]
I am hoping Quoth provides more great translations from the Female to Male languages.

[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.19' post='878047']I'm excited we're both con virgins. We can be in wonder together.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.23' post='878062']yep-George is gonna pop my cherry  :smoking:[/quote]
Enjoy yourselves ladies.

[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.23' post='878064']One day I'll see a Con. And on that memorable day I'll drink gin like Gatorade, sucker-punch furries, and hit on Klingon chicks... while avioding arrest the whole time![/quote]
Hahahaha!

Lany talks about her boss at work:
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.42' post='878135']I think she walks around all day to try and find someone looking at porn.  I'm probably the only person she'd catch too (but I really do try and not look at it from work...but sometimes I just can't stop myself)[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.44' post='878142']:lol: Lany. bad! :spank:

The only time I've ever done that is by accident. Once, trying to get the hours for the White House visitations. It's WhiteHouse.GOV, boys and girls. .com is a whole other world. As far as I want to know.
Ans when I clicked on the TTTNE pic that was that nasty looking orgy thing because I didn't understand what NSFW meant.  :stunned:[/quote]
Yes be careful folks and remember - don't pay for your porn!

Bana gives us some old school Motely Crue to enjoy leading to:
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.43' post='878139']thanks Bana...now I have girls girls girls in my head.
oh wait... I usually do have girls girls girls in my head :leer:[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.46' post='878154']I was a huge Crue fan. I had a moment with Nikki Sixx. I don't talk about it...but it was nice. I'll never forget it.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 17.56' post='878191']I would have done him on stage in front of a sold out show   

Anthony Kiedis is my man now-I like em freaky[/quote]
There is so much to discuss in these three posts and I just don't know where to start . . .

[b]HEADLINE: The God-Emperor of Ohio[/b]
[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 18.04' post='878232']I also had to add a bit more to my sig. The influx of Ohioians is staggering... and the need for them to worship someone is a void I'll reluctantly fill.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 18.06' post='878248']:rolleyes:   I worship no one lust after maybe.[/quote]
[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 18.07' post='878249']That'll do.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.13' post='878450']:smileysex: Slyfinger had no idea what he is getting himself into.[/quote]
[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.17' post='878461']If it involves :smileysex: then this God-Emperor is game.[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.19' post='878471']uh huh.
You have no clue, do you?

It's going to be entertaining watching these women make you cry like a little girl and want your mama.[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.23' post='878486']**Gasp!!**

I can't believe you said that. 

We only do that if you ask.

Nicely.[/quote]
[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.28' post='878497']How did you know 'mama' was the safe word?[/quote]
I suggest your remember it Sly, I have a feeling you will need it.

[quote name='Slyfinger' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.59' post='878580']I mean... you're all tied for 1st place in my heart. And as God-Emperor I am infallable. so there.[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.00' post='878582']:rolleyes:   Do you know my ex?[/quote]
Oh dear, looks like Sly has blown it already.

[b]HEADLINE: I just love it when I'm right :P [/b]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.16' post='878458']MG seems to realy want me to post a pic or two...anyone else feel the same way?

MG! I want it in the next review so ALL the boys see it  :thumbsup:

[url=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb7/melscof/Melatfireworks.jpg]Me[/url]
[url=http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb7/melscof/Melalone.jpg]sexier pic of me[/url]
okay there you go![/quote]
Seriously Blue Rose you are very beautiful and the line you have quoted for your sig was just spot on, fer real.  If I had not already met my perfect woman . . . .

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.41' post='878531']very pretty Blue Rose[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.42' post='878532']smoking[/quote]
[quote name='Kiddo' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.42' post='878533']Holy Crap Blue Rose - you are frackin hot![/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.45' post='878538']:blush:  thank you
*wonders where the men are*[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.46' post='878546']Trying to regain their powers of speech. It's difficult when you're drooling. :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Kiddo' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.46' post='878547']yeah blue, now you have all the women drooling - I am sure the guys will too - hahaha[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.50' post='878557']Blue Rose needs a calendar spot!!!!
SB doesn't yet have a partner, I don't think...;)[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.51' post='878561']what's the deal with that anyways V? can you fill me in?[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.54' post='878571']We're pairing off,  boy-girl to do a month for a calendar for charity. All TTTNErs, and we still need two girls. The thread is in Games, Lany just kind of bumped it. 2008 Calendar something....I should have got the link before I responded. Just post in there that you'll join. Two guys still waiting for partners, Colder Hands and SB, both terrific guys, [i]of course[/i]!

It's something we're doing for fun. You might also PM TC because she's not been around much lately and let her know. 

You can either do your pics together in person or each do one separately. Most everyone has decided on a theme. It's for fun. I plan to bury my face in my partner's shoulder! :P (He's not really agreeing to that...)[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 19.57' post='878576']okay V I posted in there, hopefully SB will see it![/quote]
Blue Rose is in the calendar too?  Awesome news! :D

[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.03' post='878588']I went to look up where SB lives, and apparently he is from space.
It's fitting really[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.05' post='878591']he's from Maine[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.07' post='878595']aww Lany you took all the fun out of that[/quote]
Yup Lany was a spoilsport there.

[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.31' post='878636']Blue just as I expected.  You posted the photos on photobucket, and it is blocked form this computer, so I can not see your sexiness.[/quote]
Too bad MJ - we can!

[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.43' post='878667']Well I'm off for a weekend of ruckus and debauchery in my home town for the long weekend. 
See you all Tuesday  :cheers:[/quote]
Hope you had a good one Blue.

[quote name='Trebla' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.57' post='878688']South padre island is at the tip of texas. HUGE resort, very close to mexico. whole family is going for a reunion. we are staying in a really nice condo for a week. I'm taking my 4 yr old daughter  :D [/quote]
Nice to know that Trebla is actually a nice guy underneath the God-Emporer exterior.  Awww.

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 20.51' post='878678']In five hours the week from hell will be over, I'm so relieved![/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 29 2007, 21.10' post='878705']It seems like every week is the week from hell working where I do. Its Jerry Springer on Crack everyday[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 29 2007, 21.16' post='878714']Well, I am used to doing more than my fair share around here, other people just talk more and work slower than I do (not to mention take numerous doritos dipped in nacho cheese breaks, ugh).  But my boss decided to neither call nor show up all this week (which left me to figure out how to do the bookkeeping and bank deposits) and my coworker was out sick for the past 2 1/2 weeks with mono (which I think is a wussy reason to be gone that long).  I found out with two days notice I had to design ad copy, on top of doing my job and both of theirs, and also there was a 500 piece order nobody bothered to tell me was coming in, which I am going to have to do in its entirety on top of the normal amount of work x3.[/quote]
Congrats on surviving your week from hell Kay.

V talks to FD about his weekend plans:
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 30 2007, 01.53' post='879100']Any wild plans if you can get out? Maybe that Rachel chick? Hmmm? Or was that purely like, a con thing?[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 02.07' post='879143']sadly, Rachel is currently back in the Bay Area, so it'll be a little bit before I get to see her again.  Probably a couple weeks.[/quote]
Good to know you are staying in touch though - good luck Dude you deserve it.

Late night chat now:
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 03.12' post='879261']Well there's always room for JETT-O[/quote]
[quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 30 2007, 03.14' post='879263']almost any other time i would have quoted that

but not today[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 03.19' post='879266']I'll just have to work harder then...[/quote]
[quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 30 2007, 03.28' post='879280']yeah you could try

and fail[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.03' post='879295']*shrug*

Enjoy your toolness[/quote]
Funny stuff here.  But hey JET, if you're feeling down you can tell us and we'll try to cheer you up spambrother.  It just ain't the same without those out of context quote of the day features ya know.

[b]HEADLINE: War of Cuteness[/b]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.10' post='879300']Guava just caught a moth out of the air[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.11' post='879301']That's a dangerous kitty...[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.15' post='879302']Guava?  [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/kayfury/guava4.jpg]No[/url]

[url=http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=61142240&albumID=0&imageID=4373361]This one[/url], however, is quite dangerous[/quote]
Awwww.

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.18' post='879304']My cat could out cute your cat any day. With cute to spare.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.19' post='879306']outcute [url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/kayfury/guava.bmp]This[/url], SB[/quote]
Awwww.

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.24' post='879310']He was a shelter cat. I don't have kitten photos. That is just propoganda. He is a mans cat.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.54' post='879316']Shelter shmelter, I had to bottle feed Guava because his mother died while he was nursing.  He could be an after school special[/quote]
Awwww.

[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.03' post='879320']You leave me no choice but to disturb my [url=http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/425/sandor4io9.jpg]Sleeping Patriot Fan Sandor[/url] and [url=http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3765/sandor5oi3.jpg]Slip him some drugs[/url] just so I could take a couple of [url=http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5082/sandor3pd0.jpg]Pictures. [/url]. He is the man and put up with me for about 5 seconds so enjoy.

If I can not out cute you -- Sandor can kick your "nursed", "after schoo special", momma's boy kitty tail anyday. He is from the streets and knows how to tango. He also enjoys other forms of dancing.[/quote]
Awwww.

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.06' post='879326']Sandor is pretty cute, but would only match Guava in cuteness if he were fat.  Animals are always cuter when fat.
eta: you have Guava on the beating, he is the wussiest cat ever.  When I come home, he howls until I pick him up and carry him around a little and when I'm getting ready in the morning he has to be sitting in the sink.  Guava is a total pansy.  But Mr. Fury's devil cat, The Moog is gigantic and vicious, once got in a fight with a raccoon[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.11' post='879330']That's badass.  Raccoons are terrible animals that kill for pleasure.....[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.12' post='879331']Yeah Sandor is more of a lover than a fighter as well. He would probably try to hump your cat. That is what he did to my parents cat. He thinks his junk is still in the trunk. Poor guy. Ok. We'll call it it tie.

The Moog sounds like a Coon Cat we had growing up - Bear Cat. Killed a rabbit and dragged it all the way up ramp and through the dog door. Fought with a porcupine - twice. The quills were stuck in its face. Tough or stupid I was never sure. He was more outdoors than my Sandor. Killed birds and a ton of mice. Coon cat are not like other cats. Hard to describe. Most are silent types. The females are the hunters - the men the lazy bums.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.19' post='879337']we have wondered if The Moog was not part bobcat, he's pretty large for a housecat.  He only got out accidentally when he went after the raccoon, and he was declawed.  I'm still shocked it didn't kill him.[/quote]
Seriously cute conversation there.

[b]NEW FEATURE: Look Dickwad this is how it is . . .[/b]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.19' post='879338']So is it my imagination or is this thread more focused and rational than General chat? (Junk threads, parody threads, pointless threads, crappy threads). I look at general chat and I just think - none of this shit really interest me.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.24' post='879343']I would agree that for all the silliness we are accused of, the parodies are sillier[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.24' post='879344']Gen Chat is remarkable loopy tonight, that is certain.  But if it wasn't, it'd just be politcal and lame.  So there's no winning out there.[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 05.27' post='879346']You need your own column in MG's review.  Call it -- Look Dickwad This is how it is . . . or something like that.[/quote]
Waiting for first submission . . .

[b]Returning Spammer for the Centenary Edition: No.2[/b]
[quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 30 2007, 12.44' post='879480']Just thought I'd drop by to say congrats to all the TTTNE'ers on their 100th thread. Well done spammers.[/quote]
More still to come.

[b]HEADLINE: SB and BR Calendar pose[/b]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 04.17' post='879303']So I have a partner for the calender huh? I was holding out for [url=http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m207/lvvicc/tom-brady-01.jpg]Someone else[/url], but I suppose I can deal with Blue Rose. Just follow my lead and try not to block the camera's view of my biceps.[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 30 2007, 07.25' post='879393']*bursts into tears*
SB I thought you loved me
I guess you can find a different partner if I'm not good enough for you then[/quote]
and I thought you two were so perfect for each other . . .

[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 30 2007, 16.51' post='879613']hi everyone
I wanted to stop in and announce that I had my first dream about the board last night
I dreamt about you, Space Bandito!  :leer: 
I hope you'll be a bit nicer about being my calendar partner now[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 30 2007, 16.52' post='879614']*slips out of dream state Bandito disguise* :leer:[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 30 2007, 16.53' post='879615']Q, you naughty bird![/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 17.03' post='879620'][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iuve2OjY_8]Sweet Dreams my Rose! [/url]

I hope you found what you were looking for in yours. Quoth is a naughty bird. Ok I will share my calender space with you. I'll just wrap my arm around you? Thus preserving my bicep space?  :P[/quote]
[quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 30 2007, 17.05' post='879622']haha I am okay with that, the world needs to see how sexy your arms are. 
and you know, since you were the second last person to get a partner, I thought that you'd be happier about being chosen[/quote]
I am so emo right now *chokes back tears*

[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 30 2007, 20.04' post='879786']ok... so I'm thinking now I want to become a slum lord and buy a rental property... I need something to start funding my retirement... I was freaking out about it this morning... realizing we probably don't have enough money saved yet... and trying to fgure out how to get some more long term something working...[/quote]
You have not got enough to retire on?  This from the man who turns down a $100k job just cos it will be hard work?  Some of us here would kill for a tenth of the money you got MB.

[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 30 2007, 21.50' post='879832']So yea... Wife went to a conference this past week and they used her iPod for the background music... and you guessed it... it was stolen.... I thought a few weeks ago that I had lost my iPod on the plane.. bought a new one, waitied and when my lost one didn't show up.. I opened up the new one and loaded it up... well the old one showed up... so we had 3. .. well now that hers was stolen.. we are back down to 2...

Crazy how shit works out...[/quote]
Alls well that ends well.

[b]HEADLINE: IW in the closet[/b]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 30 2007, 23.31' post='879873']not much here, just tornado warnings, and GC's cell phone is turned off. brilliant. i'm not scared, i swear, i just need her expertise. i am watching the kids, who are like little tornados themselves, but under interrogation, they refuse to talk, and give me the whereabouts of the big tornado, so i am like, oh well. i will leave them here and take the xbox360 to a safe place.[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 1 2007, 00.17' post='879903']no tornado yet, but IW is in the closet sucking his thumb frightened.[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 1 2007, 01.00' post='879915']You make him sleep in the closet?[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 01.02' post='879916']yeah, i was in there curled up like a fetus. :uhoh:[/quote]
Very funny image :rofl: 

[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 30 2007, 21.19' post='879822']i am preparing to rip SB a few gigs of music. 
man, it sucks y'know? someone does something nice for you, like he sent me about 12 gigs of stuff, and now i'm expected to return the favor or some shit. i hate humans.[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 30 2007, 23.55' post='879887']IW why you busting my balls? Some fucking favor. I'm doing all the work.  How about you tell me the songs. Then I download them and send them to myself? Would that be easier on you? Then I could send you a Hannibal cigar so you could lean back and smile -  [url=http://www.geocities.com/matt_nyc/ateam/Soundbites/h_love_plan.wav]and laugh at your success? [/url][/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 01.04' post='879917']i was busting my own balls, to see if it had an effect on you, corsican brother style. :pirate:
:cheers:
of course, i wasn't serious. :bawl:

pfft, some people.[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 1 2007, 03.38' post='879951']OK I still love IW like a brother. He is my Spam Sunshine. 

*Puts on sun screen*[/quote]
Hahahaha!

[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jul 1 2007, 15.05' post='880155']We have a nice day going on here... I'm going to splash it away in the pool and with my new book (which is book 5 of the Forelands series-Thanks again MLA)[/quote]
Quoted just so MLA sees the thank you.

[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 20.15' post='880398']Of all the folk drugs available to the witches, ergot was the most powerful, and the most dangerous. In use as a hallucinogen it was absorbed through the skin, most quickly through the thin tissues of the female genitals. "Flying ointment" was administered by rubbing it on a smooth wooden pole such as a broomstick, and then "riding" the pole. :uhoh:[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 1 2007, 20.17' post='880403']:stunned: darling, you scare me sometimes.
any idea where I can get some ergot?[/quote]
Hahahaha!

[b]Returning Spammer for the Centenary Edition: No.3[/b]
[quote name='Yana' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.05' post='880460']:smash: 
 :smash: 
 :smash:[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.13' post='880475'][font=Comic Sans MS][size=7][color=#800080][color=#ff0000]YA[/color][color=#ff0000]NA! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVjTVsjEw6Q]It's been soooo long! [/url][/color][/color][/size][/font][/quote]
YANA!  Awesome to see Yana finally return after a long absence.  Come back soon babe!

[b]Returning Spammer for the Centenary Edition: No.4[/b]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.12' post='880473']Oooooo... TTTNE 100. Need to post in this one. Yey![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.21' post='880489']I like that this one is going slow enough for a few old timers to drop by

*does summoning spell for CH*[/quote]
Yup we could use a visit from the Spam Lord, but at least the Queen dropped by.  Nice to see you TC :kiss: 

[quote name='LordPiperOfPinkmaiden' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.23' post='880490']I don't get it. If you're gonna write pointless spam, why not do it on the Goodkind threads in Lit. Then you'd at add to your post counts  :P[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.27' post='880497']Goodkind doesn't deserve my Spam.  It's too good for him.[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.34' post='880513']i would spam here rather than there, even if it [i]took away[/i] from my post count.
what's post count good for anyway? credibility? nope, i have over 900 posts and i have no credibility. is it good for proving you're no n00b? nope, i go into GC and troll and no one ever responds. what is it good for? once you reach 700 you can have your custom title, that's about it.[/quote]
Absolutely IW.  Its not all about the title Piper.

[b]HEADLINE: The TTTNE Mascot[/b]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.28' post='880500']I have noticed an overwhelming amount of goodwill for Ben, he's like the TTNE mascot[/quote]
Such a good idea Ben changed his title to match.

[b]HEADLINE: Too Much Information about IW and GC?[/b]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 18.27' post='880299']she's naked in the shower, anyway. as opposed to wearing clothes in the shower, of course. :D so she couldn't get that kiss anyhow. :kiss:

there have been times though, where she was in the shower and i just walked right in, still wearing clothes, just to goof around. or i'll be talking to her when she's in the car when she's about to go to work or some shit, and i'll secretly pull my pants and boxers down, so when she pulls off she gets a glimpse of my banana clip and hand grenades. just to keep things fresh and entertaining. :cheers:[/quote]
Yup TMI.

Then later IW is talking about Kay Fury's breasts and she suggests he is envious:
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.41' post='880531']:lol: well, not envying you, but perhaps mr. fury. although GC's are bigger than my head. :drool:[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.43' post='880534']That's not hard to imagine.[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.47' post='880547']i'm unsure of what you mean by that. :unsure:
you're saying i have a small head, aren't you? :mad:[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jul 1 2007, 21.49' post='880549']I measured the size of my head today.

I'll let you ponder on which one :wideeyed:[/quote]
TMI all round.  You will be in trouble now IW!

[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jul 1 2007, 22.22' post='880611']they sell plecostomus at KFC here, too

it's the ozarks, man. possums are like soft tacos, and armadillos are crunchy. there are 2 wal marts in town, and if you go in one, look at everybody who's in there, and then rush across town to the other one, you will see [i]the exact same people[/i].[/quote]
Not gonna explain the context of this, its just more funny that way.

[b]HEADLINE: . . . you're not my friend no more[/b]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 1 2007, 22.37' post='880626']Brat is mad at me...so he doesn't want to play with me anymore.  I am no longer his best friend.  :cry:[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 1 2007, 22.46' post='880639']Deny him food.  He'll come around.[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='Jul 1 2007, 22.49' post='880643']This timeless classic brought to you courtesy of FD.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jul 1 2007, 23.30' post='880672']:rofl:  I denied him a PBJ for dinner...that was why he stopped being my friend.[/quote]
Timeless classic.

In relation to the above about denying food:
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 2 2007, 00.13' post='880707']That is how I handle IW, well now that he talked about my chest to everyone. :lol:[/quote]
Told ya IW :rofl: 

[b]HEADLINE: so who is not full of shit then?[/b]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.03' post='880912']And I will flirt shamelessly and take advantage of your drunkenness and deny any of it happened later when you're sober.[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.06' post='880913']Me drunk? Never happens. I am a controlled and responsible drinker. Flirting is another story. Just ask Yana.

I can still smell her perfume. She was here today if only for a brief moment to tease us.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.13' post='880921']I still consider it taking advantage if I can do something and then disavow all knowledge of it

"K, that was amazing, the other night"
"Uhh, what was....'amazing?'"
"Well...we...you know.."
"yeah, you wish!"

 :devil:[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.14' post='880924']But I'll still know.  And I have never, EVER, been as drunk as you thought I was.
:devil:[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.16' post='880926']that is the fun thing about the computer, no one really knows how full of shit you are[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.17' post='880927']Yeah, I always assume 3/4 full, myself  :D[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.18' post='880928']I don't know about that, I think we all know we are all full of it and just playing around[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.21' post='880929']Why everyone here is perfect!

Wait Iw knows me, he has to put up with my grumpy stressed self recently too. Poor guy[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.21' post='880930']Absolutely true.  Anyone who thinks this is real needs to get away for a bit and get persepctive.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.24' post='880931']except for with ben, all of us are well and truly in love with ben[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.24' post='880932']everything here is real, isnt it?????? :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jul 2 2007, 05.25' post='880933']I'm kind of full of shit. Except for the parts about how cool you all are. Oh and how much loving the Patriots will improve your life and worshiping Tom Brady is not an option but a Cult that Needs Sacrifices. Of course those sacrifices usually involve me buying things or spending way too much time reading/watching/or planning my live around football. Where was I? Oh yeah. You all kick ass. Good night.[/quote]
I :love: you guys - you make me so emo.

Alright you not real people from my imagination you are all caught up with the spam now.  Roll on Room 101!