This is the long awaited return of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[b] - the first of a bumper triple pack of retro reviews from last week. All this spam taken from TTTNE v.93. So did ya miss me? [b]HEADLINE: Does this mean I should cancel the plane ticket Bana? :cry: [/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 8 2007, 18.03' post='841032']Hi Bana. How'd your date go the other day?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 8 2007, 18.04' post='841035']It went well-I havent been home since. He is a nice guy and I think I kinda freak him out.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 8 2007, 18.09' post='841045']:rofl: He's hopelessly in love then.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 8 2007, 18.11' post='841051']Thanks..........I kinda like him. ( he might be that special one) He has two little ones that took to me right away (Im good!!! you know kids just love me) He has told me that he loves being with me, loves the way I make him feel-I hope he isnt trying to get me to say that I love him at this time cause it aint gonna happen. I dont fall in love easily-Maybe in lust :smoking:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 8 2007, 18.17' post='841063']I know what you mean. I am the same way... then one day it just hits ya out of the blue ;)[/quote] Seriously Bana I am happy for ya girl, good going :thumbsup: Talk about cleavege photographs leads to: [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 8 2007, 20.50' post='841348']Oh, c'mon. Of course i'm kidding. Besides, I'm waiting patiently for full frontal nudity. :nods:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 8 2007, 20.54' post='841357']I hope you're a patient man! ;) Besides, I would never let you have a full frontal nudity shot you didn't take yourself. :devil: [/quote] rawr baby rawr! [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 8 2007, 22.44' post='841532']this is what MMM said..GRRR [quote name=MeanMrMustard]TTTNE - General Chatter rejects. Like the goth crowd in high school, they just can't hang with the cool kids.[/quote][/quote] I thought we were the ones that rejected them? No? [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 9 2007, 00.07' post='841664']Good evening Kay. :cheers: Out of curiosity, where do you work?[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 00.12' post='841667']A frame shop/art gallery. It's a slow day, I also taught myself to juggle earlier using my paperweights.[/quote] That sounds cool. [b]HEADLINE: The straightedged spammers - WTF???[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 01.08' post='841742']*is straightedge and doesn't drink at all :stunned: *[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 9 2007, 01.09' post='841744']not a thing wrong with that kay... it leaves more for me ;)[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 01.11' post='841747']It means there is no excuse for my behavior ;)[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 9 2007, 04.34' post='841922']that's different though, i mean, i liked michael jackson when i was his age and then when i hit puberty, he stopped liking me. btw, has anyone seen the commercials for these CD's they have where choirs of kids sing top 40 songs? :o holy fucking shit, i heard one the other day, and they were singing Beyonce "you must not know bout me, you must not know bout me" i wanted to fucking kill. what in the hell? i want to hear little kids singing how they could 'find another you, in a minute' or however the shit it goes.[/quote] Oh good stuff, been too long since I read an IW post. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 9 2007, 04.46' post='841935']So I got to watch the Shuttle Fly today live! It was way cool![/quote] I am very jealous, that sounds like a really great experience. [b]HEADLINE: :thumbsup: Ehhhhh :thumbsdown: [/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 05.52' post='841978']Try not to be alarmed but I think I may have seen the Fonz on a Viagra commercial. (This is almost as shocking as the Bruce Campbell Old Spice commercial)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 9 2007, 06.01' post='841983']That's it, Viagra has jumped the shark.....[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 06.11' post='841988']As though they are going to get me to believe Fonzie [i]needs[/i] it.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 9 2007, 06.13' post='841989']Maybe he's just buying it for Potsie....[/quote] F'ing LOL - great stuff FD! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 9 2007, 06.56' post='842012']my kid is in the 2nd Maint Btn at TQ in Iraq. He used to be a Cpl... but now he is a Pvt. again... Pissed hot... at least he is still a Marine...[/quote] Sorry to hear this MB - but as you say at least he was not discharged. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 9 2007, 11.21' post='842105']*puts out breakfast buffet table and pornstars, sets booby traps*[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Jun 9 2007, 14.08' post='842150']i'll have some waffles with a side order of jenna haze please ;)[/quote] Excellent choice sir! [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Jun 9 2007, 19.22' post='842330']And the award for most random hiatus goes to... *drum roll* Man, it has been a long and rocky ride since my internet first busted. It's weird, not spazzing over the lack of internet, and now I do have it, albeit it's in the living room, is an old-fashioned Windows 2000, and am not sure if Trillian works on this thing. DJ, I would have stolen the last spot for your minigame but I saw Marcus reading :P and I have my final exams for grade 9 coming up. :uhoh: Science and math both on the same day! I amn't so worried about the former, but I quake that my math mark will shrink any further, considering the final exam is worth 20% of my total mark. And the socials exam is on second-last day of school. :thumbsdown: In any case, with summer vacation hitting soon I hope to get my ass back in here, and in mafia also. My erm big game is coming up soon anyway. :uhoh:[/quote] Welcome back J-Nox and a retro good luck with your exams. TC corrected DJ about calling JET by his full name: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.01' post='842453']JET sounds too cool. Like he could fly or something. I am loathe to allow a person such status.[/quote] Tough talk there from the DJ. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.52' post='842509']TC doesn't believe in AC. TC is buying a Fan some day.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.53' post='842510']Doesn't TTTNE have enough Fans for you already?[/quote] *raises hand* :drool: [b]HEADLINE: How did I not hear about this?[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.55' post='842514']Moooosse! In case you missed it, we had our first tttne banning incident. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.56' post='842518']Somebody getted banned from the board for actions in here? Or somebody just get banned from tttne?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.59' post='842521']As I understand it, it was a temporary ban for a little of both. Weird, huh? ETA - That is actions both in here and elsewhere on the board.[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 9 2007, 22.59' post='842523']So who got the temp ban?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.03' post='842526']A boarder named Ned Stark Fan (NSF). I missed the dust ups. I'd have bet my life you couldn't get a flame war going in here, but it happened. At least from her perspective. The peeps who were around at the time(s) admirably said their pieces and went into troll ignore mode. Well done to them, sez I.[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.06' post='842528']Oh, [i]that[/i], I was actually there for it (for a change). It was unpleasant but I stayed out of it except for exchanging some pm's with NSF. Nasty business, that.[/quote] So NSF was banned? This was before I went away and I was not told about it? You spammers need to send your news to me via PM if you want me to know whats going on, don't keep the juicy stuff to yourselves now. [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.19' post='842537']Well, the wife should be back soon, and company is coming in an hour and a half, so I gotta get this messed cleaned up. I'm so :whip: 'd[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.21' post='842540']You love it Moose, admit it.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.25' post='842546']Wasn't your wife ailing recently, Moose? She's better, I take it?[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.33' post='842555']She's much better now, thank you for asking. She's well enough to get loaded with me tonight. And last night as well for that matter. We did a ton of furniture shopping yesterday after work, so I think that made her feel a lot better. *goes back to cleaning*[/quote] Glad to hear Mrs Moose is doing ok. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.51' post='842578']**Muches bad pizza ponderously** Anyone ever notice how pizza is like sex? Even when it's bad it's still pretty damn good.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.54' post='842580']I don't know, I've had some pretty bad pizza. Bad sex is still sex and worth it. I'm not sure I could say the same for pizza. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 9 2007, 23.57' post='842584']I don't know about it for sex either, then again I was once bitten pretty hard on a labia. There was blood. It was not worth it.[/quote] :stunned: yikes! [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 10 2007, 04.37' post='842822']everytime i read kay write that she bought the farm, i can't help but think she has died. :cry:[/quote] :lol: A conversation about Ms and Miss leads to: [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 10 2007, 14.32' post='843082']Ms. makes no sense if it could mean both married and unmarried. Why do we have three different social titles for a woman when we have only one for a man? You can't even tell if a man is married unless you ask or check the ring finger. It just seems that it's for more complex than it needs to be. *decides to toss out all female forms of address currently in use, will henceforth use title "Bitch" * :smoking: Okay not really. I would never address a woman that way. :) Unless a woman is acting like one thus earning the title. :P Okay, I'm going to shut up now.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 10 2007, 15.48' post='843130']*bitch slaps Ben*[/quote] Still an amusing series of posts Ben (I condensed them into one quote btw). [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 10 2007, 17.01' post='843185']I'm just totally glued to Nadal's ass-then I'm out to the pool[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 10 2007, 17.11' post='843196']If I didn't know who Nadal was, that sentence would have had a whole different meaning.[/quote] It sure would - though MB would probably still claim he is his boyfriend ;) [b]HEADLINE: Separated at birth?[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 10 2007, 17.45' post='843226']Why do people insist on putting cheese, lettuce, and tomato on everything. If you need all that crap on a sandwich or hamburger, why bother eating it at all. If I want a ham sandwich, I want a ham sandwich not a bloody smorgasbord.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 10 2007, 18.02' post='843247']YES! Are you my long lost brother??[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 10 2007, 18.20' post='843269'] I don't think my dad or mom have visited England or Ireland. Not that I know of. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 10 2007, 18.21' post='843274']But mine have visited America! :stunned:[/quote] Could it be? Long post from Pebble recapping the full details of her Dad's lucky rescue: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 10 2007, 20.38' post='843444']My Dads home I got some of the details wrong when I told you all what happened the before night the cyclone hit he was up the moutain in a flimsy wooden canin with a tin roof. That night it was very winding (over 120mph gusts) and noisy as the roof kept on lifting up and the door banging (there is no way to shut the door). the next day (the day the cyclone hit) they were told to leave the mountain and go into Muscat itself. But dad was uncertain if this was the thing to do as the cyclone was heading towards muscat. but dad was told that as they have to cross three waddies (dry river beds) these often flood and wash out the road. this makes it inpassable for often a month. helicopters can just about manage to drop off emergancy food parcells but as they are up so high they can't carry passengers. They where told the road was ok and still passable so they (6 people) left in two landrovers. well they crossed the waddies ok. the last one had flooded but was still passable in a lanrover. then it was dual carriageway the rest of the way. they where about 10 mins drive from muscat itself when they hit a bit of surface water then the road colasped under them. the over Landrover was behind them and avoided this. Dads landrover drifted for a short way into a "ragging torrent" before they run aground onto a flatbed lorry that was at 45 degrees. the Cab was being supported by a tree One of its branches had puntuced the cabs windscreen and trapped the driver. Dads once Dads landrover had come to a stop the water was up to the front seats (landrover now stuck at 45 degrees) so they climb out the windows onto the Cab and try to rescue the driver who is frantically waving at them as the water covered him. (they could not get any doors open and where unable to save him). they then climbed onto the roof of the landrover with there legs in the sunroof and backs against the current and hanging on for dear life. one guy Terry was standing with his back to the lorry Cab. (I will tell you more about Terry latter) the over carriage way was still fine and about 40 foot away. the over landrover made it safely to Muscat. however people where stopping and taking pictures from their mobiles. eventually the police arrived with a younge lad who tyed a rope arround his waist and jumped in (noone hung onto the other end of the rope). Dad was yelling and waving at them to stop the water had reached the top of the roof where he was but was beginning to go down. (he thought they would be able to walk out in several hours :rolleyes: ) well the lad made it back to shore ok. A merc floated sinking by with people inside who where clawing at the windows trying to get out. evetually the Army arrived and through two ropes across and they made it back to shore. where they where first taken to the police station then dumped at an army barracks. The next nights dad spent in a hotel that was charging by the hour! What happened and Dad learnt afterward. Cyclone Guno was a catorgy 5 and was the worst to hit Oman since 1977. Oman was ready and prepared good sea defences and had its dissaster relief ready to go in what should have been a safe possition well inland. The main destruction was caused as a Dam busrt washing away 90 % of Omans dissater releif vehicals food equipment and some of there personal. the flash flood then traveled into muscat and was caught the wrong side of the sea defences this washed into the area where a lot of people working for my Dads company lived. Terry lived in the lowest part (deep bit) they are all bungerlows. Terry's wife lived there his daughter and two grandsons where visiting at the time. from what they where told afterward the water came into the home and started seeping under the doors "it never gets higher than a foot" so they put down towels to slow it and give soe protection. they had just put down the towels when the dam water reached them and trapped them inside the house. In the end they climbed and spent the night on top of the kitchen wall cupboards. Only Terry's daughter and oldest grandchild survived he was 4 the other child was 19 months. This really puts things into persective. And makes me realise how lucky I am. Dad says Muscat looks like New Orleans did, but most of there dissaster recovery plans have been swept away. they real shameful thing in this is that there has been very little coverage on this dissaster, so people do not know how bad it is or how much they need help and the G8 summit has taken all they news. I can't even find a site to donate to.[/quote] Have you emailed news websites to ask them why this not getting coverage? Might be worth saying you think this requires more coverage. It has been said before but needs saying again - your dad was very lucky and I am glad he is okay. [quote name='AutumnEvenings' date='Jun 10 2007, 23.14' post='843591']hi :grouphug: to all the TTNErs :)[/quote] This is not an exciting post but I always like to quote AE on her rare apperances - nice to see you AE. [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 11 2007, 04.22' post='843869']He was kind of cute peeking at me from behind the junk[/quote] This one made JET's out of context quote of the day :lol: [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 11 2007, 09.16' post='844023']Holla people! Last radio show today :cry:[/quote] Dammit I forgot about that :angry: sorry DJ. Glad you won best new show though, well done. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 11 2007, 12.08' post='844153']Ok as promised We have the chest shot comp [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/DJ.jpg]This is the entry of Pebbles Chest[/url] [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/IMG_0739.jpg]And DJ's Chest[/url] Also have these Pics for you to remember DJ's last radio show :cry: [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/xtreme3.jpg]Dancing DJ[/url] [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/djleaving.jpg]Time to say goodbye[/url][/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 12.10' post='844156']nice...only thing Pebs, maybe you have yours and DJ's chests mislabled? :lol:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 11 2007, 12.12' post='844158']No way - that's my chest! And I win :D[/quote] Brilliant stuff! Thank you for the pictures Pebble. [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Jun 11 2007, 12.34' post='844185']We had storms yersterday morning, the wife and I like to have storm :smileysex: ! In the middle of it we had a very close lightning strike, so close it knocked down a tree and made lots of noise. Scared the b'jesus out of both of us! The tree missed the house only by inches! What a morning![/quote] Wow, just Wow! [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 11 2007, 14.53' post='844312']I come back and Lany is wanting a train.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.04' post='844318']:lmao: yeah, but only in my fantasies.... too shy and reserved to actually do it...unless I was tied up and blindfolded :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.07' post='844321']Grabs the rope, blindfold, and corkscrew.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.08' post='844323']w00t *indulges her fantasies* ummm, corkscrew? :stunned:[/quote] Freaky. [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.33' post='844362']You could say it was a telemarketer and you pretended to be a 1800 we are 18 girl ;)[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.35' post='844372']I'll have what he's having! ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.39' post='844380']sweet...he was having me :lol:[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.43' post='844386']everytime we have these exchanges I think about when we met and laugh my ass off.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.55' post='844412']Because I was that funny looking?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 15.59' post='844417']no, because we were so nice and not the least bit inappropriate ;) you never even invited me up to your room in jest[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 11 2007, 16.01' post='844423']Contrary to popular belief I am a gentleman![/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 16.02' post='844425']We all know that in person we are somewhat different. Don't we? :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 16.04' post='844429']well, [i]WE[/i] do :lol: I really do become the proper lady most times. (but not always :lol: )[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 11 2007, 16.07' post='844434']in person, I am still just words on a screen. I am no one, but I am everyone. I am no where, but I am everywhere. I could be your underwear as we speak.[/quote] Best quote of the thread! :rofl: well done Jim you are officially an awesome spammer now. [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 11 2007, 17.54' post='844604']Hey all! * :cry: No spam review* Had to catch up the long way. It's been beautiful last few days. Between working in my garden and lounging poolside, life has been good. Babygirl left this morning to go to [url=http://www.robinsweb.com/maryland/ocbig.jpg]OC[/url] with a friend for the week. She was gone maybe 10 minutes when she sent me a text saying "I miss you already". [b]Yank at mamma's heart strings why don't ya![/b] I know she'll be fine and will have a wonderful time.[/quote] Sorry about the lack of spam reviews MLA. Hope your daughter has a great time out there. [b]HEADLINE: Feed the Dragon[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.05' post='844730']Still hungry...[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.11' post='844744']*feeds a virgin to the hungry dragon*[/quote] [quote name='Lion' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.14' post='844752']Wait!wait! I wannt to do something with that virign before you give it to dragon.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.14' post='844753']**Steams screaming virgin to make her stop screaming and snaps her up in dragon jaws** Thanks! No one pays us proper homage any more. I just hate it when they sceam, don't you?[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.15' post='844754']A hungry dragon waits for no Lion.[/quote] Hahaha! Loved this too. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.52' post='844842']*Swings pocket watch in front of V* You're getting sleepy. Very sleepy...[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 19.55' post='844849']I don't need that to be sleepy, I'm sleepy anyways! I think it was the virgin. Who knew they reacted on you like carbs?[/quote] :lol: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 11 2007, 20.06' post='844874']Spammer Spammer on the Wall give me some Chocolate and A Peanut Butter Ball.[/quote] [quote name='yo mama' date='Jun 11 2007, 20.07' post='844878']you like peanut butter on your balls??? :drool:[/quote] [quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 11 2007, 20.16' post='844899']Ya know all the talk there was about peanut butter it reminds me of that time that I rubbed PB all over my balls and then there was the peli... ahh, I don't think any one wants to hear it.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 11 2007, 20.17' post='844900']At times you scare me, Jim.[/quote] I totally agree with this. [b]HEADLINE: I hope you did not pay for that porn?[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 11 2007, 22.45' post='845150']Where did everyone go?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 22.47' post='845152']surfing for porn looks like I'm the only one who made it back safely :lol:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 11 2007, 22.56' post='845163']They need to learn how surf the porn. Did find some good stuff Lany? ;)[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 11 2007, 23.03' post='845172']Always :lol:[/quote] Seriously you did not pay for it did you? There is no reason to pay for porn when there is one awesome place to see more free naked jigglies than you will ever have the time to view. Where is this place you ask? Like I'm gonna tell you guys! :P [b]HEADLINE: The straightedge crew[/b] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 11 2007, 23.52' post='845247']Straightedge is I guess sort of a lifestyle term. You don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or have promiscuous sex (the promiscuity thing is the only debatable part, kind of a personal opinion where you can't drink or smoke *at all*). It was started by Ian MacKaye of Minor Threat, kind of a punk rock thing. But if you see people with tattoos of x's (particularly on the hands) or razorblades, that's what that's all about.[/quote] Not sure I can reconcile the tattoos and razorblades with the abstinance of poisonous and unhealthy substances, the two don't match up in my mind. [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 11 2007, 23.58' post='845256']I never knew there was an overall term for it. I guess I'm a straightedge too then. Cigs and drugs? :thumbsdown: Drinking? I drink so rarely as to be completely sober. As to the promiscuous sex part I can see why that's the debatable part. ;) Never been married nor had sex with a married woman so... Damn, am I boring! Now I'm all depressed. :([/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.03' post='845262']Cool, you can be in my crew! That's another thing about it, we have crews.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.07' post='845268']Awesome! What do the crews do?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.11' post='845275']I'd say that pretty much describes my life these past 7 years. I'd join your crew, but I plan on giving up all of it and getting drunk, maybe smokin a little weed and having wild sex. :D Can't wait for the cons :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.13' post='845276']Crews go to shows together basically, they have kind of a rough reputation but it's mostly unfounded. I've been straightedge almost 10 years, including the year I turned 21 :pirate: The point is not conforming to social standards by putting poisons into your body. A lot of people take it a step further and are vegan or abstain from caffiene and refined sugar as well. I guess most straightedge kids would answer what's the point of being straightedge with what's the point of drinking?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.34' post='845315']If I'm going to be in your crew, do I have to get a tatoo? :uhoh: No way I'm going vegan! I need my meat damnit![/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.40' post='845322']I'm not vegan either, I used to be vegetarian until I spent a lot of time with a vegan and decided they are too annoying. And no, you don't need a tattoo to join the crew, Mr. Fury doesn't have any edge tattoos, either.[/quote] I find this story very funny for some reason. [b]HEADLINE: Confession time[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.51' post='845329']yeah...there comes a point I think in a lot of people's lives where enough is enough and you just don't have a need to do a lot of the things that you did before of course, I've only sustained it while married for some reason :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 00.57' post='845335']That's true Lany though, to be completely honest, in my case I've never done any of those things at all. Never smoked, done drugs, gotten drunk. Like ever. Just never really wanted to. eta: You can tell I'll be a lot of fun at cons. :P[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.02' post='845340']I didn't do any of those things at the last con either and still managed to have a good time.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.03' post='845344']Yeah, that stuff is not necessary for fun[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.13' post='845354']after the no cyber confession and now this, people are going to know what a total square I am. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.19' post='845361']somehow if the other members of this board where to check out TTTNE's right now we would be doing serrious damage to our reputations. I am sure we are considered drunken sluts? by our posts (not sure sluts is the right word) so to correct that[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.20' post='845363']yeah...that's my problem. I'm all or nothing. Come from a family with an extreame history of alcoholism and I admit to having an addictive personality. I try to take it slow and easy, but once I start drink regularly, I go over the edge...and that is why I go such long periods without it. I would have to be sure that I wouldn't keep drinking after the con. and of course drinking leads to other things like permiscious sex.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.37' post='845386']I'm thinking the next thread needs an abstinance title that should really shock people[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.40' post='845389']NO!!!!!!! come on...I only have cyber :cheers: :kiss: and :smileysex: a thread of abstinance would kill me[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.43' post='845394']well i was thinking we could bomb it after one page[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.44' post='845399']:rofl: There you go. "Abstinance causes mass riot in The Thread That Never Ends. Place is firebombed and regulars head to a strip joint for daily fix."[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Jagged' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.44' post='845397']I have never smoked or done any non legal drugs but I have been shit faced plenty of times. I haven't had anything to drink in about 5 months now but thats probably because I haven't been to a bar or hung out with friends too much lately. I haven't been really drunk in over a year. I see that alcohol does it for some people but I could never become addicted. It just doesn't do it for me. That just means that there is something else out there that I have managed to stay away from that would hook me. Everyone has a hook, just it's different for each person. Smoking has no appeal for me whatsoever.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.51' post='845412']the last time I drunk alcohol was new year! I may have had a glass of wine since but I doubt it. Never smoked, each time I got near anyone smoking or who stank of smoke I wanted to chuck up. I am actually allergic to ciggerette smoke, Doctor told me. never done drugs just could not see the point. and I have only slept with my husband. my only vice is chocolate Gee I do sound boring.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.54' post='845420']Our love of reading makes up for the boring. :D[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 12 2007, 01.56' post='845424']Kay, see what you started...this has been like true confessions of the geek squad.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.06' post='845460']so what shocking confession shall come next?[/quote] So would this be an appropriate time for me to come out as a straightedge? Yes I am afraid so folks, shocking I know but thats the truth. Big up the straightedge crew! Also big up to the drinkers amongst us - I have no problem with anybody's personal choice in life. Do as you will and enjoy it :D [quote name='Jagged' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.04' post='845448']Kinda, I found an apartment and move in Friday. I got my electric settled but the Gas people are being dicks. I have to go in and show them Identification (hopefully Friday morning) to get it settled. The bad thing is there office in in downtown D.C so it's going to be a real bitch. So, yeah I pull out Wed morning and probably won't have net access again till Monday evening. Thats if the guy shows up when he is supposed to. I did find a good apartment though.[/quote] Congrats on the new apartment Jagged. [b]HEADLINE: 1k post[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.07' post='845466']but not there yet[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.07' post='845467']I win.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.08' post='845471']Not this time Jag. Congrats to Pebble. :cheers:[/quote] Well done Pebble denying Jagged the steal. [quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 12 2007, 02.40' post='845534']I'm getting action in two threads. Does that make me Bi-threaded?[/quote] Great post to end this first part of the retro spam review posts. The second part will be coming your way tomorrow - however coming up next [b]"what MG did with his week off"[/b] - stay tuned.