Oooh you know this is gonna be one hell of an awesome edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - yeah baby! This Bumper Friday Edition Part One includes spam taken from TTTNE v.76 and kicks off with a big headline story! [size=6][b]BIG HEADLINE: Mr Pebble Cannot Hide[/b][/size] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.33' post='761660']Ok now the office is boss free I can spam a bit more openly, Its not completly empty so have to be careful and prentend to do some work while at this desk. Unfortuantly I can't stay as I have a reall job to do. I'll be back soon. give me about an hour. and I'm all yours[/quote] So this post was the real Pebble leaving to do some work, however: [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.44' post='761682']Ooo look, she forgot to lock her computer and has now left the office. Time for some revenge! Who am I posting as anyway aha, The Pebble that Hides, Now I know what you log on as you ain't safe How much time does The pebble that Hides spend here anyway, She always tells me she works very hard.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.46' post='761684']she spends little to no time here while she is at work...her short visits during work hours are the highlight of my day.[/quote] Good cover DP, I'm sure he did not guess. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.49' post='761695']I'm not sure if I should believe you Dornish Prince, Don't worry I am not going to report her. I am not her boss, No Its more like she is my Boss![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.51' post='761701']she is hardly ever on here. always working hard. BTW, whoever you are, i hope someone breaks into your home and sticks your toothbrush in your dogs ass, then puts it back. no, no, that's not good enough, since dogs asses are cleaner than your mouth. i hope they leave upper deckers in all your toilets, crabs in your underwear drawer, and wank in your shampoo. edit: yo ben! :cheers:[/quote] Ewww IW, ewww. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.53' post='761707']Oh you want to know who I am, Well I work just across the office isle way and I am Her Husband, Hey don't tell my Wife, she has been taken over. I need my revenge my darling wife has only changed the screensaver on my works PC to show a rather embossing photo of me, and I can't change it. It says I need to be an administrator.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.55' post='761714']Whether it really is Pebble's husband or just a particularly bizarre prank on her part this is so making the review - you can't keep stuff a secret here you know![/quote] I'm just saying I called this one early. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.55' post='761716']well if that's the case, then i take back those terrible things i said. but, a husband or boyfriend sneaking in on their wife or girlfriends or mistresses account? that is just wrong! [i]i[/i] would never do such a thing. :P[/quote] Hmmm. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 16.59' post='761731']:lol: yeah! it's definitely gotta be her husband if she is the boss. GC is definitely the boss of me now. :cry:[/quote] You are so whipped IW. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.03' post='761743']Ok anybody care to tell be how I can show you that picture of my wife it was my original screensaver, which is if I'm honest the reason she took over my PC in the first place. I've tried copying and pasting it in, it did not work? I will only get in trouble if I'm caught, you won't tell on me will you? theMountain Goat what is this review? And how much will I have to pay you to keep it secret? And it does say "your system administrator disabled the Display control panel"[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.04' post='761748']actually uh, it's IdolWarship's [i]Almost Daily Spam Review[/i] so any bribery would go to me. PM me for my paypal information. :)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.05' post='761751']whats PM?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.06' post='761752']private massage. eta: fuck! freudian slip. private [i]message[/i][/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.07' post='761755']Yes blame IW - its all his fault![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.08' post='761760']thanks MG! i take that as a compliment! :smug:[/quote] Something tells me Mr Pebble would not have known how to paypal a bribe to IW anyway. [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.14' post='761775']Mr Pebble-who-is-not-hiding-right-now-but-wants-us-to-help-hide-him-for-fear-of-his-diminutive-wife tell us why we should side with you rather than her, someone we have got to know the last few months, who I think we all regard as a friend. I'm talking dirt man - dish it![/quote] You can't blame a reporter for taking advantage of this situation Pebble, can you? [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.15' post='761776']I better go now, I don't want to get caught. I will see about this Hosting thing or Photo bucket. I will try again latter or may be tomorrow. I may even join up, myself.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.18' post='761783']do it brother. :cheers: and good luck when she finds out. because they ALWAYS find out. for instance, i looked at some pr0n once or 50 times on here thinking i was all sneaky and stuff. nope. totally busted. in fact, this post was my confession.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.19' post='761788']I was gonna say IW now that you have broadband you can watch all the high speed better quality feeds now![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.21' post='761792'][i]i don't know what you're talking about.[/i] :uhoh:[/quote] Its such a pity GC does not read the review, I should PM this confession to her so she can't miss it. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.26' post='761797']She is still not back, I have made a few calls to make sure my wife is delayed. She so hates it when people stop her for stupid things. If my friends do this right she will be tearing her hair out before she is back. You should keep this a secret so I can continue my mischief and provide you with lots of embarrassing facts, and pictures. Just ask her about Sheds! I bet I can guess her password, and now I know her user name it should be very easy, just wait till we get the internet back on at home. What is this book, She is always reading books. I am just wondering how weird or geeky you people are. I know the know how much of a geek my wife is. What do you want to know about her?[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.27' post='761799']So we need a thread consensus on this subject then: 1. Do we believe that really was Mr Pebble? 2. Do we attempt to cover up the fact that he was here (if it is) and assist in his evil plan to pull a prank on his wife? Though of course Pebble could easily find out by reading back through this thread. What do you all think, do we tell her? Put in in the review? Opinions please.[/quote] Pebble - notice I was being impartial in this decision, I did not vote, merely brought up the subject that needed to be discussed. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.29' post='761803']well, we KNOW it wasn't her, because whoever it is can spell. and yes mr. pebbles, there are some very geeky weird people here. i am not one of them however, i've never read the books. hell, i can't even read![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.36' post='761816']And please don't tell my wife, you have no idea how much it will hurt when she finds out. So I might as well have my fun. I am going to feel her wrath anyway. You are right my wife can't spell, you noticed that then. Well this was open but minimised at the bottom of her screen. I just had to look at what she was looking at, I know she claims to work very hard, and I never believed her.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.38' post='761821']Tell us this story about sheds?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.46' post='761839']I was working in Dunton during the stalker incident, I have moved here with the launch of the Tiger Engine. I am so glad that bastard is behind bars. Although if that guy had made a move for her, My wife probably would have kicked his ass, She know too much Judo and she would not have taken anything lying down. I will be even happier once we move, although that will be quite a while yet. We still have so much to do. I know we where hoping to move over Easter, but that has passed.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.48' post='761845']hmmmmm... fuck it, i wasn't sure until now, but i'm convinced. the stalker has escaped. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 17.49' post='761850']Was it really you driving that white van? Sicko![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.02' post='761885']I hope you are not implying that I am her stalker, that is not funny. I was as worried as hell. Wendy seamed to take it far to lightly. The Guy is a nutcase, he might have had a weapon and killed her. I don't know what I would have done if I lost her, she means everything to me. Don't have time to go into details but how many times do you think the same person can lock themselves in the same shed. Wendy has done that at least 18 times! And if you have ever met her I'm sure you know about that squeaky – hyperventilating laugh. Plus she has been writing this story I tell you it is twisted. I thought I knew my wife but when I read some of that it scared the crap out of me. (did have to decode the spelling first) Oh and she is one of the only people I know that is shorter than me, she still gets asked for ID at the cinema for a 15. Tell me what you want to know and I will let you know. Think I better go now. If I have left for home before she comes back I may just get away with this. I think I will join up here and I will send you those photos.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.12' post='761904']well, i think of myself as kind of like Templeton Rat around here, so if you let me eat out of a pigs trough, mr. pebbles, then i will help you out. and no, i wasn't implying that you are really her stalker. just a veryveryvery tasteless joke like all of the jokes i make. :cheers: :lol:@ getting locked in the same shed 18 times. if pebbles ever wins the 1000th post, then that should be her theme. the shed that never ends, or something.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.15' post='761908']Okay, MG. This part sells it for me. He seems like a nice guy. She's gonna find out anyway with a back read of the thread. Folks would have to spam like mad to bury it deep. Can't help there. I got's tons to do. :([/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.17' post='761911']Well there you have it then, we can settle this the Spam way. If you want to help Mr Pebble hide then spam like crazy NOW![/quote] Again notice my neutrality here, I left it completely up to the spammers of the thread. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.17' post='761912']you heard him folks. i think we can hit 1000 by 12:30 my time. it's 12:21 now.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.18' post='761913']Guess the strip poker game is on hold for now. I'm going to have to leave for work in a bit myself.[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.20' post='761917']Actually the strip poker game would be the perfect cover. A cover while getting uncovered as it were ;)[/quote] Err, well I guess I have to take some blame for encouraging the strip poker. Not that much encouragement was required of course. [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.26' post='761930']Sadly I won't be around to see how this plays out live but I am fairly certain this story will break sometime in the next day and a half. Read all about it in the next edition of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - out on a spamstand near you on Friday! Goodnight thread.[/quote] Just a small advertisement. I really should charge you guys for this shit you know. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.27' post='761934']Night MG, darlin'. :kiss: **Plots to score another MG massage in the morning...**[/quote] Anytime hon. [b]HEADLINE: A plot uncovered?[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 18.56' post='761999']Arrrrrrrrrghhhh! What is it with everyone and their PC's today? I go out to do this simple job, yes its gonna take a while ant ist the other side of the plant. You get that done no prob. On the way back just about everyone seams to ask me stupid questiuons I have had to reset 6 passwords. Adjust eth resultoin on one PC. Plug the mous ein on another. Convince someone that I can't tell if the pc they are interested in is worth it just cos you tell me it’s a HP. Then tell them not to go to PC world, if you want a decent pc use the internet. Ebuyer is a good place to start. No I don't know how to fix or what wrong with your home PC, I need more info than it has this error message, tell me what error message. You got problems with your wireless broad band and can I tell them whats wrong with it, not without looking at it. Oh yes and adjust the brightness cos some one turned it so far down they can't see anything. Has everyone all turned thick or what? And these are people who should know better, I know most of them, some even came to our wedding. Ok [/rant] So whats been happening and can someone give me a hug Be back in a mo, just gonna get my dinner. Its lucky I brought it in today as the canteen is now shut![/quote] Okay so Pebble has returned from a series of bizarre hold ups from Mr Pebble's friends, but will she find out what went on? [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.18' post='762037']Thanks for the :grouphug: guys you know how to make me feel better. So anything interesting happen since I been away think you have had several posts or should I just wait till friday and MG's reveiw?[/quote] When I read this I thought, no way! This is a set up. Pebble playing a test on us all, but apparantely this is the wrong conclusion: [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.30' post='762059']Aw, wait for the review, Peb. Play instead. :D[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.31' post='762061']Nah, we've been kinda dull today. I've been in and out...it's been not dull, but everyone seems off their feed today.[/quote] So Q and V do their best to keep the secret secret, but: [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.35' post='762073']you now what. Pebble is my friend, so I say go back and reread the missed pages...then play strip poker :D[/quote] Lany spills the beans. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.36' post='762077']I don't like the sound of that Lany, is there something I should know? :read:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.39' post='762089']:spank: 's Lany[/quote] I'm sure she only did it to get your spankings. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.41' post='762096']Pebs!!! I... OOOHHHHHH! *Starts wringing hands*[/quote] At least V had the grace to look ashamed of her actions. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.57' post='762140']I don't know what to say. Lany thank you for telling me. And to think that the rest of you were going to keep it quiet. I don't know what I'm going to do, but you can be sure I'll get my revenge on short'n sideways! Its not gonna be pleasent for him that you can garantee. I guess it explains all those people keeping me bussy and driving me insaine earlier. I have 4 hours before I leave for home. So I have some time to think up my response.[/quote] So there you go, Mr Pebble's plot is uncovered. Now the question becomes, what will she do to him in revenge? [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.14' post='762167']Sorry, babe. :( He seems like such a nice guy. That's what got my vote.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.51' post='762221']Q he may seem such a nice guy, I married him after all. But I can't believe you sided with him over me. GC hubby took over my account while I was away from my desk and has been spilling secrets and threatening photos. As well as arranging for me to get a headache from lots of people at work keeping me occupied. V yes I still :love: you its just that I expected better of you and Q Or if you really want to know GC just ask your boyfriend, seams at one point he was trying to protect me by hoping that my husbands toothbrush got covered in dogshit.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.56' post='762233']To be fair, Peb. For a long while I thought it was you messing with our heads. And, I missed all the "spill secrets/photos" stuff. I wouldn't "side with anyone over you", babe. Gimme another chance? :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.57' post='762235']but you still did not tell me you will have another chance, but I will remain dissapointed in you. Only Lany had the courage to tell me. Ben, Banna and MG are also in the bad book at the mo. Seems there was a conspirisy to hide hubbys infiltration from me by exsesive spam and strip poker. I am sure there are others and will make a detailed list.[/quote] Not fair to blame Ben and Bana, they stayed clear out of it. I was only trying to find out what was going on and digging some dirt (I am a spam reporter afterall ;) ). I mean we could have told him lots of dirt on you, how to post pictures, how to look at your post history - plenty of stuff that would have got you in big trouble. I just wanted to see how the situation was gonna play out really. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.02' post='762243']No. You're right, I didn't. I kinda wanted to stay out of it and I shouldn't have. I'm very sorry. When I was reading your post about what all he had people doing to tie you up I was shocked because I've done a job similar to yours and I know what an imposition that kind of thing is. I was still reading your stuff when I saw Lany tell you to go back and read. That's when I started "hand wringing" because I felt badly for not saying anything. Can't defend myself.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.03' post='762246']The strip poker was Bana's idea and I went along because I couldn't be sure who the heck was posting. I thought ignoring them the best policy until we could be sure it was you. I was also gone before you came back so it would have been hard for me to tell you about it. Sorry Pebble. :kiss:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.03' post='762247']Oh and if Hubby comes back do tell him I can do far worse to his PC than change the desktop setting. I could make it play [i]that[/i] song, all the time. He'll know the one.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.10' post='762260']Wait, Mr. Pebble took over for a while? When? Ok, I'm confused.....[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.10' post='762262']Aww, Peb. *Massages shoulders*. As you can see, I knew you'd find out anyway. *grovels*[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.20' post='762290']Oh hon. I do feel terrible. I was reading that stuff between calls in here - it's been nutso at work today - and I was like....this is not a good idea, but I didn't speak up. I promise, going forward, only the good kind of bad! **Nods firmly** I mean it.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.24' post='762294']Allright V, your off the hook for now[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.25' post='762296']Name your terms, fair Lady.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.29' post='762304']Well you can start with a chest massarge and see where that leads *wonders if hubby is gonna read this, prob wont as will have to read it while at work tommorow*[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.35' post='762313']With the full knowledge that hubby's gonna kill me... *Applies liberal amount of lotion and gets to work. *[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.48' post='762349']I wish PM [i]did[/i] stand for Private Massage. I'd love getting PM's even more...[/quote] Hahahaha! (this was in relation to an IW comment above, way above) [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.56' post='762368']Yes I know you all love me, and it was bad judgement. But hubby also loves me and is also guilty of Bad judgement, does that mean I should just let him get away with it. Oh if he does join up he I have lots of things to tell/show you, like why You should call him short'n sideways![/quote] That sounds like a [i]really[/i] bad nickname to have. [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.00' post='762374']So, I'm off the hook? *continues massage more fervently* I don't have to massage him, do I? :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.10' post='762396']well I'm not hurt, its not as if he waas pretending to be me, and has not done much cept breifly mention the shed thing. (just like to point out, this happend a long time ago I was still at school and my parents have told him about it) I did change his desktop background from an embarrising pic on me (as a 1 year old) to one of him in a dress. And I stoped him from changing it. (run gpedit.msc) If he comes here and I spot him then I will let you all know.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.12' post='762400']Whew!. :lol: Ummm. If he does join, will that cause a problem with the usual rather ribald nature of our exchange of posts? Or is he the sort of fellow who realizes this is all in good dirty fun? We, certainly, I will tailor as suits your needs. And will be a willing participant in any nefarious plan you have for him. :lol: [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.19' post='762415'] Well I doubt he will post much if he does join in, and will prob know its all just fun. However I think it would be best to tone it down while he's arround. I very much doubt he will read through pages just to see what I've said. Will just have to be sensible if hes active on the thread. No one tell him how to log on annon and we will be allright.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.27' post='762445']To be fair Peb...I told cause I thought you were testing us. Your hubby spells almost as bad as you and you seemed to indicate you knew something had happened when you got back. I thought you were messing with us...wondering if anyone would tell.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.35' post='762464']I'm sure I won't get any hassel, but I am sensative to my hubbys feelings. Don't what to hurt him really. Hes the type of guy that it would not bother to start with but then he will be mulling overing in the back of his mind and may feel slightly put out, even though he knows there is nothing in it. Just don't have blatant smileysex when hes active. Which won't be for a couple of days at the least. One thing he don't know is my log in name, and I'm changing my password. Won't leave it open for him either.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 22.42' post='762477']yes I suppose it is pritty funny now that I look back on it.[/quote] Hah! An admittance of the facts - finally! [b]HEADLINE: How Pebble met Mr Pebble[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.19' post='762541']Well think it was me who ensnared him. we were sent on a training course togther for three weeks (there was about 20 of us) well lets just say I was not interested I was 20, he was this old man (almost 30) I did not mind being his friend and I was flattered by al;l the attention he showered on me. A bit like the attention Q shows Soph but for real without being too creepy. Well after a few years I let him get close, still would not date him as such, but gradually I fell for him as he would do anything for me, and I mean anything. well I was so scared I would hurt him if I dated him and it fell through. well one of his cousins had a chat with me at a party, and it kinda made me realise how much I cared for him, and to give it a shot. 2.5 years latter we where engauged and last year we married. What can I say, he was persistant, even when I was dating other younger guys![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.26' post='762548']Aww! What a great story! Good for him! I like him already. Just two things... 30 = "Old guy"???!!! :spank: And the attention I show Soph is creepy? I'm crushed but not enough to refrain from another :spank:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.37' post='762562']30 is old when you are just 20, only just qualified. espaecailly when this 30 year old is rather short of hair and has very thick glasses. erm I can't say I found him a hunky guy. Although I am amazingly attractived to him now. This sound nasty. its not ment to be like that. i should say hes no brad pitt or Tom Braddy for that matter. he was so intense and I wanted fun nothing serrious at the time. oh and Q, if this was real life your could be considered Sophs stalker![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.43' post='762567']:eek: Thank God, it's not RL. She doesn't think along those lines, does she?! Nah. Couldn't be. Soph and I traded many a PM way back. She knows I luvs her to pieces in my own little demented fashion. :D[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.48' post='762570']yes she know you luv her Q. that must be why she turned bright red when I mentioned I had a message to give her from you. Had not even told her what that message was![/quote] Still waiting to hear that full story . . . [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.10' post='762603']i wasn't on much today for long spaces....you found out about the old man, didn't you pebble. i had everthing minimized for hours at a time and am just now rereading......[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.11' post='762604']Oh yes I found out. I'm just plotting what I'm gonna do[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.12' post='762606']make it something fun :) and sneaky ;)[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.12' post='762607']i knew as soon as he did it...i was like, oops...you're ass is grass buddy... he was nice though...[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.14' post='762609']don't worry I will get back at him. I won't be too hard on him just make sure he is embaressed. or maybe I will ake him do that! (he won't like it but I will enjoy myself) Did not really do too much damage, don't think he spilled that much. don't mean I cant milk it though [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.03' post='762588']ok I'm going home now as well. Got to have a long talk to Hubby, or maybe I'll wait and see if he thinks he got away with it and trys again[/quote] As of the end of this thread Pebble has still not announced the outcome of this so Mr Pebble may still be unaware. So if he does come back be aware of this situation. Well there was some other things happening in this thread, hard to believe as that may be - lets cover them now: [b]HEADLINE: IW and the spider in his underwear[/b] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.41' post='762095']I am fine but hungry as a horse. Laughing at IW cause he found a spider in his boxers while putting them on. He swears every spider is a brown recluse. Now he is telling me some spiders plant eggs in your skin and some other silly stuff. IW has seen too many horror movies I think. The thing is there are alot of brown recluses in this area so it is better to be cautious than not. I hate to spray to kill bugs but with kids I might have to.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 18 2007, 19.57' post='762142']I sympathize with IW. I don't like spiders in my shorts either.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.02' post='762148']I can see it now I am going to torture him with "Is that a spider in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?" jokes[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.10' post='762158']you can buy those fake plastic spiders that look real and glue them to his underwear :devil:[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 18 2007, 20.13' post='762165']hahaha unsam good idea. My daughter and son have those plastic spiders and animals all over their room. You can through one at my daughter and she looks at me like I am an idiot. But if you throw it and scream at the same time she wills cream at the top of her lungs. Poor child I torment her so.[/quote] Hahahaha! [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 18 2007, 21.01' post='762239']Did someone say [i]bribe[/i]?[/quote] This was in relation to something in the previous spam review. And yes TC I am prepared to bribe you with PM (private massage) for the story. [b]ADVERTISEMENT: DJ's DJ Rockin Show[/b] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.26' post='762550']hey deej you radio show starts next week right? what time does it start and end could you give us the link again[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 18 2007, 23.28' post='762552']East Coast - 5am til 7am, yea, April 23rd, this Monday it starts again[/quote] The link to the website is in DJ Don's sig so check it out if you want to listen to a great radio show. [b]HEADLINE: TTTNE calendar poses[/b] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.33' post='762648']no...I was thinking about the Qartheen robe (bared breast) with Quoth on his knees before me. he said he'd pose however I wanted the silly fool :rofl:[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.54' post='762681']i'm so fucking nervous about my photo... i could just about cuss profusely. ETA: the one for the calendar, not the one on horselove.com :|[/quote] :o [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.57' post='762683']You're nervous? Why? I'm sure you'll look great. And you're July so you can be all hot and wet too :D I'm just thinking off different possible ideas for mine, but I guess it all depends on what month I get.[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 19 2007, 00.59' post='762687']which means that i gotta have my shirt off. :cry: i might not be in shape in time.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 19 2007, 01.02' post='762691']Well, you can do what you want with your pic but some of us would be very dissapointed if your shirt stayed on :)[/quote] All the ladies of the thread instantly agreed. [quote name='14th Dragon' date='Apr 19 2007, 13.47' post='763265']If I am going to be on the calendar thing I need to be in peak shape.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 19 2007, 14.10' post='763287']I'm taking my calendar picture with my parka on...[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 14.12' post='763291']why? you are not a bad looking guy. just a hat and sunglasses should be fine :P (and you know I am just teasing) maybe I should say a parka would make you look hot... especially if taken in the summer ;) :lol:[/quote] I don't think we want to see a sweaty Master Baiter, that would just be too much :uhoh: [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 19 2007, 08.15' post='763041']IW only writes really short or very long posts. Hmmm...[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 19 2007, 08.20' post='763043']i do? :uhoh: i mean...i do! :cheers: but seriously, i'm not sure why that is. if i write very long, people are annoyed and think to themselves that i am an attention whore who talks too much. if i write very short, they think, what a moron, he can't even form a sentence. i must find some kind of middle ground. i think i may have done just that! :stunned:[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 19 2007, 08.23' post='763045']Attention whore or moron, I still enjoy your posts...[/quote] The perfect summing up of IW and his posting style. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 19 2007, 14.26' post='763305']My boss just smacked me on the ass with a file folder. :o I'm beginning to think I work in harrassment central. First the thickalicious thing and now I get smacked on the ass with a folder? What the? No, I didn't say anything, I was preoccupied. I think I said "HEY!" but that was about it. I'm usually pretty adamant about that kind of thing. If nothing else, I don't like what it says about the respect. I'm the only female so I have to be a little more :box: , you know? It's just me, I have to draw the lines myself. Will see if it happens again. He knows I'll speak up if I'm not happy. I don't anticipate a repeat. It did shock me, though.[/quote] I don't think you should have let that one go by. Put a firm stop to that sort of thing before it gets out of hand. [quote name='Stonehelm' date='Apr 19 2007, 15.22' post='763399']Do I look different to anyone?[/quote] Did you do something with your helm? [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 19 2007, 15.38' post='763446']I must go dog tending - but never fear -I WILL return and when I do, I expect everyone to be nekkid and playing an instrument[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 19 2007, 15.39' post='763449']Dibs on the ukelele![/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: The Return Of The King[/b] [quote name='scrahan' date='Apr 19 2007, 02.32' post='762773']You titled this TTNE in honor of me? I'm touched.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 19 2007, 02.33' post='762775']Yeah, but your touching yourself......[/quote] Good reply FD. However the real king did return later: [quote name='Colder Hands' date='Apr 19 2007, 16.19' post='763529']aptly title thread. the King is here![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 19 2007, 16.21' post='763537']CH! *Gives kazoo fanfare*[/quote] [quote name='Colder Hands' date='Apr 19 2007, 16.34' post='763556']howdy gang. missed ya all. TC kept me abreast of the situation here. i heard there were several new faces. always a pleasure to meet new peeps. i fear my visit will be brief. but i was stopping by to reply to a PM from the bandito and thought i would say hello until next time my friends.... *poof*[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.05' post='763624']I have answered CH private message. The answer is :pirate:[/quote] Good to see CH in the thread. I have no idea what the question was if that was the answer. [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.25' post='763725']OK I have returned - let the instruments start![/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.26' post='763730']I have drum sticks...at least that was what Q said these long hard things were ;)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.27' post='763737']well Lany with those sticks you can play my drum[/quote] Nice image there. [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.29' post='763748']damn or not :D[/quote] Lany hits the 1k and the secret peace breaching commences. [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.35' post='763769']I will now post my non-threatening, in no way to be construed as creepy, innocuous post to the Mod who shall remain nameless for fear of unwanted litigation. This post is revocable at will and is intended solely for the use of the intended recipient, whosoever that may be, while in no way implying that same was intended for any particular recipient.[/quote] Hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: Ben's fantasy - two women fighting over him?[/b] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.34' post='763768']BENI - my sex slave[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.40' post='763786']Hey - he was my slave first, n00b! I even had him fitted with a collar[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.41' post='763791']I'm all for sharing, my Masters.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 17.42' post='763795']you used to call me [i]Mistress[/i][/quote] Of course this all leads to: [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 19 2007, 18.05' post='763854']woo hoo tttne orgy![/quote] I still can't wait for the real life one in Lany's secret basement - it will be so awesome. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 19 2007, 18.15' post='763875']Well kiddy I think the orrigonal terms where one night of the best sex you have ever had, then you spend the rest of your life chained to my pleasure palace. your uniform includes a neck collar and loin cloth. and lots of baby oil. Your duties are to service the needs of all TTTNE's members[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 19 2007, 18.17' post='763879']so you were the one who stole my contracts.[/quote] We have the greatest contracts round here. Oh yeah! Alright there is more still to come - part two on its way later today.