So welcome to the continuation of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Weekend Edition[/b] and we start with the closing stages of TTTNE v.90.  Mmmmm, yummy, cold spam leftovers :P

[b]HEADLINE: Fight for your man[/b]
[quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.11' post='830771']In all honesty our winters aren't that bad, but they can take some getting used to. Then again I'm just trying to coerce you into moving up here :D[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.17' post='830783']He's got a thing for IW, GC you better watch out . He's trying to steal your man. :P[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.18' post='830784']crap I got to fight for him now. Sheesh all this work! :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.20' post='830787']Me and IW would just play video games nothing more. Maybe have a drinking contest or something as well just for the hell of it.[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.23' post='830792']drinking contest? Right....guess you'll need to do that in order to get to the peeing contest. :)[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.25' post='830797']IW has a message for you Drac "I just cant quit you" :lol:[/quote]
Hahaha!

[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.25' post='830796']Recently(couple months ago) we went from a beautiful 80 degree day to snow the very next evening...crazy![/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.27' post='830799']This is Minnesota we're talking about here, those things could happen in the same day.[/quote]
Yikes!

[b]HEADLINE: Dream Home[/b]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.49' post='830829']I have kittens out in my barn, if you can catch them they are all yours.[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 3 2007, 06.57' post='830835']ohhh Kay..I'll be right over. As matter of fact, that is one of our eventual goals once the babygirl is out of high school. Hubby has promised me a nice Victorian farm house with a barn for all my stray kitties. I think my most wonderful childhood memory is visiting a friends grandparents. They had a barn and when we opened the barn doors  :wideeyed: .......there must have been a hundred cats/kittens in there. No lie. They took in any stray they found, plus some that just showed up. I practically stayed in that barn all weekend. With food. The only way to coax them near was with food. I was in seventh heaven. Tried to take a couple of the kittens home with me til parents discovered them hidden in the overnight bag and made me put them back.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.02' post='830840']You have just described my house.  12.5 acres, house built in 1906.[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.06' post='830841']*is envious*
well then, maybe we can just pick your house up and bring it here..........*wonders if a tornado would be cheaper* [/quote]
[quote name='prissy panties' date='Jun 3 2007, 09.10' post='830901']that's almost my dream: lots of land. some goats. peacocks. and herd of small dogs that, from afar, resemble buffalo stampeding.[/quote]
Sounds like a lovely place.  Welcome to the thread PP.

[b]HEADLINE: Eye Patch Contest, arrr[/b]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.15' post='830844']Drac...i wear my patch over my eye. i always had a feeling that one day i would end up with half a pair of eyes. so many books, movies, dreams, etc. have always had serendipitous overtones toward having one eye. one day, i'll be one eyed. i know it. can't wait.[/quote]
[quote name='Space Bandito' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.23' post='830852']I think I would look much better with a patch than you -- no offense. If you do end up poking out an eye you need to get cool contacts like the bad guy in [url=http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/11/lastactionhero03.jpg]Last Action Hero. [/url][/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.25' post='830854']I will judge this competition, show me your pictures, I will tell you which one gets to have their eye put out.[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.31' post='830859']i've actually done surveys. if i lose my right eye, i won't look as cool, but if i lose my left, then i will be the ultimate. plus, i've walked around like that dude in a song of ice and fire, who still had both eyes, but swore he would wear a patch over his eye until he captured or killed tyrion, yeah, i walked around like him for a whole day! just to see how shitty it would be with one eye. it was easier with the patch over my left, and it looked cooler that way. but yeah i did it. yarr.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 3 2007, 07.34' post='830861']based on avatars, sb wins, night iw, you may have a consolation parrot and pegleg.[/quote]
Arrr, harharhar :pirate: 

[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 3 2007, 16.10' post='831060']So I was just sitting here and i started to think, how long does it take to eat a cow?[/quote]
I won't explain the context of this - welcome to the thread Maester Jim.

[quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='Jun 3 2007, 21.47' post='831323']went to a movie last night with drac and some friends.[/quote]
Hope you guys had a good time.

[quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.09' post='831441']SHHH! nobody is supposed to know I'm here[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.10' post='831445']Now THAT should have been Marcus' line.[/quote]
He is a lurker extraordinaire.

[b]HEADLINE: Race to the 1k[/b]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.21' post='831476']Next one I win is an all naked all the time thread :leer:[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.21' post='831479']:stunned:

Everyone.  Stop posting.

Lany.  Do the honours, if you please.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.25' post='831501']I have spammed while naked before ;)[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.22' post='831482']It was the tortoise who beat the hare.  I want to be the tortoise.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.26' post='831510']must...finish...thread...before...bunk...[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.26' post='831509']If I get naked now then I can be ready in time for the new thread... :)[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.26' post='831513']*walks through hoping to steal the 1k*[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.27' post='831515']Um, I decided to hold off because I don't have time for a quick post followed by the 1k... holding off usually goes bad for me though.[/quote]
The lurker Marcus nearly took the 1k but Tortoise DJ got it in the end.

So onwards to TTTNE v.91 and what do you know - a naked thread:
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.30' post='831527']And your first host for the naked spam fest, here is... [b]DJ!!!!![/b]

Thank you, thank you! We have an awesome show lined up for you today all naked, all the time! Now remember it's live live live so I don't know what might happen, that's up to YOU the spammers!

So let's make this happen![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.33' post='831534']*gets naked*
*shows the contractors when to install the poles*[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.36' post='831536']*passes out sani-wipes and covers furniture*[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.47' post='831551']*Wears trench coat* I'm too shy for this thread.[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.49' post='831552']*wonders what is under that coat*[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.53' post='831557']Feathers.

And a gun.[/quote]
[quote name='Quoth' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.57' post='831561']That's for me to know and one helluva lot of tip money to find out. ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 3 2007, 23.59' post='831564']Ahh... so its just a matter of price!
Nice!!!!![/quote]
Be careful Quoth that MB has a lot of money and just might be tempted . . .

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 4 2007, 02.43' post='831671']howdy the drive was fun. The ozarks were pretty and I think IW liked the area.[/quote]
Glad you enjoyed your drive through the Ozarks.

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 4 2007, 03.29' post='831706']I am not naked, though I am in a sports bra and yoga pants from my run  :leaving:[/quote]
[quote name='Xray the Enforcer' date='Jun 4 2007, 03.58' post='831733']h00r[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 4 2007, 04.00' post='831735']I like to say it hoo-er[/quote]
Hahaha!

[b]HEADLINE: Mad Forklift Races[/b]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 4 2007, 06.34' post='831844']**BEEP**[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 4 2007, 06.53' post='831856']that's the sound my forklift makes. they call me roadrunner at work, because everywhere i drive my forklift, it's **BEE-BEEP!**

but speaking of working out to get in pre-hospital Dracarys-style shape, instead of driving the forklift from now on, i'm going to [i]be[/i] the forklift. lifting thousand pound pallets of canned milk 25 feet in the air and walking backwards everywhere. 

BTW, that rules that pebbles was a forklift driver once. my company is hiring if you ever want to return to your dream of driving a forklift again and taking probably a 10-15 dollar paycut. 
oh yeah, and...forklift.

forklift.

i can't stop saying it.
forklift.

they're just so much fun. :)[/quote]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 4 2007, 06.59' post='831861']ever had mad forklift races?[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.39' post='831889']haven't gotten into too many mad forklift races yet, because we are waiting to get 1 more better forklift. i drive the good one, and then we have a really shitty one that my boss drives, that couldn't possibly keep up with me, but once we get another good one, then the mad forklift races are on! :cheers:
i drove the sizzor lift the other day too. THAT SHIT WAS REAL FUN! i felt seriously like i was driving a transformer. it made all the transformer noises and lifts all the way to the ceiling. it's croosh.[/quote]
Mad Forklift Races sound like fun - we used to have office chair races round this place many years ago, but sadly no more.

[b]HEADLINE: 4 months and counting[/b]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.03' post='831866']I need to get my ass in shape again , NHAW is not too far off :lol: screw that no more pics of me[/quote]
[quote name='Dracarys' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.06' post='831868']I'll get my ass in shape just for NHAW. This year I'll participate, and have a nicely worked body to show around.[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.08' post='831869']all of the gals eagerly await that then.

Once I get my house cleaned I need to get back to the gym, I actually like to work out and love being in shape. I am sure IW wont complain either when I get a nicer body :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.36' post='831888']goddamn right i don't! and like you said, neithe would you. :leer: 
i said it 2 threads back that i'd actually prefer if she weighed more than 700 pounds, so i could use my forklift to carry her across the threshhold. :uhoh:
no, seriously, she always looks great IMO, but if it's something she wants to do for herself, then feel free, you'll only be so hot that i wouldn't last more than a second. :uhoh: just don't go thinking that you could possibly get a finer motherfucker than me, because i am just like, the god of sexy. 
no, seriously seriously, i am whipped. :whip: bryan adams said it best in the robin hood: prince of thieves soundtrack...[i]everything i do, i do it for you[/i]
now off to sleep on the couch, because GC's son has a hurt tooth and is in pain and needs to sleep with his momma. poor little fella. so imma pop borat in and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. hopefully GC won't walk in during the naked hotel fight scene like she has the last 2 times i slept on the couch and watched borat. :uhoh: total coincidence, i swear! 

btw, love you babe. GC too! :P[/quote]
Thats right folks get yourselves in shape now and buy a good new hat - INHAW II is coming!

[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 4 2007, 07.47' post='831893']holy f'n s what the hell was that? i don't wanna know, but the window is open and there is a really crazy creature making freaky noises and trashing through our woods. :uhoh: i will guess it is a sabretooth tiger. anyways, i just shut the window, double checked all locks and have the fireplace poker close at hand. where is my assault rifle when i need it? how come you can't pack deadly weapons in your luggage when flying? :mad: now i have to drive to virginia to get all throwing knives, short swords, ar-15's, saturday night specials and slingshots. :cry:
at least we have ghost to protect us.[/quote]
Well I guess you made it through the night :uhoh: 

[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 4 2007, 11.50' post='832004']Alright :cool:

The Xtreme President for next year just came in and praised my show.  I hope that means I get a nomination at the Awards Show next week :D[/quote]
Awesome DJ - congrats.

[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.21' post='832097']I just got into trouble

My work colleages where talking about chocoalte biscuits and that you have to bite all the chocolat off first, or melt it off in coffee.  they wanted to know over optoins.  So I said  [b]"You can always suck it off!"[/b]  in a voice that was a bit loud when my bosses bossess boss walked past.

erm, he was not very impressed[/quote]
[quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.37' post='832134']Ah  my Bosses, bosses boss has just finished talking to my boss, who has now warned me against "loud unappropirate langague".  Erm I was only talking about chocolate bisscuits.[/quote]
Naughty Pebble - Hahaha!

[b]HEADLINE: The naked fun gets into full swing[/b]
[quote name='Kiddy' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.30' post='832119']and lany, your av makes we want to do nasty things.[/quote]
[quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.33' post='832125']I've been refraining but, I'd like to be her broom stick!!!![/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.31' post='832121']this naked thing... how does one become?[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.32' post='832123']you just say that you took off your clothes...we all :drool: and life is good[/quote]
[quote name='Kiddy' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.34' post='832128']I am naked right now - naked naked naked[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.35' post='832131']*does hand stand naked.*  I can still do it, and I thought I was to old.  ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Kiddy' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.36' post='832132']I am drinking hot chocolate because my nips are a little pokey with being so naked this morning.[/quote]
[quote name='Kiddy' date='Jun 4 2007, 14.05' post='832207']ok I must retreat to the store and leave this naked haven of love.  Maybe I will shop naked too........[/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 14.13' post='832223']How do you think every one would feel if I just went and ate naked?  (a note to the people who do not know I am currently on a Navy ship.)[/quote]
We are all so proud of our nakedness!

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.47' post='832166']Maester JIm are you a friend of Master Baiter?[/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.51' post='832180']yea we go back... way back... I would say about ten years now.  Maybe 11.[/quote]
MJ you do realise who Master Baiter is?  No?  Oh well, its more funny that way :lol: 

[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 13.58' post='832193']*Does somersault off MG's back and lands in Hot tub*[/quote]
Owww!

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 4 2007, 14.22' post='832232']hey all, tired as hell here and had nightmares all night long that IW cheated on me. I hate those damn dreams.[/quote]
He won't, he really, really won't - don't worry about it.

[b]HEADLINE: Bana's Catchphrase[/b]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 15.12' post='832311']DP -Lets have sex  ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 4 2007, 15.15' post='832316']Let's just all have sex :wideeyed: [/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 15.18' post='832325']:grouphug: + :smileysex: = ORGY!!!!!!!!![/quote]
Each suggestion got better and better . . .

And now a rare occasion where a previous spam review makes the subsequent one:
[quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Jun 4 2007, 16.31' post='832451']Onwards to TTTNE v.90 - a thread that will live in memory as the flamey one rather than the sinful one Lany had in mind when she started it:[/quote]
On closer examination I have changed my mind about this, I think TTTNE v.90 was the most appropriately titled thread ever.  I mean it did have ALL SEVEN DEADLY SINS:

Lust - well its TTTNE, so duh.
Wrath - and it was genuine wrath too
Envy - MLA was envious of Kay's lovely home
Greed - Pebble proposed we all marry each other, now thats greedy
Pride - we are all proud of our nakedness
Gluttony - I ate a cream cake while reading it (clutches straw) :P
Sloth - J Nox did not do the weekend spam review (only kidding Noxie ;) ).  Actually I received a PM from Joanna in which she apologises for not being around but her computer is having problems and she can't get online except at the library, she will be back one day.

[b]HEADLINE: Update on FD's house cleaning nightmare[/b]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.05' post='832717']*Gets in hot tub*

After the wekend I've had of moving and cleaning, this is what I needed.

So what is it you do around/in hot tubs V?[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.13' post='832729']It is, exactly. I hope you took pics and submitted them to your lawyer.

Me? Well. drink too much, snack and get inflagrande with some man. Applying? ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.21' post='832746']Well, I didn't take any pictures, but I did just get a call from my old landlord and he was very imporessed with the difference and with the amount I got accomplished.  Makes me feel like the weekend wasn't a complete waste.

And there's an application process? hmmm.[/quote]
Glad you got it all sorted FD.

[quote name='Gaollenaer' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.23' post='832751']:blush: Maybe I should wait until the next TTNE. I'm a bit shy by nature..

:leaving:[/quote]
Yeah right!

[quote name='Gaollenaer' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.45' post='832799']MG, Lord of the Spam, knows all there is to know of TTNE trivia. Did you know he used to skydive too?[/quote]
I did not actually skydive like you do Gaol, I only did one static line jump, just three seconds of free fall - not the same thing at all.

[b]HEADLINE: Playtime[/b]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.21' post='832747']I now have rejoined.... and I AM NAKED WITH A RABBIT!!!!![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.32' post='832771']wow..my rabbit is my favorit toy :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.34' post='832775']You have one of those? The ears scare me a bit...[/quote]
Those are the best bits.  Or so I'm told . . .
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.39' post='832786']Toy rabbit huh?  I have a toy pig but I do not think I have it with me on this deployment.[/quote]
Do we really want to know?  Well Jim carries on and tell us anyway:

[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.49' post='832813']Well you see this pig... it does have a hole in its back side.  It also has lipstick, a little red bowtie, and eye shadow on.[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.50' post='832818']:stunned: 

 :o 

:ack:
Wow. You guys do get desperate on those ships, don't you?[/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.54' post='832827']I didn't buy it.  On my last deployment we were in Australia on my birthday, and well a couple of the guys i work with decided to buy it for me.  There is one good non-sexual story about it though.  And it was never used, I would make people think it was used however that was also a blast. :thumbsup:[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 19.54' post='832828']OMG...I think I finally found the male me.  *swoons*[/quote]
[quote name='Maester Jim' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.04' post='832851']Hmm me with boobs and a cat.  Sounds like fun.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.06' post='832856']:lol:  yes it does...I always wanted to meet me in guy form...what fun that [s]would[/s] is going to be :leer:

I'm really glad you found our little thread :kiss:[/quote]
Perhaps Jim is the number 3 that Maggi the Frog spoke of Lany, you never know ;)

[b]HEADLINE: The Smoking Lion[/b]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.30' post='832920']Hey lion *Hugs* Did you stop smoking?[/quote]
[quote name='Lion' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.34' post='832930']Nope... told my family im smoking before few weeks(i needed more money for cigars  :lol: )... they accepted that better than i thought.Told me 100000 times that smoking destroys health and blahblahblah,but its good thing i don`t have to hide that any more. Damn,its good to have a cigare in your own house :D[/quote]
[quote name='Banafsheh' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.38' post='832942']That is good news. Im 33 and I didnt smoke in front of my mother until last year and I have been smoking for a long time.     :dunno:    It was that respect thing-I didnt even want her to know I smoked. My sister and Brother has a field day with that one.  :lol:[/quote]
[quote name='Gaollenaer' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.39' post='832948']I caught my mother secretly smoking a few months ago, while she was supposed to have given it up over 19 yrs ago.
It was very embarassing.[/quote]
[quote name='Lion' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.45' post='832969']I don`t smoke in front of my parents,i just told them i am smoker and that i am planning to quit after some time,just not right now... its always gonna be after some time,just not right now.[/quote]
Erm not much to say actually, will just add a :smoking: for you smoking spammers.

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 4 2007, 22.15' post='833211']it is frigging hot here, i am steam cleaning but hardly have gotten any done. Spent half the day at the dentist cause my son has not one but two teeth messed up. yep they both need pulled, but he has to be on meds for a bit first.
So instead of getting all my cleaning done I have just started.
So now I am going to clean off my desk and try to get it moved tonight when I have my sweet kind and strong IW here to help. So got him a few small things and we are going to sing happy b-day to him tonight even though his b-day is tomorrow. I also got a big old sappy card.

What is sad is he has already had 3 pulled. I am not sure what he will do once he loses his front and bottom teeth as normal at his age. His bottom teeth are already loose. He will just have to gum his food I suppose. It is a genetic thing. His teeth come in  looking normal but some have cavities before they are all the way out. He also has holes in his teeth. His 2 front teeth he banged as a kid and killed them so  they are dead. Poor kid but he got it from my mom and I. I had lots of dental work as a kid, but now they seem to be doing fine, well since my two root canals a few years ago :lol:[/quote]
Dentistry is not fun, poor kid.

[b]HEADLINE: Back to the nakedness[/b]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.10' post='833319']:smileysex: 

Lany!  Your NAKED! :D[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.12' post='833324']it's the best way darling...don't you agree? :smileysex:[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.17' post='833338']*peels off Jeans ands climbs on up*[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.25' post='833357']Let me know if you need someone on the bottom.  ;)[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.31' post='833372']*snickers in the corner at Ben's 'bottom' comment*[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.35' post='833383']I don't mind being on the bottom.  ;)[/quote]
I think Ben is unaware of the terminology MB is using here, bwahahaa.

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 4 2007, 23.46' post='833416']w00t w00t! a dp without DP being around :lol:[/quote]
Good one - hahaha!

[b]HEADLINE: Pimping ain't easy[/b]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 4 2007, 20.56' post='832994'][url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/l_c0467deb82b880552ea98caca2603c24.jpg]Ria[/url]
 :hat: One of her newest pics
I promise to put up the pics from fashion show when I get them.[/quote]
Great pic :drool: 

[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.07' post='833469']And how old is dear Marcus?[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.08' post='833471']less then Becky...so late teens is my guess[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.08' post='833473']Dear Marcus is 19.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.09' post='833476']Damn, I'm good.[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.10' post='833483']:thumbsup: 

*pulls out tally book* writes down Marcus' name in babygirl's column  :hat: [/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.11' post='833484']Dear Marcus is of age!

:leer: (but still too young...)[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.12' post='833488']Not for babygirl! As long as he passes all tests required . *firm nod*

pssst= I like roses and chocolate.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.12' post='833489']If there's grass on the field..........

okay, I can't even finish that phrase  :ack:[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.14' post='833496']O      M      G! :stunned: 

(but of course I laughed my ass off)[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.15' post='833498']babygirl being... who...?[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.15' post='833500'][url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/Melly3.jpg] BABYGIRL[/url][/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.16' post='833505']Damn... that's one list I want to be on. 

What're these..tests.. you speak of?[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.21' post='833516']* :lol: @ Marcus*

I am shameless! 

Tests are simple enough.  Be nice to mamma, earn points.  :P
Babygirl=Melly, my youngest. She will be 16 this summer.

For the ladies: I give you [url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/hairdryer.jpg] the boy[/url]
[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.25' post='833521']16... that's a bit on the young side... However I'm game... *madly scrolls back to see what you told me you like*[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.27' post='833528']yes she is still under the radar.... that gives you two yrs to worm your way into my heart....lol

[url=http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n71/marmicmelmom/mom1.jpg] mamma[/url][/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.28' post='833529']Chocolates and roses... *sends a bouquet of white roses and a box of chocolates to MLA via the internet*[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.25' post='833524']MLA Have I told you how beautiful you are today?
  
:P[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.29' post='833533']+10 for Ben, although you already did manage to steal a 2 for 1 deal... :P[/quote]
[quote name='Marcus' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.31' post='833537']Hey, where's my points...? I feel cheated.[/quote]
[quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.33' post='833544']:rofl: 
oops sorry  +20 for Marcus.[/quote]
Good work MLA - someone will take those daughters off your hands eventually.

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.48' post='833578']Yeah, I hate running too.
but I got this new sexersize video ;)[/quote]
I must get Bana to send me a copy of that.

[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 00.53' post='833592']There were flame wars in TTTNE? Wow.

Great spam review today. Gotta lol a couple of times. Actually, quite a lot of times. :)[/quote]
Glad you enjoyed it TC :kiss: for you.

[b]HEADLINE: Eliminate J.K. Rowling[/b]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.01' post='833603']Also, join the Author elimination game and help me [s]kill[/s] eliminate J.K. Rowling.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.02' post='833606']That is my new mission in life.  :pirate:[/quote]
[quote name='DJDonegal' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.05' post='833610']No, playa hatas! Keep JK alive!![/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.07' post='833616']I agree with DJ...no killing Rowlings until after book 7 is published[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.10' post='833619']The Potter books write themselves.  We don't need Rowlings.  :P[/quote]
Hahaha!  Remember that the book is written and being printed a billion times right now in time for release next month, so is unnecessary to the continued expansion of the Potter franchise.

[b]HEADLINE: Boob Talk[/b]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.19' post='833640']Yes, I do run in just the sports bra and pants and yes you may watch, lany.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.24' post='833653']I exercise in a sports bra and shorts.  nothing better.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.26' post='833656']*has brain overload*[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.26' post='833659']I don't find a sports bra helps me all that much...Just gives me a uniboob. I gave up on them.[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.30' post='833663']How do your boobs not fly up and try to choke you without it?  Or give you the unpleasant boob popping out under the bra syndrome.[/quote]
[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.30' post='833664']*head finally explodes, however this does nothing to relieve the swelling*[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.34' post='833666']yep...last time I worked out without a sports bra, it was the sneak out under the bra syndrome...damn that is uncomfortable.[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.35' post='833667']Well...**Eyes Ben warily but not uncompassionately** nothing comes in my size that couldn't basically be considered body armor anyways. As long as it's like a practical everyday (RE: Non-Sexy) bra, it does OK. I found I was having more bounce with a sports bra, I think because they are a S-M-L sizing thing unless you put a fortune in them and I don't have a fortune to put in them, IF they had anything in my size to start with. 
If it's pretty forget it, but like a Playtex works great. Keeps everything in place. Sometimes I shorten the straps a little just to compress a little more. 
Don't really have the under problem, and in fact...they make a great i-pod holder! :lol:
Poor Ben...[/quote]
[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.37' post='833668']You are lucky not to get the under the bra problem, especially with underwire- no fun.  I have torn a nipple ring in this way.[/quote]
Whaaa? :o

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.42' post='833676']ouch  
so do you like your nipple ring?  I had thoguht about it at one time, but opted for a more ummm private placement.[/quote]
:stunned:

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.43' post='833677']I no longer have them, both (at different times) were eventually ripped out in overzealous undressing.[/quote]
:ack:

[quote name='beniowa' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.44' post='833680']A lot of entries for the notebook tonight.[/quote]
Damn no kidding Ben.

[quote name='Kay Fury' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.47' post='833685']I miss them, they were fun, but if you get them throw away any lace bras you have.[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.52' post='833692']I never had a problem with my hood ring...not even with lace :lol:  That is my reward when I make my final weight goal...to get it redone.  Go me :D[/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.53' post='833693']I will just stick with my belly ring. I had my kids bite me while breast feeding, no way in hell I am getting that area pierced lol[/quote]
I know a girl who likes that.

[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.55' post='833698']have had them bit plenty of times (but I like it) :lol:  if it would please my man, I'd do it for him.[/quote]
and I was not even thinking of Lany.

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.55' post='833696']My goal is to get back down to the size I was in LA which was a D. They are just too damn big now. I can see IW now demanding me to delete this when he sees it. :lol:[/quote]
Hahaha!

[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.55' post='833697']My nips are not large enough to be pierced. Nothing that a few months of Nipple clamps wouldn't solve (or so I was told)...[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 01.56' post='833700']really?  I had no idea you could make them larger.  I once won a contest to see whose nipples were bigger :blush:[/quote]
Wow.

[b]HEADLINE: Condom Talk[/b]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.01' post='833717']Hmph!

I just unpacked and I don't have any good condoms left... 

Guess I will be visiting the drug store before Wednesday...[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.02' post='833721']what constitues a good condom?

are the flavored ones really better?[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.05' post='833729']Well... actually no...  The good ones are sized correctly and not some of the free ones[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.08' post='833736']I always find this very interesting.  so you need special sized ones?  for girth, or lack thereof? :lol:  (just teasing...don't answer that....er ummm, ok, but pm it ;) )

and what about flavors...this is what I really want to know...[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.13' post='833750']OK, There is in fact a way to measure for the proper size condom.  Length is not an issue for condoms-they only have to cover the end after all and keep it all in there. They don't have to cover the entire shaft.

Larger sized condoms are for girth. Using a standard sized Toilet Paper Roll you can determine if you need a large sized condom or not. If it fits inside the empty roll-you don't need a large condom.

And once this is in the Spam Review-everyone will know... how to '[b]size em up[/b]'[/quote]
They do now.

[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.22' post='833777']Somewhere I heard a toilet paper roll was average girth...is this not actually true? I thought I had just been unfortunate in partners....Well...not all the time. *giggle*[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.26' post='833788']Yes, that is about right... if you cannot fit the roll down over the cock-you should be using a larger sized condom. The regular ones don't fit right and are more likely to tear/rip. 

I think getting the right sized condom is huge (pun points) to make sure 1. that they are used at all and 2. that sex is comfy![/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.33' post='833799']All this talk of toilet paper rolls, make me have these thoughts of me chasing around IW, " really homey come here, it is for scientific purposes, really just let me show you" *waving the toilet paper roll in my hand*[/quote]
[quote name='Master Baiter' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.35' post='833805']You can publish your findings here![/quote]
[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.37' post='833808']yeah publish my findings so MG can put it in his report. :lol:[/quote]
That would be so funny.  Sadly no findings have been reported by our undercover agent GC.

[quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.09' post='833739']sharing is caring[/quote]
[quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.10' post='833743']somedays it amazes me how much we all care for each other :lol:
tomorrow I will be a little embarrassed about half of the stuff I wrote tonight...but tonight the mood is upon me[/quote]
[quote name='Vhagar' date='Jun 5 2007, 02.20' post='833771']Look boys and girls, what we are all learning about size this evening! :lol:[/quote]
I feel a :grouphug: coming on.

[b]HEADLINE: Does TC have the Internet back?[/b]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.39' post='834048']Yeah. I was just having a change the disc break in my Sopranos marathon. Just getting some Baileys.[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.42' post='834051']Sopranos, huh?  Which season?

And Baileys?!?!?!  :o

You're not TC, who are you and what have you done with her???[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.45' post='834055']1st season. Though I told you that in chat last night...

And I LOVE BAILEYS! What's wrong with you? A girl can't drink Baileys? A girl can't have some variation in her life???

Actually, probably even more surprising, lately I've been craving Champagne. Take THAT![/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.48' post='834062']
That probably means you're pregnant or something.....:D[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.51' post='834067']Wait! That doesn't make sense. You're not supposed to drink when your knocked up, so why would you crave alcohol then? Do you? I wouldn't know...[/quote]
[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.53' post='834069']I know you crave odd things.  I can't see why you WOULDN'T crave alcohol.  Even if you're not suppose to drink it.  It's usually just a taste- thing. Never being pregnant, I don't really know.[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 05.56' post='834073']Anyways. It's not like you could go "I'm drinking for two now" so I don't see the point. Atleast I'm not craving chocolate... or am I?[/quote]
Seriously does this mean TC has the Internet back?  We missed you TC! :kiss: 

[quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Jun 5 2007, 06.03' post='834084']Hey.  You're missing a sig....[/quote]
[quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Jun 5 2007, 06.06' post='834087']When I see something sig-worthy, I'll sig it.[/quote]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 5 2007, 06.52' post='834148']i think "I'm drinking for two now" would make a good sig.[/quote]
Yup that would be a good one, especially if it was a lie.

[b]HEADLINE: Happy Birthday![/b]
[quote name='IdolWarship' date='Jun 5 2007, 07.00' post='834162']anyway, it be me b-day. i was shat out me mum 28 year agone. drinking some pabst by myself, getting ready to hit the hay.
take it easy.[/quote]
Happy Birthday ya crazy spammer you!  :cheers: 

Yes finally - the spam review is complete!  I can rest and do some work.  Yes!  Yes!  YESSS! :D