Hello everybody and welcome to the third and final part of this bumper triple pack of retro [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Posts![/b] All this spam is taken from TTTNE v.95. Eat up! [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.10' post='849697']well i took it again. this time the only baned thing is .............. ..... Rabid Dogs dogs without rabis are welcome![/quote] Is this a dog accompanied by a Rabii you mean? [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.11' post='849701']woof woof[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.13' post='849703']No dogs aloud? No problem there.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.17' post='849706']Oh its No Rabid Dogs. healthy Dogs are allowed.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.20' post='849708'][url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo]NO DOGS ALLOWED[/url][/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.38' post='849716']Damn lack of youtube :tantrum:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.42' post='849720']yeah that sucks not being able to view stuff. my link is just snoopy getting kicked out of the library, and the deep voice voice over going...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGSSSSSSSSS ALLOWWWWWWWWWWED. then he goes off and kicks linus' ass, steals his security blanket, then betas the crap out of lucy. peanuts in my shit. edit: i mean... [i]is[/i] my shit! whoops. :uhoh:[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 11.34' post='849840']I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me Morning everyone :kiss: [size=6]Hello[/size] [size=5]Hello[/size] [size=4]Hello[/size] [size=3]Hello[/size] [size=2]Hello[/size] [size=1]Hello[/size][/quote] Thanks for the song Lany. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.38' post='849715']had a truck driver at work today threaten and berate me for a good 15 minutes. it was cool. the bastard didn't want to sweep out his trailer, which i could care less about, but it's company policy. i don't load your trailer til it's swept. he had a huge hissy fit, while i remained calm as a cucumber. my boss on the other hand doesnt have the patience for asshole truck drivers, hates em' with a passion, and they were in each others grills. the driver swept his fuckin trailer out, mumbling and grumbling the whole time, but after settling down, he apologized and i told him it's all good bro, i know how it is man, no hard feelings. truck drivers need to stay off them amphetamines dude.[/quote] Good for you IW, stay calm bro. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 14 2007, 06.41' post='849719']So I get home today and my dad calls, saying he found 1 dead kitten and two starving kittens in his boat (Something else must have gotten in and killed a few, these two were pretty well hidden and weren't eaten). Since I have had to bottlefed orphaned kittens before he makes me go and get them. They're pretty weak but I think they will live, one is all white except for a gray spot on the tip of its tail and has extra toes. I called that one Yeti, and the other is Chupacabra. I also have kittens in the barn, so any of you guys from mn want a cat, hit me up![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 14 2007, 11.34' post='849841']Ah, poor kitties. I hate it people abandon their pets. Cool names Kay, but what does Chupacabra mean?[/quote] Chupacabra means [b]Goat Sucker[/b] :uhoh: it is a legendary/mythical creature which lives in Mexico and sucks all of the blood out of goats leaving their corpses completely drained. This is a genuine mystery which exists and has other theories such as vampires, aliens and other assorted weirdness attached to it. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 12.25' post='849891']Here is a little joke for today: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."[/quote] Quite amusing though obvious nonetheless. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 14 2007, 12.30' post='849895']good morning, domi goes to the dentist in a few hours, wish us luck. First time going while awake and getting 2 teeth pulled. I will be a wreck waiting for him in the lobby. this dentist wont let me in with him. It really bothers me too. But he seems fine about it. I will bring Fevere Dream and try to have it distract me. Otherwise I will have my ear to the door and if I hear him scream I might dash in there to protect him[/quote] We will find out how Domi got on later. [b]HEADLINE: Todays small clothes . . .[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 13.30' post='849957']Today's Small clothes: Grey Calvin Klein Boxer briefs[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 13.33' post='849959']today's small clothes: a pushup bra[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.27' post='850002']Today's small clothes: white briefs.[/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.35' post='850019']today's small clothes - none[/quote] Wow. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.33' post='850012']I think we need to have a 'Todays Small Clothes' thread in GC![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.36' post='850021']I'd do it, but I apparently all ready have a bad rep or somethhing :lol:[/quote] You sure do ;) [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.37' post='850024']how can you not wear a bra? doesn't it hurt? I mean you are much bigger than I am and it hurts if I don't wear one[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.39' post='850030']:o No....[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.40' post='850033']"no, it doesn't bother you to not wear one", or "no, she did not just go there" ? :lol: [/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.40' post='850034']I go without all the time - it is so freeing. But once I step out in public places I will have one on - but it will be black[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.43' post='850045']Ha! Sorry. No, it doesn't bother me not to wear one! Not much surprises me, you oughta know that! I was actually thinking that in a lot of cases it hurts more to wear one. Something is biting somewhere almost all the time. Usually the elastic, but last night I finally lost mine because the plastic loop thinging the strap goes through was biting me in the shoulder blade. I have finally found some that are comfortable almost all day, but that was one of them. I find it's like a Chinese water torture thing, as the day goes on they get more and more irritating.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.47' post='850055']The Small Clothes Thread has been launched![/quote] We may wish MB had not launched this thread before it is done . . . [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.48' post='850056']I thinks it's cause of breast feeding 3 kids...I'm just not that perky anymore. I'm fine for just sitting around, but doing something (non sexual) gets to be uncomfortable[/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.51' post='850065']I am nowhere near perky - in fact I could almost use them as a belt. hahahaha[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.58' post='850082']Mine aren't perky...I don't think you can use that word when they're this size, but they're holding up really well. Pun not really intended, but...sort of funny anyways...[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 14.59' post='850085']*passes V 10 pun points and copes a squeeze*[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.02' post='850088']Well mine are to my knees...[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.07' post='850093']Ruh-Roh. Moob alert! :lol:[/quote] Hahahaha! Great series of posts here :wideeyed: [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.21' post='850113']I will eat anything. People who know me call me the bottomless pit.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.32' post='850150']That just leaves so many openings :lol: but I'll be good ;)[/quote] Quoted because of its rarity :P [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.34' post='850158']I need to shave... Lany-can you pop over and assist please??[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.55' post='850206']be happy to darling. you do shave while nude, right? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 15.56' post='850209']You know what I'm shaving then![/quote] See back to business as normal now. [b]HEADLINE: DP makes a mistake[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 14 2007, 16.10' post='850253'] so, i'm reading the whole youtube jon snow thing...poor guy gets into a little flame war. i'll give you 3 guesses as to the identity of the other person involved in said flame war. exactly.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Jun 14 2007, 16.17' post='850272']What flame war?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 14 2007, 16.18' post='850280']between the guy that was outed as THE youtube jon snow and ned stark fan...i know its snarky of me to even mention it, but i can't help it. especially after the way she acted in TTTNE.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Jun 14 2007, 16.20' post='850284']elaborate! who is THE jon snow?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 14 2007, 16.21' post='850290']this cat posted a video of himself on youtube portraying jon snow...it was bad and funny at the same time...its on the board. in his defense, he said he lost a bet. he seems like a nice enough fellow and all. [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjrTGe9Gh5g]its amazing[/url][/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 17.03' post='850402']So where is this flame war taking place... It was a worthy effort-and he did get half naked so you gotta give him props for that![/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 14 2007, 17.07' post='850415']i'll try and find it...brb [url=http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=19393&st=80]halfway down page 5[/url] it isn't as bad as what we had going on, but i just find it unsurprising considering one of the parties involved.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 14 2007, 17.18' post='850448']after reading through that again...i feel like a tool. the other cat started with the name calling. in my hurry to bash NSF, i totally missed that. sorry to waste your time with that...i blew it out of proportion; made a mountain from a molehill, as it were.[/quote] No worries DP. But it does seem like NSF is spoiling for a fight no matter the situation. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 14 2007, 17.34' post='850493']To really drag my attention from tttne these days, the sacrifice of a virgin basically has to be involved.[/quote] We had some of that in TTTNE last week actually . . . [b]HEADLINE: Back from the Dentists[/b] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 14 2007, 18.06' post='850572'] back from the dentist and Domi did great. Like 4 of the workers commented on how good he was. No problems at all. We went to Toy R us and got a few toys too. So we have been playing a bit. He has a small cavity beside the tooth that was pulled but they said it can wait until I bring him in for his checkup in August. I have him and Pheb both scheduled for August. Damn I was so stressed about this and all ended well I was/am very proud of him. I was cracking up at him talking with his numb lips though. He said his nose felt like plastic. :lol:[/quote] Thats great news GC. [quote name='Forderz' date='Jun 14 2007, 18.46' post='850655']I like cats...[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 14 2007, 18.53' post='850678']Hello, Forderz. Love the sig. How did I miss that one? :lol:[/quote] Thanks for dropping by Forderz and yeah the sig is pretty cool. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.06' post='850836']Lany sweet Lany how I love you so.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.08' post='850844']you just want to get into my pants :P[/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.09' post='850847']don't we all, Lany ;)[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.12' post='850850']Hey mama, shes mine BACK OFF! :)[/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.13' post='850851']pffft, I will kick yo ass for her man. She knows I love her :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.14' post='850856']I bet I could handle you both at the same time...and bake you cookies when we were through :P[/quote] Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Murphy's Law[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.21' post='850869']OK-So, Murphys Law or the Law of Averages: I Purchased a new iPod today. I called today to see if anyone turned in my iPod (from last Friday). Got a recording.... 'leave your name, number, blah, blah and if we have your item we will call you' Now that I have in fact purchased the new iPod the chances that someone actually turned in my old one just went up-Murphy's Law. I have not yet opened the new on-but as soon as I do-the chances go even Higher. Then there is the Law of averages that says the average person would have just kept it and not gone to the hassle of returning it. Which one wins-and should I just suck it up and open the new one?[/quote] Sorry MB had to laugh, typical though, just typical. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.44' post='850928']Shit, just reading someone let The View get to Paris Hilton even though she was in jail. Now she has found God. I think if I had to suffer though the View I would beg for Gods help as well.[/quote] For a moment I thought you meant Scottish teenage indie-rock band The View - but then I thought that made no sense. Then I read it again and decided it did not make sense the way you meant it anyway. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 14 2007, 20.53' post='850949']Do we have any animal control officers in this thread? Need to make sure the rules are being honored. We need people who can tend to a pussy and handle a mean bitch.[/quote] Great post SB. [b]HEADLINE: Back to the small clothes thing[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 14 2007, 22.45' post='851199']Today's small clothes: comfy sprots bra, and pink satin pants[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 14 2007, 23.09' post='851225']Tomorrow the Small Clothes thread gets Pictures! :leer: [/quote] You have been warned. [quote name='Kiddo' date='Jun 14 2007, 23.39' post='851268']ok, here is the pic of my av - no you cannot see her pusseta [url=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/justakidd2/nude.jpg]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/justakidd2/nude.jpg[/url][/quote] There was some edited discussion about this pic, not sure what was said - but I dare not click on this link at work. So can anyone tell me if its really good? [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 14 2007, 23.52' post='851278']Ok I am now caught up and have read the thread. So spam people. I want to feel your spam Oh this is important. I want everyone to note (especailly you DJ) [b]Last thread I got first post, 1k post and last post. I got the hat trick so all must bow before my greatness[/b][/quote] :bow: well done Pebble, the hat trick has finally fallen. Also - you coulda done a spam review! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.04' post='851294']*voluntarily never gets novocaine at the dentist* :pirate: Because pirates don't cry![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.17' post='851313']Remind me to never be alone with you. :uhoh:[/quote] Hahahaha. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.23' post='851322']Oh, pain I can handle, it's just the injection of who knows what filled by some tech that scares me. Because of such an error, I was given an extra polio shot as a child. It took weeks to sort out whether or not it had given me polio. I don't trust those people, a pair of pliers and a glorified dremel I trust.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.32' post='851341']I'm sorry you had the extra polio shot. but please remember the chance of catching one of these diseases is higher than the chance of any side effects form the vaccine. When my Dad was born there was a big scare with the polio vaccine and my Grandparents delayed giving him the vaccine. at 18months old he became infected. My Dad is very lucky he survived. he spent most of his childhood in and out of hospital becase of the polio. his right leg is two inches shorter than the left and is malformed. he can not bend his foot, it is stuck at 90 degrees. I would urge anyone not to take the risk and make sure your children recieve their vaccines, yes things can go wrong. but catching them is more likely and will often kill.[/quote] Good points Pebble. Kay does point out that she is not against vaccination just the improper application of. [b]HEADLINE: The luckiest man alive?[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.36' post='851354']Is my Dad Lucky cos he survives or Unlucky cos bad things happen that nearly kill him?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 15 2007, 00.42' post='851362']I would say he is lucky. He has survived at least two serious situations that could have killed him. Each incident makes him a stronger person. :)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 01.03' post='851388']there has been a few more than just two incidents. He's been charged by a Rhino (Rhino has a young calf) A lion has taken a chunk out of the car he was in He's nearly drowned in a cannal Lock While on the Falklands his hut blew down the mountain, Dad and friend left minuets before cos they felt it move. hes dropped a window on his head hes sliced his fingers off on a radar dome door in the shetlands he's head butted an "unexploded Argentine Shell" (again while in the falklands) Hes been attacked by rock hopper penguins while in Algerria some "terrorists" tried to kidnap him and there was this big shootout between the terroist and Dad's bodygaurds involving a high speed chase these are just some of the things I can think of at the top of my head that he has admitted to.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 15 2007, 01.06' post='851391']Wow. I wanna live the Dad your life has.[/quote] Hahaha! Yeah Pebble he is very, very lucky. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 01.18' post='851407']Maybe we need a father's day thread. My Father kicks ass. He's like Optimus Prime and Tom Brady all in one.[/quote] Wow, that is one bad-ass Daddy. Kay asks for more details about the penguin and bomb incidents: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 01.38' post='851437']Kay, well he was just sitting on the rocks watching the penguins, who are very currious and waddle up to you then when they cet a few feet away they run away, before turning round and waddling up to you again. Well this one time, as the penguins where getting close he sneezed and a couple of them went into attack mode, and started biting him. What can I say, its the falklands there is not much entertainment there. It was kind of an initialiation ceremeny to get into the mess. If you wanted a beer you had to go through it. think it goes something like. you get blindfolded lifted up and carried on the shoulder os 6 men then they charge you towards this Shell. Apparently you are supposed to hit it with your head. Dad actually lifted his head up at the last min and knocked it off its post / hook. he had several stiches cos of that. Dad told us it was an "Unexploded" shell but then I know how he exagerates ect. edit the point is, you don't know whats gonna happen till afterwards. Oh and after my dad that ritual was banned.[/quote] Great stories though. Quoth left the thread leading to: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 02.30' post='851497']I miss him already Just like I'm missing the goat[/quote] You were the only one who thought of me Pebble :kiss: for being so sweet. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 03.12' post='851551']We are The Ninja Anon Warriors. Hiding in the Shadows :ninja: :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 15 2007, 03.52' post='851597']my whip is like a damn bunny it is multiplying[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 03.54' post='851599']*Gently puts the whip on the ground* Then turns his Bandito ass around and runs :leaving:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 03.57' post='851601']:whip: Bandit bum as it flees[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 15 2007, 04.02' post='851604']Pebble clean the whip when you are done and put it back in my closet. I always have a special room in all the threads. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 04.06' post='851606']Buns of Squeel! :eek:[/quote] Great stuff guys, hahahaha! [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.16' post='851969']we're taking the boys to DC to the Smithsonian's Museum of Natural History.[/quote] At the same time you were doing that I was on a date at London's Natural History Museum, weird huh? [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.17' post='851972']Ohhh... I want to go... *goes off to pick out small clothes for the Friday Small clothes pictorial*[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.27' post='851980']:lol: Don't see how I can join in on that.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.31' post='851984']are you saying what I think you're saying? :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.35' post='851986']*looks innocent* I dunno. Read my post. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.38' post='851989']I think it means he forgot his camera...[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.40' post='851992']Thanks for the back up MB.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.49' post='851998']good thing I have mine :devil: come here sailor, I'll take the pic for you :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 12.50' post='852001']And ruin a perfectly good camera? :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 14.13' post='852096'][url=http://home.cfl.rr.com/jayasp/images/061507_08231.jpg]My Blue Soy Trunks....[/url] So... Underwearing Avatar Week! :lol:[/quote] The second picture I dared not click on. I think I would not have even if I was at home :uhoh: [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 15 2007, 15.01' post='852209']what is this with underwear pics? yes I have one my kids took of me, will I post it, you might never know.........................[/quote] Yes please! :P [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 15 2007, 15.15' post='852243']Today is a good day. :thumbsup: Its Friday I have a couple bucks in my pocket and I am ready for a kick ass weekend. Im going to spend some time with my son today. I will be going home early so we can swin and get some icecream prob order pizza for dinner . (he will love that) I dont know what I will be doing Sat and Sunday, Im sure I will think of something. I have like 20 Catholic churches around me so every weekend a Festival is going on.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 15 2007, 15.41' post='852332']I understand that GC. My children are a bit older and They never have time for me :cry: My girl has been with her dad for 2 weeks, Think she would call? (NO) My daughter is 16 and she is always on the phone. :dunno: I call her though[/quote] She is just being a typical teenager, don't worry. I think you've done a great job raising your kids Bana :grouphug: [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 15 2007, 15.57' post='852373']i bear ill news...tri noc is looking pretty bleak right now and i hate it. i'm still trying and i have some money put up in savings so all is not lost. i had some unexpected expenses that depleted my tri noc fund. GRRRRRR[/quote] No DP at tri-noc, that is bad news. [b]HEADLINE: The Lord puts in an apperance[/b] [quote name='Colder Hands' date='Jun 15 2007, 16.08' post='852394']i am just posting quick to say i miss you all and i miss my love TC most of all :([/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 15 2007, 16.09' post='852396']good to see you CH :cheers: we've been missing you around here. its become total anarchy w/out the spam lord...[/quote] [quote name='Colder Hands' date='Jun 15 2007, 16.52' post='852509']thx :) back at ya DP, i have just been working and resting from a little minor surgery for my kidney stones. no biggie. life is good on my end.[/quote] Glad things are going well with ya CH. Come back real soon. [b]HEADLINE: Mind the saunter[/b] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 15 2007, 17.28' post='852568']Oh where oh where could my baby be?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 17.47' post='852598']:lol: That is a good opening line. But all the Ladies here are by definition hawt babes. So you'll have to narrow the field else you risk being stampeded. Right. That's good advice Q. Avoid a stampede ofluscious ladies. *Smacks head*[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 15 2007, 17.53' post='852609']I do not stampede. I saunter onto the field and wait to see where things shake out. You come to me.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 15 2007, 17.56' post='852612']Allow me to amend my prior post. "classy babes who will, should they choose, saunter over and overwhelm you with little effort" Better, darling? ;)[/quote] Brilliant Quoth, it is good that you are posting here more often these days. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 20.36' post='852968']I missed Colder Hands? Glad he is recovering. I had surgery for kidney stones several years back and it really does take a lot out of you. They tried to let 'em pass for several weeks before zapping the fucking things. Anyway come back again Cold King.[/quote] Yup. [b]HEADLINE: Blink and you missed it[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.40' post='853110']wrong quote thingy -- :lol: let's try again: Just for you MB **** [size=1]This avatar will self destruct and return to normal in 5 minutes.[/size][/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.41' post='853116']:drool: Nice! Is that what you will be wearing for the Calendar shots? :D[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.44' post='853119']That wouldn't be much of a costume[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.46' post='853124']Uh huh... and your point? Don't you think we will be needing some of that warmth for October![/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.50' post='853132']:) I hate the cold. I like summertime. Once the weather get's cooler, you'll be digging through blankets to find me... :D Hahaha pebs..and see how quickly it disappeared![/quote] I missed it :cry: [b]HEADLINE: Officially delurked[/b] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.29' post='853091']Hello all I lurk on this thing all the time, and I decided that today would be a good day to come out and say hi! :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.34' post='853101']Welcome! Where in the 51st State do you live? :)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.38' post='853107']Blue now I know you are fully leagal I can welcome you the traditional way :smileysex: So what made you brave our specail kind of insanity? and erm are you male or female? (you would have thought I would have know the answer to that as we have just shared a magic moment, Guess I'm easily confused)[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 21.56' post='853138']wow that was quite the warm welcome! thanks all! :grouphug: Canada is NOT a state thank you very much, but I'm on the west coast Yes I am fully legal, and I'm female :thumbsup: Oh and Pebble I guess I just thought I'd fit right in to the instanity, lurking has been a fun source of entertainment, but I wanted to be involved[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.02' post='853147']Run while you still can, you don't know what they do to poor lurkers here![/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.05' post='853151']Well now I am curious Kay, what do they do?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.08' post='853155']They see your name at the bottom of the thread while you're lurking, minding your own business, and they [i]point you out[/i] in hopes of delurking you. Then you're caught.[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.10' post='853156']hehe well I outted myself, and I've been lurking for a month at least and no one called me on it![/quote] I saw you here once or twice but I rarely do the dragging in bit. Welcome to the insanity Blue Rose. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.13' post='853161']Your government just hasn't told you yet! :D (you know I'm joking I hope) And where? Vancouver perhaps? Whistler? Victoria? Some Salmon fishing village on the Copper River?[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.17' post='853165']hoping to come hunt me down, MB? :P[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.24' post='853170']If that's what you are into! Actually I love Van-It's my Fav City in North America![/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 22.40' post='853185']well in that case MB, yes I live in big bad Van city :) and thanks Pebble, I've always wanted to be a spammer![/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.02' post='853224']As Hand to Spam Lord [b]Colder Hands [/b]Let me Welcome you Blue Rose. I see they have already started the drowning process. Just relax and allow yourself to be immersed fully into the thread. Allow it to choke your every vessel. Allow the whisky and the cheese to fill you up until you are about to burst and then release your randomness upon us. Caress the Chaos. Suck in the Sarcasm. Slap around the Silliness. Lounge in the Lime Jello. This thread will be yours. :pirate:[/quote] Wow, great greeting SB. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.11' post='853237']Welcome Blue Rose...did you know I have a pic of you tattooed on my hip? ;) :lol: just kidding...I have 3 blue roses...part of the insane crew from last year in LA that got blue rose tatooes[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.13' post='853241']wow Lany, may I ask where they are located?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.16' post='853243']sure. [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/mytattoo.jpg]very top of my right thigh...just to the side of the hip[/url] that was taken just 2 days later...they look much better now. I'll have someone take a pic of them one day soon[/quote] [quote name='Blue rose of the north' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.18' post='853248']very cool I'm too scared to get a tatoo! I think I'd rather post a pic of my underwear! :P[/quote] Any time Blue Rose. MB then suggests we have an underwear avatar pic week: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.16' post='853245']if we have one of those it should be in the spring. (April) half a year from NAHW[/quote] I was going to suggest this idea when I read that too. Great minds . . . [b]HEADLINE: The Frankennipple?[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.22' post='853253']I've got 13 tattoos, mostly big ones- including the infamous frankennipple, eighth wonder of the world.[/quote] Ben says he would like to see said wonder: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.36' post='853269']The Frankennipple does in person viewings only, photos do not do it justice and are easily used to duplicate its awesomeness.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.41' post='853274']And, pray tell, how does one arrange for an in-person viewing?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 15 2007, 23.45' post='853277']One has to make a request in person while not in public.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 16 2007, 00.09' post='853292']Hmm. In that case, I propose a TTTNE Meet & Greet next weekend at Kay's place.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 00.12' post='853296']Well as it is my house, I'll be there[/quote] The world beats a path to Kay's door. [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.26' post='853362']i feel kinda weird today so dont hold anything i say against me :D[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.30' post='853367']I never hold any people say against them, unless I can use it as blackmail[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.32' post='853369']i suspect i will provide a lot of blackmail material before the night is over[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.33' post='853371']eh, that's just another way of saying that you are trolling....[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.35' post='853374']does it? i meant i was getting drunk go on ask me anything[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 01.37' post='853377']Do you powder your wig?[/quote] Apparently he does not. Hahahaha! [b]HEADLINE: DJ the bum[/b] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.28' post='853453']Bam bam bam. Quite a night. Didn't get drunk as I couldn't afford it. Off home to Essex for good tomorrow. :cry:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.32' post='853455']Hey Essex ain't that bad, Although I hear ist about to go downhill as a welsh radio DJ is moving into the area. But perhaps thats just a rumour I heard[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.35' post='853460']In fairness, I've only really spent about 4 weeks there since December so I can't really say if I like it or not yet... I just know I'm going to miss Swansea a helluva lot.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.38' post='853462']Oh I'm just teasing you. Its prob like most other places in the UK. Cept we don't speak funny Oh and we can't spell. Or at least this essex girl can't[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.42' post='853468']I think that's more a "Pebble" thing than an "Essex" thing :thumbsup: [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.50' post='853472']well yes. But you should cheer up, cos it does mean you will be near me. Hey do you want to by a house? I got one for sale. Ok so you have no job A huge Student debt Too young to consider a mortgage want to spend some time free travel teh world ect can't blame me for trying.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 03.56' post='853475']Almost all of that was true. But I worked very VERY hard to avoid a huge student debt. There were definitely parent subsidies - but no loan. And full time work in the holidays. I'm talking a minimum of 60 hour weeks going on. I once did a 74 hour week or something stupid like that. So while I did get help from elsewhere, I put in a massive effort myself to lighten the load.[/quote] Congrats on achieving that DJ. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.13' post='853491']Thats still very impressive. Now all you need to do, once you have had a lot of fun party and seeing the world. IE, once you deciede its time to settle down, or maybe in the partying breaks is put the same ammount of work in to build up a deposit. Hopefully by then the housing market will have crashed. Congrats on your freedom.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.16' post='853496']You call it freedom. I call it the beginning of the end. :cry:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.17' post='853499']no thats when you stop enjoying yourself and get a job + mortgage and responsibilities[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.19' post='853501']I'll never stop enjoying myself until the day I die! No matter what I do, I shall be the best and have the most fun!! None shall stop me!!![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.20' post='853503']well thats not what I ment. But at some time you gonna stop being a bum[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.21' post='853504']What if I made a career out of radio? That's a lifetime of being a bum.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.24' post='853508']still a job. That means you aint a Bum. guess its the closest you'll get tho[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.29' post='853511']Unless I become a PROFESSIONAL bum...[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.29' post='853513']do you want to spend all your life in school?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.36' post='853519']avoid this- don't be Mr. Fury.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.40' post='853521']Think about the food, though[/quote] Great point FD. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.41' post='853523']Avoid going to school all my life because that's what Mr Fury did? Or avoid asking questions like that because that's what Mr Fury does?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.47' post='853527']A long time ago there was a man called Mr Fury. He went to school, and fell in love with the jamie Oliver-ed food. He asked silly questions and never left. However Mr. Fury met Kay and fell in love. Kay read a book and Fell in love. the rest is history. The End[/quote] Good stuff, hahahaha! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 04.59' post='853537']oh no, I meant be in school forever, the story goes more like this There once was a boy named Mr. Fury. On the elementary school bus there was a girl named Kay who thought him and his sister were so loud and stupid they must be retarded. For years Kay went to shcool with them, eventually amending that to only stupid and not technically retarded. In high school Kay became friends with Mr. Fury's sister, Mr. Fury was in some onf Kay's classes and secretly in love with her- when he tried to talk to Kay, she ignored him or made a snotty remark. Months later, Mr. Fury makes his move and steals Kay from her sexy mohawked Romanian boyfriend. Mr. Fury goes to school for audio engineering, is 6 months from finishing when he quits. Mr. Fury and Kay both meet a book and fall in love (he just doesn't do message boards). Mr. Fury decides he wants to be a pharmacist, after 6 months of generals switches his major to English. Now Mr. Fury wants to be an English professor and will never finish school.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.04' post='853543']awwww[/quote] I agree, great story Kay. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.07' post='853547']Someone call John Hughes. I good script idea![/quote] :lol: [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.11' post='853556']I am switching my major to trophy wife.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.14' post='853558']Sadly, I bet that's a pretty popular major.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.25' post='853570']why wouldn't it be?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.43' post='853578']I have issues with the whole "trophy wife" concept[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.51' post='853581']I would probably make a terrible trophy wife, I'm quite uppity. Mr Fury recently said "don't you know, Kelli is an emotional desert!" (and yes, Kelli is the actual name :stunned: ) and I don't cook, I don't clean, I just look after the animals and open tight jars and such. But I also don't want to have to work.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 16 2007, 05.53' post='853585']I think thats most people don't want to have to work, thats why we get paid for it[/quote] Yup, totally true. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 16 2007, 18.06' post='854051']Have a fun afternoon all. Going to play Game of Thrones board game with "friends" I better win. :angry:[/quote] Yes you better! Drac double posts: [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 17 2007, 01.19' post='854348']*Scores second goal*[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 17 2007, 01.40' post='854361']Calm down Drac.[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 17 2007, 01.41' post='854365']I am calm. Just wondering where everyone went.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 17 2007, 01.49' post='854369']Oh... You mean that wasn't you running round with your t-shirt over your head after you scored your second goal?[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 17 2007, 02.02' post='854380']Knowing my luck if I did that I'd run into a goal post or something.[/quote] This is very funny mental picture, hahaha! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 17 2007, 03.48' post='854465']I was House Lannister and was destroyed by the Greyjoys rather quickly. I remained only a pesky ally supporting the Tyrells with my remaining forces. It was not a good game for me. I will get my revenge.[/quote] Not good enough SB - you are supposed to be the big ASOIAF fan :spank: It was at this point I made my triumphant return with the first spam review for over a week and the details of my week off :love: and I have already reviewed some of this section because of that, so: [b]HEADLINE: Happy birthday to GC[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.02' post='855850'][color=#FF00FF][size=5]Happy Birthday LIL SISTER![/size][/color][/quote] [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Jun 18 2007, 12.29' post='855679']*Air Drops a Happy Birthday for GC should she drop by.*[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 18 2007, 12.55' post='855698']odd since I am air dropping in to say hi! :lol: thank you all for the birthday wishes. This is really a great b-day[/quote] Glad you had a great day. [b]HEADLINE: The toy party[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.46' post='855817']This will pick things up! I have an inspector on the phone who went to a "toy party". Yep. She was telling me everything she got there....[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.49' post='855823']I really want to go to one of those.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.51' post='855827']Well, she got handcuffs and leg straps and blindfolds and...what else....I don't remember what else, but she said when the lady asked them to start tasting stuff and some of the other ladies were getting a little too into it she had to leave.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.53' post='855832']man...that sounds like one hell of a party[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.57' post='855838']She said it was getting a little freaky in there. She was all for the toys, but the demonstrations were kind of odd and then when the tasting thing came about everyone was getting a wee bit excited! She said "I got to go, this isn't my thing!". But she bought a bunch of stuff! :lol: I didn't even know they had parties for that... :stunned: It's like Tupperware or something![/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 18 2007, 14.59' post='855844']that's kind of a weird view for her part V...buys bondage stuff, but draws the line at tasting [i]things[/i]. It's much easier to just not have any lines :lol:[/quote] We know you don't dear ;) Great story V thanks. [b]HEADLINE: The magic tummy[/b] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.20' post='855891']My "tummy" in now filled.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.21' post='855892']*rubs MJ's belly* *makes a wish*[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.30' post='855901']MLA, I can make all your wishes come true ;)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.35' post='855909']**Ponder is MJ is like a Genie and everyone who rubs his tummy gets three wishes**[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.38' post='855916']Noooo V-- he said [b]ALL[/b], not three! WOO HOO! *goes shopping to buy a new dress for the wedding* :P[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.38' post='855917']YOu can have all the wishes you want if you rub even lower :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.40' post='855919']:rofl: too late you already promised all for the belly rub.[/quote] Hahahaha! Great stuff MLA. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.43' post='855921']I said that to you, not every one else :)[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 18 2007, 15.44' post='855924']Yeah, I thought that was directed specifically at you....I thought the rest of us would be limited to three. Like Aladdin.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 18 2007, 16.02' post='855950']hehehehe I am special! *rubs a little low....STOPS! :blush: *[/quote] :rofl: [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.10' post='856103']So how many text messages have I exchanged with my gal today? No idea, I lost count. More than a dozen, less than twenty I guess. Awww, ain't we soooo cute :love:[/quote] There was another spam review at this point: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.11' post='856106']I'll just have to read them later. I've been hitting too many 999 and 10001. This Kitty is mine.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.12' post='856111']Anybody got any ideas for the next thread? Good ones? Don't let me win it I will dedicate it to my new girl :blush: and it will :sick: en all you people with the unberable vomit inducing cuteness of it. Seriously.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.14' post='856130']Shit too late[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.16' post='856138']Looks about right to me![/quote] Yup SB hit the 1k and saved me from making you all ill with my cuteness. Thanks. SB then explains the 1k post rush: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.28' post='856188']It goes back a long way to when we didn't have 1000 post limits. We had a quasi points system. Now getting 1000 just increases your sexual potency and allows you to make the next thread. If only it helped me grow hair. :pirate:[/quote] [b]HEADLINE: Sorry to hear this[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 18 2007, 17.34' post='856202']V-I had a sad weekend. My friends son died- [url=http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=76d8ffcc-2f26-4a90-821f-bbfe8cc1c169]http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?...1f-bbfe8cc1c169[/url] Total freak accident[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 18 2007, 21.09' post='856752']So sorry Bana. A child should never die like that.[/quote] I completely agree. Sorry for your loss :grouphug: Alright that is it, tomorrow I will review from the start of TTTNE v.96 and then I will finally be all caught up. Wooo! :D