Yes I'm back so how did you guess cos the last time you were really impressed! Thats right spammers, its finally here. The moment you've all been waiting for. The triumphant, magnificent, earth-shattering return of the one and only [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post![/b] Note that this is a light spam review covering the beginning and end of TTTNE v.84. The only thing that happened in the middle of the thread was me passing my exam and everyone knows about that by now. So here's just a light scattering of spam that caught my eye this morning: [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='May 9 2007, 18.17' post='794812']Hi thread. i got in so much trouble for being in here. Deliah almost stopped talking to me. I had shamed heaped upon me.[/quote] Shamed for being a spammer? Why this is terrible forsoothe I say! Don't be ashamed of your spamming inclinations GD - we got your back. And it should be pointed out that Deliah used to visit her unique brand of snark upon the thread back in the day, it would be nice to feel the sharp edge of her tongue again some day. [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 10 2007, 00.52' post='795474']DP do you still wanna hook up with my friend in NC...she just wants to have sex...no strings. I would hate to disappoint her. Besides, I need someone to help keep her busy while I hook up ;)[/quote] Lany taking thread pimping to a new level here. A little later on DP was having some fun pretending to be rich: [quote name='dornish prince' date='May 10 2007, 00.56' post='795480']you have stumbled onto a yarn that i've been spinning. although i am a burton, i have nothing to do with burton snowboards. i am not filthy rich, do not have a trust fund and my child support isn't 8200 but 800 per month. i AM, however; incredibly drunk.[/quote] [quote name='Lany Cassandra' date='May 10 2007, 01.05' post='795498']I have learned...the drunk DP wants to hook up, the sober one likes a little romance. *makes first plan: get DP drunk as soon as possible*[/quote] So true. Of most men. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 12 2007, 02.42' post='798795']It was so cute the other day. The kids wanted IW and to watch America's funniest videos with them. We all cuddled on the couch together and the kids were happy campers. It is funny how the small things make kids happy. The kids love their dad so much, but it shocks me how much they like hanging with IW. Domi goes to him to read books before me. They are always climbing on him and asking him to play. I am glad they like him, it makes it so much easier on the relationship. Of course they have no worries, the kids know they come first and IW promotes that and wants to the kids to come first. I think that is why they dont like their dad's GF. They dont feel they come before her and she shows no signs of putting them first. So of course they resist her and dont want her around. Damn but kids are smart.[/quote] This story was so cute I actually said "awww" out loud in the office. That was an Almost True story right there. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='May 12 2007, 17.38' post='799267']Ex blow off the kids again. He was supposed to call the kids to tell them if he had the funds to see them this weekend. Instead of calling he just blow them off and went to his GF's. To a 6 and 7 yr old this comes across as- I had the money to see my GF not you. I love the GF more. On the weekend I am supposed to see you, I would rather be with her. The thing is he really thinks this chick is so great and all she does is come between the kids and him. For some reason he does not see this. He ses the GF all the time, but he is lucky to see his kids once a month. He says he has no money to pay child support, yet he has hte funds to drive an hour and back to see the GF all the time. He cant live one weekend without seeing her to spend time with his kids?. Why we think the GF is bad: Well she knows that he is supposed to be with the kids and not once says "no" go be with your kids. Somehow she convinces him to be with her. Kids were in town with their dad, and somehow she pulled him away one entire night, to be with her. Wow she really thinks the kids should come before her doesnt she. Then the best, the kids and I were in his town and he refused to see them cause he was with the GF. Of course she wanted him to stay with her and not see his kids. Wow he has picked him a winner there hasnt he. He thinks that she is so caring and wonderful and all she has done is made sure he picks her before his own children. I dont undsertand why anyone could think a child should come after them. It baffles me. Oh and to top it off she is a teacher. Sheesh poor kids in her class. So I am sure I will hear him bithcing at me about this since to this day he still reads everything I post. I am just so angry, the kids are upset pheb would not go to sleep until midnight waiting for her dad to call. Domi gets sick tummy when he even hears his dad or GF's name. They kids wake up upset cause this is the weekend they are supposed to be with their dad and he cant even call and tell them and say he cant be with them. Just nothing, total silence on his end. In fact if there was an emergency, I have no way of getting in touch with him. I am just sick of trying to be his friend and point out that this chick is trouble and watching my kids get hurt day after day. All I get back from him is how bad I am (well he did apologize for his words a few times), and I am just being jealous. I am actually trying to help him, because he is the father of my children. This chick is trouble and I am not going to sit and watch him get hurt and have him hurt his children in the process. ok sorry for the rant, but seeing my kids in tears right off this morning was a bit much.[/quote] :grouphug: x a million to GC. Hope you enjoyed your weekend despite the asshole Ex. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 13 2007, 09.13' post='800012']There's something in the water, I don't know what it is, but there is, and it's making me have a life and not be on the thread. Shit, spam review is tomorrow. Holy crap, I have 23 pages to review! Ay yi yi. Plus the stuff from the previous thread... alas, MG, you owe me one.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='May 13 2007, 13.32' post='800093'] just cut and paste an old one, no one will know the difference. :uhoh: spam is spam is spam is spam? :dunno: and if MG owes you one, then who owes MG one? you gotta pay it forward. stab him to death at the end of the movie.[/quote] Just cut and paste an old one? You think nobody would notice the difference? This spam review is a serious business I'll have you know and nothing but a review of the highest quality will do. Oh and J-Nox how can I owe you one if you did not publish a spam review in my absence, hmmm? Into Sunday's spam now: [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='May 14 2007, 02.11' post='800515']I am thinking that there is no way possible I can do the review today. That's threads 81, 82, 83, and this one... :stunned: Way too much for a Noxchild to handle + RL up the wazoo. Me and the Goat are gonna need to do some serious reviewing sometime. Plus me not being much on TTTNE much lately... Ay, folks, no spam review today. Sorry. :( I managed to get 6 or 7 pages of 83 before I realised this was going to be a long time. The Noxchild promises it will come. Eventually. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='May 14 2007, 02.39' post='800529']Um, why is the review necessary. I mean if it becomes a job then whats the point.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='May 14 2007, 03.25' post='800555']Truth, Jag. The reviews are great reading. But this place is all about fun, not work. :) I recall when MG first started doing them. The original "re-posts" were from long ago threads. It was really cool seeing old classic posts suddenly resurface for a second look-see. Like opening time capsules. ;)[/quote] Actually I quite agree with Jagged. Sometimes this is too much like work and thats not fun. I started doing it because I was reading through the thread each morning and just wanted to reply to some stuff I saw posted the day or two previously and it grew from there really. Spam is like fashion, a contemporary factor of its time in history. Sure its nice to look back and see what was going on but you've got to move with the times, go with the flow. Last weeks spam is old news, now there is new news, new spam, new frontiers to conquer. With that said I will be going back to read TTTNE v.83 next and might pull some quotes together if anything takes my fancy. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='May 14 2007, 13.38' post='800818']Personaly I think MG should win it with a marathon spam review[/quote] You see this would have been cool, however when I tried to post the review, at about the right time I think, my browser crashed and in fact I had to rewrite the whole damn thing cos I had not followed my own advice and copied it into a Notepad file. What a dumbass! Oh well. Stay spammy thread.