Spammers Ahhhtennnn-hun! Don't stand there like a sack of potatoes, you're on parade man! Its the military edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Weekend Edition[/b] and yous ugly lot are gonna march up and a down the square all day long. Unless you got something better to do than marchin up and down the square? Well do ya? [b]HEADLINE: Naval Noob gets confused[/b] NSF's post below is in reference to a MLA post from last week regarding Drac: [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 16.46' post='807734']ya i know but i am so confused....XD she pulled my quote from like two days ago..and preceded to put pics of her daughter? under it XD what does that have to do with my quote LOL[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 18 2007, 16.49' post='807744']:lol: You just keep Pming him while you can darlin. Communication with Drac doesn't expire until until July 29, 2009. Says so on the bar code. * struggles with dragon trying to attach bar code*[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 16.52' post='807751']wtff XD i am still so confused! are you in some kind of relationship with him or something? that would be a little weird considering it says you are 37 on your profile O_O[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 18 2007, 16.55' post='807758']Nothing quite like that NSF.[/quote] Drac not doing much to clear up the issue here, hahaha! [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 16.55' post='807761']Poor NSF! Dracarys is MLA's dragon. He takes her for long flights and they spend much quality time together bonding as maidens and dragons will. 14D is also a dragon, as am I (I breath steam, he feeds on brimstone). MG is a Goat, Q ia a raven....Pardon me. Q is a Sexy Raptor. Forgive me Q. We are as we are named and pictured. At least in our own minds.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 16.56' post='807765']please dont tell me they have beastly sex? XD[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 16.58' post='807772']Wouldn't know, but I like to imagine they spend lots of time hanging out on scenic cliffs watching the sunset. It's the romantic in me.[/quote] Good job reeling that one back into a safe place V, it could have gone so much nastier in someone elses hands :uhoh: [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 18 2007, 16.59' post='807776']37? no dear more like 98--- :bawl: Actually I am 43. *puts on Soundtrack for "How Stella got her grove back" :lol: HINTs: 1)- your pming drac 2) pics of daughter 3) lay away tag [/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 17.00' post='807782']HE IS DATING YOUR DAUGHTER? XDD? is that it? do i guess right?[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 18 2007, 17.04' post='807792']YAY NSF! :thumbsup: He's on LAY AWAY til daughter turns 18! Of course, not really, but a mom can hope.[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 18 2007, 17.04' post='807796']She's trying to reserve me for her daughter. The whole thing is an inside joke dating back a ways, but the people here have nicely summarized it. Q is right, after a while you'll learn our secrets (in jokes) simply by being around.[/quote] MLA has been trying to pimp her daughters to various men from this thread and the board in general for as long as I can remember. It is somewhat weird but we forgive her since the daughters in question are all kinds of hot. [b]HEADLINE: Speak of hotness . . .[/b] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 17.09' post='807811']i want to see the male hotness :blush:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 17.10' post='807814']Start sweet-talking them! I didn't abscond with any of the pics. It was tempting, but I didn't.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 17.13' post='807823']LOL darn. *sweet talks* show some pics? :wideeyed:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 17.22' post='807842']I have his pic saved. :D I have saved all the guys pics for those lonely times :lol:[/quote] I really should not have sent that INHAW pic to you :blush: That reminds me, less than 5 months now till International Naked and Hatted Avatar Week, get your hats and cameras ready folks :D [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 18 2007, 17.39' post='807889']okay NSF...attention whoring i will go. [url=http://www.myspace.com/sunimaru/]http://www.myspace.com/sunimaru/[/url] and a pic... [url=http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p131/jim_mayniam/yep.jpg]http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p131/jim_mayniam/yep.jpg[/url] don't know if the link will work and its been resized. if not, then its on my myspace.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 17.40' post='807892']oo not bad ^_^[/quote] Not quite the reaction DP was hoping for I suspect . . . [b]HEADLINE: Myspace Nonsense[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 17.30' post='807861']DP...you are now my friend :) who is gail, and why does she want to be my friend? are any of you guys Gail?[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 18 2007, 17.31' post='807865']I'm Gail[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 17.32' post='807870']really? I figured it was a guy even though there is a pic of a mom and daughter[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 18 2007, 17.34' post='807874']Lol, yeah like I would be Gail.:D[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 17.33' post='807873']i get weird friend requests on my myspace all the time -_- and i just joined not to long ago.[/quote] I am yet to see a pic of NSF, but those that have say she is hot which would explain the random friend requests. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 17.53' post='807911']the only weird thing is it says I'm single...guess that is the default if you leave it blank :dunno:[/quote] If you don't change this option you'll be getting random friend requests too. [b]HEADLINE: TTTNE Primer[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 18 2007, 18.14' post='807935']We should have a prepared "primer" for newcomers to the thread. That way upon first greeting, anyone could cut and paste standard info for whatever poor soul wanders in here unawares. Like for example, racing to 1K, MG's reviews and that Ravens are the most noblest creatures on earth that should be revered. Like that...[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 18.20' post='807938']If they don't already know that ravens are the most noblest of creatures that should be revered then...they don't get to come in.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 18 2007, 18.23' post='807942']Say! You really got the hang of this mentor/protege thing. :D[/quote] Everyone knows that Goats are the noblest creatures ever. Terry Goodkind said so! :P [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 18.42' post='807975']a primer would spoil all the fun of figuring us out :devil:[/quote] True. [b]HEADLINE: The beauty of older women[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 18 2007, 18.57' post='808000']well i do prefer older women :leer: and by "older", i mean older than me. we're practically the same age. old bat, indeed. ;) ETA: after saying some things i shouldn't have in front of noxchild, i've gotten into the habit of checking.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 19.08' post='808012']Row-errrr! Many younger men in my past, little boy... At the risk of sounding incredibly arrogant, I look about 24 and it's not uncommon for me to get carded still. I've been carded by people younger than me, which I find hilarious. I usually laugh. In 10 years I'll kiss them. Someone warned me about the Noxchild so I try to behave when she's about. No need to be corrupting minors before their time![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 18 2007, 19.39' post='808053']I too like older women.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='May 18 2007, 19.48' post='808070']Lany, girl. We are hanging out with the right crowd of men. They like older women. WOOHOO!! Take 'em, break 'em, make 'em men! :lol:[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 19.27' post='808035']kitchen, living room and family room are all done except for the floors...which I will wait until brat goes to bed to do. only boys bathroom left and speaking of brat...he just swallowed a rock. silly boy...I keep telling him not to put things in his mouth. Should have seen the look on his face when I told him it would come out in his poop and hurt his butt :lol: I am an evil (but honest) mommy[/quote] Nice story. [b]HEADLINE: NSF is not safe when she has GC's whip in hand[/b] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 20.06' post='808112']^____^ :whip:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 18 2007, 20.08' post='808114']NSF, I've noticed you with that whip pretty often recently.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 20.09' post='808116']ya i am attached to it[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 18 2007, 20.11' post='808120']its no fun on the business end of one of those.[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 20.12' post='808121']you know from experience? :whip:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 18 2007, 20.15' post='808136']sadly, yes. just not in the context that one would think.[/quote] Heres a game you can play at home - see if you can guess what DP's story is. See below for answer. It is pointed out to NSF that GC made the whip smiley hers and there might be trouble over it: [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 20.18' post='808143']i dunn need anyone's permission. I found this whip on the floor! its mine now! :whip: :whip: :whip:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='May 18 2007, 20.18' post='808148']Well, it was nice knowing you. :P[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 18 2007, 20.19' post='808150']Just what we need in this thread to shake things up. another spitfire. :D[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 18 2007, 20.21' post='808153']I had no idea you were so feisty. Looks like we have another S&M mistress in the making. :D[/quote] [quote name='Ned Stark Fan' date='May 18 2007, 20.22' post='808156']well incase you haven't noticed from my other posts outside this thread, i don't like to be told what i can and cant do and i am stubborn as hell XD[/quote] We learn new things every day and today we seem to be learning a lot about NSF. [b]HEADLINE: Did you guess right?[/b] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 18 2007, 20.22' post='808159']my family puts on an event twice a year called the mossy creek barnyard arts and crafts festival. one of the guys that frequents one of our stalls sells whips. every couple of hours he walks out to this place we've set aside for him to crack it around and show off; its very cool by the way. anywho, he sometimes lets people come into the circle and he will show them how to crack a whip. well, i tried to do this fancy trick and kinda stumbled just as he was cracking his whip to the side of me. CRACK!!!!! OUCH!!!!11!![/quote] Nope I got it wrong as well. Damn my kinky mind . . . [b]HEADLINE: Look out here's GC![/b] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 18 2007, 21.25' post='808263']great someone used my whip while I was gone![/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 18 2007, 21.42' post='808285']Whip Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Hahaha! I think things got sorted out and NSF is allowed to use the whip since GC is rarely about these days. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='May 18 2007, 21.43' post='808286']You know MG, when I saw this I actually said "Awwwwww" out loud and the other person in the computer lab looked at me funny. I heart you![/quote] Brilliant! Heart you too babe :kiss: [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='May 18 2007, 21.44' post='808289']i felt someone poking me[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='May 18 2007, 21.51' post='808299']Did I poke too hard? Are you sensitive?[/quote] [quote name='Jhogo's Evil Twin' date='May 18 2007, 21.56' post='808307']ahem not so much sensitive as where you poke me (i'm ticklish you know)[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 18 2007, 22.00' post='808316']So....where are you sensitive to being....poked?[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 18 2007, 22.14' post='808345']*starts to poke Jagged, changes mind.......sets Tinsel after him*[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 18 2007, 22.21' post='808363']Haha, Tinsel isn't going to do anything. Tinsel is on my side we have an agreement. I provide shiny things and toilet paper rolls. :D[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='beniowa' date='May 18 2007, 22.16' post='808350']*pokes MLA* What's your handle on LJ, MLA?[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 18 2007, 22.17' post='808355']marmicmelmom - real unique - :D[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 18 2007, 22.23' post='808368']Nice. You taking the girls to the party tomorrow?[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 18 2007, 22.27' post='808373']she said in another thread that she was bringing them...suddenly all my sons friends are coming too :lol: (ok, they were already coming, but it will be fun to see ;) )[/quote] Yeah I bet they are . . . [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 19 2007, 01.37' post='808547']i am returned :cheers: and i'm carrying a newly purchased xbox 360. i'm staving off the urge and letting the sons have a shot. i'm watching ethan butcher dead rising. he's about to be killed by zombies. its awesome to watch an 8 year old fuck a video game up[/quote] Congrats on the new 360 DP! [b]HEADLINE: Staying up late contest[/b] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 03.13' post='808667']Yeah, it is preeeetty late here. Oh wait. 2220? My night is hardly begun...I really ought to think of having normal sleep habits. Sometimes I stay up so late that I decide it's not worth it to sleep at all. (That's probably not healthy. And I usually still will stay up til 1 the next night. And then sleep for like 14 hours.)[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 19 2007, 03.23' post='808676']at 33 with 3 monsters to deal with, staying up all night and then going to work has become an impossibility. i envy you that. i could get a lot more shit done if i still had that ability.[/quote] For some reason I always thought DP had two kids, another new thing learned today. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 03.25' post='808681']I'll be at work for another 8 hours. And I'm on the west coast. Bring it, sister ;)[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 03.27' post='808683']It's so brought! I'm on duty this weekend, so I've got nothing better to do than stay up all night tonight and sleep the rest of it. Except for the 4 hours of watch I have to stand. Peasy.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 03.32' post='808688']A challenge after all these long nights? *rubs hands together* So while I have you here captive, what are you studying at Annapolis? Besides the Navy thing, I mean[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 03.49' post='808706']I'm a physics major and a Spanish minor. :)[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 19 2007, 03.58' post='808709']awesome nora :thumbsup: i start college this fall. i'm 33.[/quote] So much learning going on here, its great. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 19 2007, 04.12' post='808719']Alas, a few days ago I got into the habit of leaving my locker open (putting the lock in, but not locking it) and today I looked in and my backpack and jacket was gone. After freaking out, a friend and I went into the bathroom and my backpack and jacket was there, with the zippers open :rolleyes: in one of the bathroom stalls. The punk stole my pile of nickels :P and a packet of bus fares :mad:, but not my mp3, which is a piece of shit anyway. Unfortunately my other friend's bag was found outside the washroom and the punk stole her wallet. Thankfully she's cancelled her cards so the bastard can't get anything, but jeez. Plus my lock is missing so now I have to use my PE lock. Gah I am never leaving my locker open again. Haven't been here lately. Dunno what it is, but I've been spending generally less time on the computer and more time elsewhere. :uhoh: I hope this means more writing.[/quote] Well nice to see you here anyways despite your troubles. Looks like the Weekend Spam Review will be off the menu for a while then until the Noxchild rekindles some enthusiasm for this place - stay in touch though alright. [b]HEADLINE: So what's your called?[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 19 2007, 04.39' post='808748']I'm soooo Jazzed I have my REAL computer back... you all have NO idea.... It almost brought tears to my eyes when I got home and it was here... It's been out of commission since Dec 2005... yea... now you might say-hey Jay.. that's a long time for a laptop.. it should be out of date by now... Hmnm.... its a custom Voodoo M870 that kicks ass... and she's Red... and She has a tat... and she's cool! And shes HOME![/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 04.40' post='808750']Yay! I know how much I prefer my computer to any other. *huggles ze Norabox* I suppose I ought to give my computer a name. I never thought about that before. *ponders*[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 19 2007, 04.54' post='808762']My puter's name is 'Pele' Not the soccer star... the Goddess of FIRE![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 05.03' post='808764']haha, you named your computer? nice. i named my casio keyboard. her name is petunia.[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 19 2007, 05.18' post='808773']Night... I just found the porn on my old lappy... and old porn found is like a friend cuming over to visit without warning![/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 19 2007, 05.42' post='808790']nothing like hearing about someone elses porn. I had a co worker talking about his boyfriends porn tonight, along with too many details. Today must be "tell GC about porn day". :lol:[/quote] Damn I missed that and I had a great one to tell you about too . . . [b]HEADLINE: Tumbleweed snowmen[/b] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 05.59' post='808805']But it's nice to have another live body here. normally this is so quiet I see tumbleweeds blow through.,[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 06.02' post='808807']I've never seen a real tumbleweed. I think if I ever did I would feel like I was in a movie and start freaking out and looking for the guy who's going to kill me.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 06.05' post='808808']Out in southern California we used to make snowman-like creatures out of tumbleweeds. You'd get three of varying sizes, spray them white if you really wanted to, and then decorate. Make's them less scary that way.[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 06.18' post='808817']Tumbleweed snowmen? :rofl: Only in SoCal![/quote] Sounds like jealousy of people with snow to me. [b]HEADLINE: Drunken posting[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 19 2007, 06.12' post='808812']Strange night for the Banito . Strange night indeed. Told to fuck off by one girl he just me t . It still hurt. Then he ended up dancing -- yes folks dancing with a couple of women he met a long time ago. Time and women have a way of messing things up . especially with the Banditos head. Indeed. Bandito thinks he overuses that. word. Indeed.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 19 2007, 06.22' post='808820']Ttwo things that turn me on umm Nora. Skin and smiles. Smooth snkin and sincerse smiles. I just melt. Some fucking Bandito I am. Oh well. Never seen Tumble Weed myself. Lot of tinmgs I've never seen. Tumble weed is not on my list. Sincere smiles. Sigh. Not sure i saw that tonight. Maybe I did.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 06.27' post='808822']Bandito's been drinking, I think?[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 19 2007, 06.36' post='808825']Maybe a little. Drinking in life and time and it all just hits me at once. Cheap bear and the good bear. And the slighty good vodka. The bitch who yanked on my beard. Ohh Bandito no likey her. Yet it all hits me and I wonder if I need to stop waiting for love and just act. Can love be created> >??? If anyone can make love I cthink it would be me>? With ethe exception of my sepertated at birth twin idowl mutha fucking umm umm idolwarshop/. YEah![/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 06.38' post='808826']:huh: That degenerated past Nora's understanding capabilities.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 19 2007, 06.41' post='808829']OH you probably don't get it. Sacrafice and trust. Skin and smiles. Bald and the beautifal. Love . :kiss: Well it makes sense to me damn't. IndedEd. I love you anyway Nora the exploraa. You have a aura nora. Sandor is telling me I should go to bed. Obey the pussy. Always obey th e Pussy .[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 19 2007, 06.54' post='808840']That was bizzare. I have ahlf a mind to reply to all those posts so he can't edit them once he sobers up.[/quote] SB refers back to this post some distance below here. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 19 2007, 12.16' post='808963']It's party day. have lots to do. ...waiting for the pavillian and we'll most likely not need it now...but better safe than sorry. I'll make sure I get pics of everyone. wish you were here too :kiss:[/quote] So do we :cry: [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 19.33' post='809190']just read up on bandito from last night. if he's like me then he sleeps on his side, with his hand protecting his rib cage from freddy krueger attack, so i don't suppose he'd choke to death on his own vomit. i am considering changing my name to idolwarshop too.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 19 2007, 20.29' post='809246']That's a big decision there IW. Have you consulted GC and your PR firm yet? Maybe do a random sample of the public?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 20.40' post='809252']hmm, yeah...maybe. :cheers: MG had a good one with idle horseshit too.[/quote] And I thought that just upset you ;) [b]HEADLINE: Clean and shaven[/b] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 22.06' post='809308']*swoops in* Yay for being done with watch until tomorrow! And being clean! And shaven! Now just waiting for the boy.... :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 22.38' post='809321']bwahahaha! that's one thing i could never deal with if i ever went into a branch of the military. being clean and shaven. i prefer militia. lets me keep my beard and long hair and i don't got some bastard yelling in my face first thing in the morning. oh wait, i do have that, but at least i got my fur still.[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 22.46' post='809326']I know it sucks for the guys sometimes, especially during Plebe Summer where we literally have 3 minutes to get ready, so they have to dry shave (eep!). But, I must say, I like that they're all nice and tidy. :)[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 22.51' post='809330']well, thanks for your service to your country. :) but seriously, could some of those guys even grow a beard if they wanted? they'll never earn the respect of the afghan man with a face like a babys bottom. remember how the giants laughed at jon snow? with his smooth pink cheeks?[/quote] A reference to ASOIAF? What do you think this is a fansite? Oh, erm, nevermind. [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 19 2007, 22.54' post='809333']Some of them could grow a beard pretty easily. Those are the ones who usually have to shave twice a day to stay in regs. Some of them couldn't grow a beard if their life depended on it, but they think they're lucky cause they only have to shave like once every 3 days. Silver lining, I guess. :)[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 19 2007, 23.02' post='809335']haha, yeah no doubt. but hmm, if i could grow a bear, i would grow a really big one. and it would be cinnamon. mmmmm. and i would just slice off huge portions of it and stuff my mouth. cinnamon bears were so goddamn good when i was little. now i can't eat them of course, because my teeth are all messed up, and it takes forever to get off of em, so it would be pointless. so let me change that to, if i could grow a bear when i was little, then i would grow a really big one. and it would be cinnamon.[/quote] I have no idea how IW got from beards to cinnamon bears like that but it was pretty funny. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 01.24' post='809440']Oh yeah. My glasses broke this morning. Fortunately I have an old set that will work for the most part, but it's an oldr perscription, and I'm expection a blinding headache from it later. I suppose the good news is I can drop by my eye doctor on Monday and get it taken care of, but it still sucks that I have to wait until monday. Means tomorrow I can't do much. Gotta limit the driving, the reading computer use, TV, etc. Maybe I'll just get really drunk......[/quote] That sucks, hope you get them fixed soon Dude. [b]HEADLINE: Nora Starks love life[/b] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 01.50' post='809463']This weekend sucks. There are zero people around, except the others on duty, and I happen to be in a duty section with a lot of people I don't like. Well, the boy is around, but he's eating and while has hinted we should hang out still hasn't invited me over...gr...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 01.51' post='809465']Take the initiative. Go hang out with him. Guys like that too.[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 01.53' post='809469']That has never worked out for me. :dunno: Maybe I'm just ugly. Or I talk too much. Or probably both. :dunno: Just kidding! :D (Kind of. :| )[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 02.11' post='809495']I don't buy this for a second, and I've seen pictures.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 20 2007, 02.11' post='809498']Aw, from what I saw of you pictures your pretty damn hot. Of course I can't say anything about the talking thing. :P[/quote] I really must find the thread where all these pictures I've missed are. [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 02.40' post='809523']*sigh* Still talking...he's watching Firefly... There are fireworks later tonight cause it's Ring Dance for the 2/c, and I'm gonna try to work this fact into our conversation...[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 03.46' post='809602']Yeah, if you haven't guessed by the fact that I'm still here, things didn't work out according to plan. Doesn't help that I mixed up the time for the fireworks...boo. I suck.[/quote] This continues below. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 20 2007, 03.58' post='809614']me and GC's kids have been hiding for almost an hour, waiting for her to come home. i thiunk she shouldv'e been here by now, but all the lights are out, and i taped down the light switches when you first enter the house. at least this has kept them quiet, next time she goes to work for an 8 hour shift and i'm watching em' i'll say, "hey let's hide, your mom'll be home in 8 hours!" hope we scare the shit out of her.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='May 20 2007, 04.19' post='809624']Hope she kicks your ass![/quote] Sadly we never found out if GC did kick his ass for this prank, or if it even happened at all - still sounded like fun. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 20 2007, 05.07' post='809662']Good evening all. Bandito will not edit. I will allow time to judge the merit of my posts. Perhaps there is some deep meaning to them. Like poetry on bathroom walls. It might inspire or trigger something in someone somewhere. :unsure: For example. Don't drink with dirty lesbian bitches who pull on your beard. That is a good lesson. ETA: I seriously didn't even know Nora was in the Armed forces. Now that school is over I actually read most of the post.[/quote] Love the fact that SB edited a post in which he said he would not edit - credit to Nora Stark for picking up on that. [b]HEADLINE: Nora's love life continued[/b] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 04.29' post='809634']Well we've established that I can come visit whenever I want. Progress. :)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 04.31' post='809637']Progress is good. At least now you're not going to be stuck here pining for him :P[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 04.35' post='809641']Well I'm still stuck here...cause I'm not gonna run over there now. But maybe tomorrow I'll go over. I can see my floor! Something of an accomplishment in this torturous packing process![/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 04.53' post='809654']Looks like you had plenty to do without making a booty call ;)[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 05.07' post='809661']Sokay, it's looking like one may be in the works. Although I should probably remind myself he has a girlfriend. But she's a pyscho bitch and in California...:dunno:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 05.10' post='809664']If I can send a little enlightenment your way: If he told you that his girlfriend is a psycho bitch in California, that's guy-speak for "I want to have sex with you, even though I already have a girlfriend. But I'm going to tell you that she's crazy and ultimately bad for me so that you feel ok with helping me to cheat".[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 05.14' post='809674']Well actually he and I have been friends for a while, and everyone knows how rocky their relationship lately. They broke up two months ago and they got back together but it hasn't been going well and the chances of them staying together are like 0. (They're not one of those couples that constantly break up and get back together.) In fact, I think they may be broken up already, I just haven't wanted to ask.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 20 2007, 05.17' post='809677']wait! So you are not sure if he is single yet you are ok to have a booty call with him? Not to sound like a lecture but if he is in a relationship, it is called cheating![/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 05.18' post='809684']I know, GC. It's a little ambiguous but I don't plan on actually having a booty call til I clear up the gf issue. And FD, I know. But knowing that, and knowing that I want nothing more than friends-with-benefits, I think we'll both be happy with it.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 05.25' post='809695']Fair enough then. *sigh* I could use friends-with-benefits.....[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 20 2007, 05.29' post='809700']I offered my beard AND my couch. What more do you want. Later gang.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 05.32' post='809701']Not quite the benefits I was looking for SB, but I do appreciate the offer.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 20 2007, 05.40' post='809706']never offer your beard. it has to be a personal decision. an executive one. if GC ever wants to end shit with me, that's all she needs to say, and i've told her that. tell me to cut my beard or hair and we're through.[/quote] Hahaha! Great stuff here. Nora - good luck with the boys there, I'm sure you'll sort something out. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='May 20 2007, 05.59' post='809714']By the way, I just got a phone call from a drunken TC. She says hi to all of you.[/quote] We miss drunken TC :cry: Oh hang on its still carrying on: [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 06.15' post='809724']Aaaaaand damn. Turns out girlfriend freaked out when she realized the boy was going to dump her and has now turned off her psycho bitch side and is being really nice to the boy. But then again... Nah. But maybe.[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 06.42' post='809738']Eh, I've been better. I'm trying to decide whether or not I'm going for FWB with a guy I know who has a gf. :uhoh: [/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 20 2007, 06.47' post='809741']That sounds complicated. However, don't suggest doing that if the guy has a girl already. Coming from a guy (me) who did that without knowing she was with another guy....lets say that turned into a cluster fuck. I'm doing well. Worked a double shift at my job, but it went smoothly. Trying to grow enough balls to ask a girl out...but knowing me I'll back out because I think I've been friend zoned by her.[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 06.50' post='809742']I know, I'm trying to convince myself it's a bad idea. Semi-succeeding. GL with the friend zone. I exist in the friend zone of almost every guy I have ever met. Anyone who tries to tell me that guys don't have friend zones is totally lying.[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 20 2007, 06.53' post='809745']I'd really stay out of that. All it will lead to is drama and drama=bad. I have a friend zone, so yes they would be lying. That zone is more like a hazy thing though, and sometimes girls move out of it. Girls confuse me though, and it can take the 2x4 of flirting to knock it into my head at times. I'm really rather dense when it comes to girls...[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 06.58' post='809748']Don't blame you. We're pretty effed up for the most part. Then again, guys are possibly worse.[/quote] Relationships. Lets face it, we'll never figure em out. [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 07.07' post='809752']I'll drink to that! I figure I'm one of the few 19 years old girls who already knows she's doomed to be single forever. :ack:[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='May 20 2007, 07.10' post='809753']Well I feel like that quite often. Then again I'm 20 and have been single for around 2 and half years I think... We can be silly life time single folk together! :P[/quote] [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 20 2007, 07.15' post='809755']Yay! We just need cats running everywhere to make it perfect. :)[/quote] You two make a perfect couple - bless! [b]HEADLINE: Lany's Party Report[/b] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 20 2007, 12.37' post='809857']Good Morning/Afternoon had a good time yesterday. party kind of went in 2 phases...a day phase and an evening one. several people with whom I am now upset failed to show...some after saying in the morning that they would be there. all in all, it was nice. the weather held for the most part...it got a little cool and rained for a few brief periods, but the tent kept us all dry. I'll put up a couple of pics later. MLA, Angie and S. John all showed up. As promised MLA brought her daughters and my son has a crush. That's right. the little one loves Mellony. she was great and played with him a lot. first thing this morning he asked if she was coming back today :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 20 2007, 15.21' post='809928'][url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0001.jpg]S. John[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0002.jpg]MLA[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0003.jpg]Ria[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0004-2.jpg]Mellony and Brat[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0005.jpg]Angie and Mellony[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0006.jpg]Minion[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0009.jpg]Brat[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0011.jpg]Me [/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0012.jpg]me posed by Brat[/url] [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/PICT0045.jpg]me[/url] [url=http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/LanyCassandra/Party/?start=0]All pics (boring)[/url][/quote] Looks like a great time was had by all. I hope it was nobody from this thread that let you down? [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='May 20 2007, 15.45' post='809948']We really enjoyed ourselves ,even though we weren't there for long. Got lost (again) going to Rec Center in Harford County. Ended up being a disappointing evening for the babygirl who said : "I should have just stayed at your party and played with the little guy,Alex He was more fun." Toby (the beau) is up poops creek without a paddle! Glad you liked the taco dip. I was so happy to be able to meet some of you for real. :love: Hope John and Angie had a safe trip home/hotel.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 20 2007, 19.57' post='810155']i can't even read the word taco without thinking filthy thoughts, so when i read about MLA's taco dip...:uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='May 20 2007, 20.06' post='810163']Trust you to turn "taco dip" into an euphuism.[/quote] Yeah funny how that happens with IW ain't it. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='May 20 2007, 16.16' post='809980']Had to save my pussy. Been letting him outside a bit more with the "spring" weather. I also was hoping he would prove himself by killing a few squirrels or something. He doesn't seem to be very savvy about the ways of the wilds, especially for a Coon cat. I open the door and step outside to check on him and I hear him running towards me. I see a flash of red and right on his heels is a fairly large fox (13-15 lbs) I step in between the two and begin the 300 Spartan stairdown (yes I was barefoot) with the fox. Having no spear the fox survived and lived to run off in the opposite direction. My fellow warrior and I returned home unharmed but battle tested.[/quote] Nice story about Sandor there. [quote name='Nora Stark' date='May 21 2007, 02.28' post='810415']We had a SAVI speaker tell us the other night that some middle schoolers in NJ told her their base system is as follows: 1st: IMing 2nd: talking on the phone 3rd: eye contact Home: everything all at once WTF kinda sense does that make?!? :dunno:[/quote] Thats net dating for you. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 21 2007, 12.14' post='810647']Morning MG and DJ... I was up all night sick to my stomach...I still don't feel well...all that fat food this weekend I guess :sick:[/quote] Oh no - hope you have not poisoned everyone Lany. Get well soon. Alright you maggots, since you've got better things to do than marchin' up and down the square you can go. Go on! Hop it! Left, right, left, right, left! Alright I will stop the Monty Python now, spam review back tomorrow.