Sorry for the long delay in posting this part two of [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post[/b] - staff shortages, traffic delays, cutbacks, policy - yeah blame those not me. Anyway on with the spam: [b]HEADLINE: Best opening post ever?[/b] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.09' post='754038']Looking at Forum Games, one has the feeling that spammers have always been spammers, ever since youth. It is always something of a joy when new ones come into the fray. First, they are taken and taught by the books they love in the aSoIaF threads. Then they grow up. Maybe General Chatter wants a troll. Entertainment wants a gossip. A shit-flinging reviewer for Literature, maybe. And sometimes, they come here. When one enters the Floating Spam, a massive vessel on the docks of Westeros, you can hear the overbearing smell and taste... of spam, that is. Newcomers come, and swear an oath to Capa Soph, lady of the Forum. To become [i]pezon[/i]. To become a part of the Secret Peace of Westeros. Usually, people abide. Usually, people listen. Usually, people do not disobey Capa Soph. She is rarely to come out of her castle on the docks, and she closes threads with a glance of her English eye, persuaded easily and with bribes. And squeeking. Then there are the trouble makers. The Gentleman Spammers, if you will. Always desiring the last word, even if Capa Soph's rules are quite clear. [i]Do not post in the thread after the 1000th post.[/i] Alas, we are human. We are ... tempted, if you will. Nothing pleases us more than seeing a person fall face-first in the dirt... oh, and spamming. We [i]are[/i] the best of all sorts. We [i]are[/i] the denizens of The Thread That Never Ends. We [i]do not[/i] abide to the sissy rules of thread limits... of GC, at least. We [i]are[/i] the Gentleman Spammers, and we're shooting a fuckin' [i]ballista[/i] bolt through the Secret Peace. (PS don't ban me)[/quote] Wow. [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.14' post='754050']:applause: *Builds to crescendo as all rise to a standing ovation.* Well done once again, Milady. :)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.24' post='754062']A tear in me Gentleman eye. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.27' post='754068']All hail the budding novelist. :kiss: Well Done Noxy Jo! You make the mamma spamsel proud. :love:[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.28' post='754071']I do say that was a well written start madame Nox.[/quote] Praise earned and deserved. [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.36' post='754082']Jo's start allows me to mention something that's been on my mind the last few days. In a recent Pratchett novel, the Watch barricaded streets around the Watch House when the rest of the city was going rather bonkers. (At parody of Les Miserables, so to speak). Anyway, Vimes, the Watch Commander, wandered off to take care of some things and was aghast on his return that the watchmen had , in his absence, slowly advanced the barricades to include more and more blocks as more citizens sought refuge behind them. He wondered what happens when there were more "rebels" behind the barricades than "law abiding citizens" in front of them. Over the last 6-12 months we've had the great fortune of many wonderful people join in our brand of insanity. It seems like every other day someone stops by, realizes what they've been missing and happily stays. As our ranks grow and grow, what happens when there's more posters "in here" than there are "out there"? As usual, there's no point to my rambling. Just wondering aloud. :)[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.38' post='754085']we all start asking for hard boiled eggs?[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.45' post='754092']Deep thinking here.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.47' post='754096']You can't slander me like that and get away with it! *Tickles MLA*[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.36' post='754083']If we follow the reasoning, with my post as Nemesis, I guess that makes me the Grey King :ninja:[/quote] Yes it does. [b]HEADLINE: Pebble's new av[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.28' post='754070']well what do you think? sorry Q, its not one of the pics I knew you where hoping for[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.40' post='754089']*peers at av* It's... *steps back from monitor. Peers at it some more* It's... Peb. It's a Chair? A Chair? It's even upolstered. It's not even a naked chair. And it's alone. It's not even an orgy of furniture but a single... Chair. I'm sorry to repeat myself but I'm having trouble getting past this.[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.45' post='754093']i think it is like the emperor's new clothes. only those of impure mind see the depravity of the new av[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.49' post='754102']Attention! Please mark this post! Unsam has declared that I have a pure mind. Somebody please back this up. I know I'll require proof at a later date.[/quote] Duly noted. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.52' post='754108']Its not that clear when its so little, I will provide the links to the bigger versions [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/Picture004.jpg]undefined[/url] [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/Picture003.jpg]undefined[/url] [url=http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/wendyduly/Picture002.jpg]undefined[/url] we did not spend all day in Alys hotel room. yes its a chair made of Guns. Its called the "Throne of weapons" and we decieded if ASOIAF was set today this would be the iron throne, (although we imagained ot to be bigger) this throne is made from the weapons left over by a civil war in Mozambique and is a sysmbol of peace! MB thats in the British museum room 25, think I should send the pics to GRRM?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 14 2007, 00.22' post='754151']I missed it then when I was there (or it wasn't there 12 years ago). I say send em![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 00.27' post='754161']It was made in 2001 so unless it was transported by a time machine it would not have been there.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 14 2007, 00.14' post='754138']I will concede the point that the larger versions look cool in a martial sort of way. Now about those "other" photos... :devil:[/quote] Yes we are still waiting on a full report of what went on in that hotel room and the pictures/video to go along with that . . . [b]HEADLINE: V learns of FD's long hours and tiredness[/b] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 01.30' post='754217']That's vile. What in the world do you do that has those kinds of weird hours? I know you're what? 3 hours behind me, but... Anything we can do to help? It looks like you have Peb and me all to yourself.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 01.34' post='754221']And to top it off, I have to be back at work tomorrow at 3. I won't get a break until Saturday's shift is done, which will be around 9-10 Saturday night. Ugh again. And I think that I might actually be too tired to properly enjoy the attentions of two willing women. How sad is that?[/quote] No comment. [b]HEADLINE: The Warm Place[/b] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.49' post='754099']I do enjoy our membership increase. The people who've come are great. However, I'm going to avoid being an arse like many people in gen chat are on a regular basis by being elitist. Their attitude is what bothers me.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 13 2007, 23.58' post='754113']Oh, man. I could not agree more, Drac. In no way was I suggesting any elitism crap. I will just find it strange when our [s]assimilation[/s] welcoming of the rest of the board in here inevitably occurs. :lol: Next step, I suppose, would be to set our sites on another board. :devil:[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 01.42' post='754226']I know I'm verrrry late to this party, but I wanted to say how grateful I am that someone said these things. I really thought it was me, and I was just not getting it. Lany. Darling. Ma Belle. NO ONE thinks you are an ass. You've had this new group boss thing going on all week, I'm new and even I know that. If you agreed not to celebrate then you weren't doing anything wrong! Just be grateful he did something special...and I hope you dug out that red silk number I know you have tucked away somewhere. ;) I can't see anyone over here thinking you're an ass. Now I hope you're enjoying your weekend. Thanks everyone. I feel better now.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 01.47' post='754231']I'm just an insomniac. I call it my vampiric tendency. Sun goes down, I'm raring to go. Sun comes up, it's like someone drugs me. At least you guys have an excuse to be not sleeping, it's work, right?[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 01.49' post='754233']V rule number one - according to some members of GenShat we are teh scum of the earth and TTTNE should be deteated at once and never allowed to return. However the truth is that we are better than them because we know we are all created equally and everyones is entitaled to their opinions. we exlcude nobody and welcome everybody. We don't Troll we just have :smileysex: We don't care about post counts and are happy in our home in forum games where its not just ok to be naked but even encouraged. Rule Number on for TTTNE'ers survival, what hapens here stays here and we keep out of their way. We don't draw attention to ourselves and keep the peace of the board.[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.00' post='754241']Insert string of really ugly epithets here...I just banged my hand into a table. I did NOT just do that! OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!! Brought tears to my eyes! That's gonna be black and blue in the morning. Scheisse! Piss. It's swelling. Sorry. I just don't have anyone else to complain to. GenShat! :rofl: You know, I could NOT figure out what it was with those guys. I know I'm out in left field mainly, but you would think that people that already have something in common could manage to get along, at least superficially, right? I admit, no one was ever outwardly nasty to me, but in general you wade through their stuff and it's like Row-err, half the time. I do go over there and comment sometimes, more than I probably should because they can be entertaining, and that's how I met Ben. (Doll!) But why is this group scum of the earth? Just fun happenin' here, no one is getting hurt. Why can't we just be? I've always wondered about these threads but everyone looked like such a tightknit group I was really almost afraid to try to jump in because of the GenSHAT (Giggle!) group. I was afraid you'd be like them and, I mean, "elitist" is a good word. I'm so glad I did because right out Lany took me under her wing and the guys have been so incredibly sweet and fun and...you're just the most welcoming and sweet group. I feel kinda at home here. You my peoples. I can tell. No worries. I'm not a talker! What happens here stays here is good policy. I'm never one to dis anyone's opinions, either. I like different viewpoints, it opens up your world. MG isn't going to put this in his summary is he? :P[/quote] As if I would . . . [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.02' post='754242']That's usually the best way to make sure that it makes the review.[/quote] Yes it sure is. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.05' post='754245']Oh fab. Now the Gen group will REEEALLY hate me. Sigh. Mostly they've been fine. I shouldn't generalize. It's a feeling more than a concrete opinion. Thanks, you're a doll, too. This is a fun group over here. I'm just.... :grouphug: I think it's classic. I would never SAY it over there, don't worry, but it makes me smile now and when I go in, I"ll have a little 'tude cause we know what it really is. :P I feel kinda bad flaming them because they never have been ourwardly nasty or anything. Not at all, it's just more of a...you know when you were an awkward teenager and you walked into the school dance and all the cool people looked you over and scoffed? Sometimes going over there is that feeling all over again. Unless you were the cool people...then...my bad! Good, I'm glad they don't read it. Mostly because it wouldn't probably be as fun! Or as naked...What is up with the pond scum attitude, anyways?[/quote] V summed up the difference between Gen Shat and TTTNE perfectly right there. We're glad to have you. Also if you are a newbie on this board or a lurker Guest reading this then take heart from this story. We are very open and friendly. Say hello - we'll be glad if you did. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.41' post='754278']Man, there are too many hot chicks in this world for one DJ to handle :D[/quote] [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.42' post='754281']we know there are too many hot chicks for one Deej to handle, we hang out in here together. Hello. [/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.43' post='754282']there are way too many on this thread for DJ to handle V if you really want to feel part of the family you need to sign up for ou calander. the thread is in forum Games will post a link in a min [url=http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=16169]calender Thread - all the cool kids are in it (this is TC's baby)[/url][/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.46' post='754285']Helloooooo :leer: I have a self... uh.. self... esteem! problem where I can't imagine another girl fancying me. It has been a problem for a while, and I'm not just saying it for sympthy "OH, WHY WOULDN'T A GIRL LIKE YOU?" I really refuse to believe anyone likes me when anyone tells me that they know someone who does. Does anybody know a name for this condition!? :dunno:[/quote] Lack of self confidence. Not enough belief that you deserve to have someone love you for who you are. Kind of a surprising admission from the DJmeister here, but he was drunk. [quote name='Vhagar' date='Apr 14 2007, 02.48' post='754287']Would love that! Thank you. See? this is what you don't get elsewhere.[/quote] Glad V is gonna do the calendar. We need to get our other new female recruits, Kiddy, GD and Regina signed up too! [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 14 2007, 03.05' post='754307']nobody saw this[/quote] I did. Well alright not the unedited post. But my reply is still amusing. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 04.10' post='754370']V erm I just checked, The calader thread is a bit out of date, I know several people have teamed up. best ask is TC can post an update to who has what month. I will then update the first post. MG can you quote this please so TC sees it, thanks. looks like its getting serrious if we are taking costumes. DJ we are doing December right? got any ideas[/quote] Done. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.06' post='754425']You're just twice the spammer I am tonight.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.12' post='754427']yup, got a prob with that?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.13' post='754429']Not at the moment. I'm pretty much a huge push-over.[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.21' post='754435']*pokes FD with litte linger*[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.23' post='754437']*falls over*[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.25' post='754440']Fuck you Faceless Dude, you think you're so big[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.27' post='754442']I know I'm big Moose. doesn't even require a thought. It's just a certainty, my hugeness[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.27' post='754443']*jumps on FD while hes on the ground* hahahhahah your all mine :leer: *brandished one of Q's feathers* you gonna beg for mercy or am I gonna have to use this?[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.29' post='754444']:sleep: *snores* *drools*[/quote] [quote name='The Mad Moose' date='Apr 14 2007, 06.29' post='754445']It sounds like you're hitting on me. Don't bother. Laymo.[/quote] Good to see the Moose drop by for some beligerant drunk posting. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 14 2007, 07.07' post='754458']I hurt my back, so it's hard to post anything. goddamn trampoline. :mad: every letter i type is like ouch. :cry: i am a big pussy. GC wants her back popped, and she is like fuck yeah! the pain! she pops my back and i am writhing on the floor, whimpering and crying. i can pretty much fight big dudes and get my ass kicked and not think anything of it, except, fuck yeah! that was awesome! little things, like rough massages or back popping of toe stubbing and i am like an infant. actually, infants take the pain better than me. i remember when i was little and i heard my parents talking to some guy whose back fell out. like i guess he threw his back out, but they said his back...fell...out. i heard that, and i'm like, WTF? :stunned: his back fell out? :stunned: what the fuck was holding it in? omg, [i]his back fell out.[/i] like, imagining someone's back just falling out. hitting the ground. i woke up this morning and thought back 20 years to hearing that.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 11.21' post='754548']Hope your weekend is not too terrible Lany :love:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 14 2007, 11.24' post='754550']nope...looks like it might be ok. going to work on some shirts, keep busy. how about yours dear?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 14 2007, 14.25' post='754603']Glad things seem to be okay, Lany. :) I was afraid we were going to hear about some grisly murder at the Lany household. :uhoh:[/quote] I thought that might happen too. Looks like Lany sweet talked Mr Lany into forgiveness or something. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 14 2007, 14.41' post='754608']Holy sheeeeeeeeet England is burning. I could go out and get a tan but I'd be afraid of falling asleep again.[/quote] Yeah it was lovely - I sunbathed for about 45 minutes or so while I revised for my exam. [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 14 2007, 14.50' post='754613'][center]:bawl:[/center][/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 14 2007, 15.04' post='754619']Did you just realize that Transformers is going to suck big time?[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.00' post='754732']I cant believe it has been so long that I have been hanging here and making friends. Seems like the other day that they had to explain to MLA and I what a MILF was. WE both were beet red! I was just thinkimg about back when I lurked and then finally posted on the board. Then got into TTTNE and then our special chat time when we were crazy in there. So much has happened in my life, break up with kids father, meeting so many close friends, LACon, a brief engagament and then finally hooking up with IW after almost a year of talking and joking.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.01' post='754734']We must free you of this dowager nonsense. What in the world has IW been selling ya, babe?[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.05' post='754743']Oh it is just a joke, cause of TC saying she is the Queen. She is so young and I am a bit on the older side. BUT NOT OLD :lol: I also always see a Dowager Queen, still having power but letting the Queen think she is still in charge. I have read some interesting stories about Dowagers Queens and their power and was bit influenced by those books. Now I can play and have fun and not have to worry about everyone eyes on me. But with this wonderwoman outfit on I suppose eyes will be on me. You cant just walk around dressed up like this and not get noticed. haha[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.08' post='754746']Long as you got your whip, we know who's in charge. ;)[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.09' post='754749']true the whip does give me power. :whip: I just need to remember to lock the damn thing away from you kids here. Where is DJ? Looks like I am Queen of the page. Everyone on their knees[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.12' post='754751']You know better than to give me an opening like that. Especially since Unsam has declared my mind to be pure. :D[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.17' post='754757']I prefer to sit. :P *is cross-legged* I did start the thread, yanno...[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.23' post='754762']Hey I always suppor the gals when we get to start the threads. When we were neverending and the goal was to get 00 or 000, the gals always stuck together. MLA would get it and announce, FOR THE GIRLS! Q you mind is as pure as driven snow.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Mel T' date='Apr 14 2007, 18.25' post='754764']For the Grrrrls ! Happy weekend people . * hums a little tune * waves at GC and the other crew .[/quote] Nice to see Mel T drop by - spam more please! [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 14 2007, 20.54' post='754876']Every time I see the thread title, I think to myself: "I could really go for a secret piece right about now." I guess with enough motivation, you can turn any thread title dirty.[/quote] Typical dirty bird. [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.03' post='755068']is ben a cannibal? why is he eating brats?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.09' post='755073']Bratwurst unsam.[/quote] I must admit I did wonder this myself. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 15 2007, 00.32' post='755035']Hmm, my joke has deteriorated into serious discussion... this vexes me. The "this vexes me" thing was a homage to Dr Cox from Scrubs. Nobody gets that when I do it because it's so subtle in online discussion.[/quote] Just so everyone knows for now on. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 00.19' post='755020']TC, I don't really consider hockey a real sport either.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.29' post='755092']Ben, you try telling this to my entire nation.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.34' post='755096']Nepal? :D[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.35' post='755097']ever try ping-pong J-no?[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 15 2007, 01.43' post='755104']Canada, Deej. I'm not entirely sure on Nepal's opinion of hockey. ;) Sam if you check on the last thread you'll find my opinion on table tennis... er, ping pong quite clear. :P Maybe MG will review it.[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 15 2007, 02.04' post='755116']i know that is why i mentioned it :P[/quote] Very mean unSam - also funny. [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 15 2007, 03.53' post='755186']Ria called today. Seems she was drinking something called a Mind Eraser. :rolleyes: And of course has no recollection of last evenings events... * smacks a kid*[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 15 2007, 03.59' post='755189']I have a website if you'd like pictures/video :devil:[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.04' post='755192']FD! You're not supposed to tell her about it![/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.06' post='755194']Is your TV near a bunk? :P I laughed my butt off too. Especially when she had to keep putting phone down to worship the porcelain god. :sick: I am such a mean mommy.... :D I am just very grateful she was with good friends who watched out for her. I hate to think of what would happen if she didn't. Then again, I think she is smart enough not to overdo or try anything unless she is with good friends, so I don't worry too much. Babygirl was asked to Prom this evening. Senior Prom to boot. Guess we will be going shopping for a fancy dress sometime soon. Knowing her, it will have to be something completely different from the usual prom dress. Ug...don't want to even think about what this is going to cost me. Girls are so expensive. Boys are much easier to raise. *firm nod*[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.30' post='755212']MLA, That we are. I'm probably the least expensive kid my parents have. True on her being lucky though. Thats the best time to try something somewhat dumb. I helped the girl I took to prom pay for her dress because I'm just strange like that.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.33' post='755216']That's the sign of a gentleman right there dude. :bow: What'd you do to help? Bikini car washes? :P[/quote] [quote name='Dracarys' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.37' post='755218']As much as me being in a bikini would probably amuse everyone to no end, no. Instead I used the money I was making from two jobs to help her out.[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.38' post='755219']Strange...no. A sweetheart. And actually, Ria went to a senior prom with a very good friends of hers some years back. She was a junior. It was a difficult time for us financially. Her dates mother and aunt,(both good friends of ours) paid for her dress, her hair and nails. We bought her shoes. They went all out of course. Brandon is their only child. The dad is a real jerk and hasn't been in the picture for yrs. So he's been raised by his mom, aunt and grandmother. Great kid! anyway, they had a limo, went to prom and I know they went somewhere after prom, but can't remember where. It was a big to do. They both had a great time. Nothing romantic about it, just a good friendship.[/quote] I have to say Drac did a very nice thing there - kudos! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 15 2007, 04.52' post='755230']Feeling sick. achey and my back hurts. *strips naked and jumps into his special Xapmat healing Chamber :sleep: * Raw Energon mixed with Lime Jello, Spam Preservative, and Sweat from a Tom Brady Towel. :smug: *[/quote] Ewww. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 15 2007, 05.26' post='755254']Yay, finished writing the prologue of a series I've been planning for a while now. Pretty proud of myself. This is the second bit of writing I've been able to spit lately (the first one was aGoS' first chapter), so I'm pretty happy and hope I can keep churning out more stuff.[/quote] Good luck with this. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 15 2007, 08.50' post='755364']There are ghosts in here. I'm feeling cold drafts every few minutes. There's no air movement, and it shouldn't fluctuate like this. Hope they don't eat me.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 15 2007, 09.02' post='755374']in here? like, in the thread? :uhoh: i hope it's JL or DJ Dawn, those bastards owe me money. i'm a purist about things like that.[/quote] I miss those guys - they were great spammers. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 15 2007, 08.55' post='755370']Have you ever tried a Turbo Shandy? What you do is get a pint of beer and an alcopop, you then drink half the beer and pour the alcopop in (works better with lemonade flavours). It's then like a shandy, but it gets you drunk quicker (alcopops are stronger than beers) and you don't have to look like a girl drinking one of them :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 15 2007, 09.10' post='755378']I knew a Shandy about 9 years ago. Yeah, she was turbo too :D[/quote] You old dog FD. [b]HEADLINE: MB, MLA and Lany's Lunch Date[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 15 2007, 16.25' post='755526']Lany-I just checked the agenda for tomorrow and 12-12:45 is some crap that I'm not interested in at all so I'll be available pretty much from noon on if you want to come out earlier...[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 16.42' post='755529']So what are you guys planning when you meet?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.01' post='755540']We are meeting for lunch (officially)... :leer:[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.04' post='755543']I like the officially part MB. ;) And pass along hugs and kisses from me.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.11' post='755550']And don't forget the belly button raspberrys. Very important. :D[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.15' post='755554']Maybe some neck-nibbling too? ;)[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.26' post='755565'][s]a three some in the hotel room[/s] lunch and getting to know each other[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.27' post='755566']funny...I answered without reading all these responses. :lol: and umm...about Q's request....that may not go over so well while dining...but the hugs, kisses and neck nibbles we should be able to manage just fine ;)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.29' post='755570']I liked the first answer better. ;) You know we still haven't gotten a report from Soph, Pebble, and Aly yet.[/quote] Have a good time you three. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 15 2007, 17.41' post='755587']Hey! Congrats to DP on making council member! :cheers: Love the title buddy.[/quote] Yes congratulations DP. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 15 2007, 18.01' post='755616']I'm off to the scareport to brave the turbulence and nasty flight attendants just to visit with Lany and MLA. C yas! :leaving:[/quote] Safe trip MB. [b]HEADLINE: Quoth's new av[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 15 2007, 20.46' post='755767']Hey, DJ. Think I'm gonna make an av change. How bout one of these? [url=http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/Qouth/av/raven.gif]one[/url] [url=http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/Qouth/av/raven.jpg]two[/url] [url=http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/Qouth/av/RavenandSedna-CreationofMyths.jpg]3[/url] This is so stressful. No wonder I never did it before. Bet this is how gals feel selecting prom dresses.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 15 2007, 21.10' post='755787']Go with number 2. The colors don't look good on number one, and as cool as number 3 is, when you shrink it you're going to lose enough detail that it's not going to be obvious that it's a woman on bottom. Too many odd questions from that, and I don't know if you're ready fore them ;)[/quote] Good choice of new avatar Quoth. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 15 2007, 22.35' post='755865']Whoa. Walking is hard when you've been wearing inlines all afternoon. Time for me to get wet...[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 15 2007, 22.36' post='755866']You should know better than to do that to us, TC. :spank:[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 15 2007, 23.40' post='755908']hey TC i'm going into the city tmw you up for a hangout?[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 15 2007, 23.41' post='755909']Sure am. I have class till like 3 or so but after that I'm free. Just gimme a call.[/quote] Have a good time you two. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 15 2007, 23.51' post='755921']Lurkers! Caliban is lurking!![/quote] Glad you warned us DJ! [b]HEADLINE: GWAR Insanity returns![/b] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.18' post='755954']It is actually not really IW, I am just too damn lazy to log him out and log myself back in. (GC) FYI this makes GC Queen of the Board not IW. :whip: I dont think IW would want to be called Queen of the board anyway.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.21' post='755958']Hello to the two headed creature from Missouri. :D[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.24' post='755964']CREATURE!?! EXCUSE ME :whip:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.28' post='755968']yeah, what it said! if you guys go on craigs list right now, there are two bratty ass kids, one boy, one girl, ages 6 and 7 on sale. fuck it, i'll pay you. i'm starving. i need a real home cooked meal. so should i go with the chef boyardee ravioli's, or the salt and vinegar pringles?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.30' post='755970']see? now I'm dizzy. One account at a time. :P :lol:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.30' post='755971']yeah, what it said! that's what i'm talking about. wonder woman rarely makes appearances nowadays. something about actually working, or something, i couldn't hear over my xbox360. i'm planning on copping a feel when she falls asleep though. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.32' post='755972']How is it you haven't been beaten senseless yet, IW? Oh. I see now... :lol:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.34' post='755976']i had no idea who was addressing me for a second there. since i can't read, i go by avatar who is in the thread. and i'm not quite sure what you mean by that. a woman beating a man? preposterous![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.36' post='755980']:lmao: I can see GC flexing her muscles for the windup from here.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.38' post='755981']haha, your 3rd crows eye definitely remotely viewed her reading what i just posted and then tickling me. that's the only way to make me scream like a little bitch. she knows brute force can't physically phase me, so she goes for the ribcage or armpit. :mad:[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.43' post='755983']Taht IW is such a handsmoe bugger. I cna't wait until the kids are aslepp and I can hand over the whip. :whip:[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.45' post='755984']aww thank you babe! you know i got wrist action skills like no other. :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 16 2007, 00.57' post='755990']I :love: you guys...posting as each other is very funny[/quote] Put better than I ever could. [quote name='Ser Lany' date='Apr 16 2007, 01.06' post='756000']I forgot to mention DJ, in that pic of you in the ideal mate thread, you look like my son.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 16 2007, 01.07' post='756002']Hmm... is that the horrible one where I'm in a pink t-shirt with curly curly hair??[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 16 2007, 01.13' post='756009']Now, DJ, if it's such a horrible pic, why did you post it?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 16 2007, 01.17' post='756011']I didn't post it :angry: I told someone to find a picture of me if they could... and they did :angry: I was not expecting that...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 16 2007, 01.20' post='756014']Wait till something you say here in TTTNE makes it into People Magazine....[/quote] It made the spam review, good enough? [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Apr 16 2007, 02.58' post='756091']i work tomorrow at a mall store for a few days. Not alot of money but it is better than nothing Night all[/quote] Hope it goes alright GC. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 16 2007, 03.52' post='756131']Man, that Nightflyer guy called Bazzlebane a racist earlier today. I swear that guy has gone completely batshit insane.[/quote] He was always batshit insane. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 16 2007, 04.38' post='756166']Gah! Made it to Annapolis, MD.... FINALLY.... I was supposed to be here 5 hours ago... Stupid Airline.... Sometimes I really hate travel... Oh well... made it, having a beer and hitting the sack! XXOOXX Until next time![/quote] MB arrives safetly. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 16 2007, 08.28' post='756286']It occurs to me, that despite not ever having finished the Village (damn you, English teacher!), that my first title may be "she who is not spoken of" when I get Council. :P And yes, I did find the redcloaks scary when they went under the watchtower. :uhoh: Talk about a jolt in the heart. I am a horror-loving sissy. I have no idea why the two seem to match. I know all the spoilers of the Village, and yet I am so much of a little girl that I am biting my lip in sissy anticipation. I had the last few minutes of Blair Witch Project and many other parts of it on mute. :P In my defense I was like 12 and WAS watching it in a dark room late at night. :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 16 2007, 08.33' post='756291']There will be a buch of new ideas for a title in the 19 months it'll take you to make the Council ;) Seriously, The Village made me laugh. And cringe. Mostly because I figured out the twist long before I ever saw the movie. The only thing that would have saved it is if the "redcloaks" turned out to be the Village People. :D[/quote] Loved The Village, a great movie in my opinion. Mostly because I did not try to figure it out but just enjoyed it for what it was. [b]HEADLINE: The Spam Review Team Expands![/b] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.00' post='756300']Morning thread. I nearly did not get out of bed this morning. But I thought to myself, no there are spammers out there counting on me. So here I am, ready to read and review for you guys once again. Not that I have anything else to do with computer problems grinding my workplace to a halt. Spam review on way.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.11' post='756306']With MG's post, I was reminded of this: what's his schedule? I was thinking I could maybe do a review over the weekend to lessen the work, if that's all right with you. Starting next week, of course. Hem hem. :P[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.21' post='756311']Well if you want to J-Nox then go for it :D I work four days a week. Thursday, Saturday and Sundays are my days off and I have a whole lot of other stuff which keeps me off the board on those days. So feel free to try a review again - you know it is a lot of hard work but I have confidence you can do it. :thumbsup: If and when you do write a review please PM me to let me know which pages you have reviewed and where your review is posted otherwise I might forget and start reading the thread and we'll end up with two reviews of the same thing.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.41' post='756319']Can't do Thursday, because I'm already a chronic weekday insomniac as it is, but I'd be glad to work with the Weekend Edition. ;)[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.46' post='756323']Thus into your care I hereby entrust the Spam Review Weekend Edition. I will PM you the page number for where my Friday review gets posted and you can review from there to however much you can cope with. Then you PM me the page number of your review (or the page and post number of how much you managed to get through) just so we know where we are. Good idea? Dammit I wish I had the books handy so I could quote the Night's Watch oath and change the words to include spam wherever suitable. This kind of momentous occasion requires this kind of gravitas.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 16 2007, 09.57' post='756328']Spam gathers, and now my re-read begins. It shall not end until every Monday. I shall read no other thread, report no other news, leave out any detail. I shall be dutiful and never miss a review. I shall hold my life to my editions. I am the intern of a dying business. I am the lurker on the thread. I am the one who spends hours crafting one post, making sure of 19 quotes, 10 emotes per post, thinking up every witty comment to flatter and please. I will never insult, and always be calm, and be honourable and truthful to my word. I swear this, for this spam, and for all the spam to come. Capiche? ;)[/quote] Perfect :rofl: So you heard it here first - J-Nox is now your official Weekend Spam Reviewer. Good luck, you're going to need it! [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Apr 16 2007, 12.35' post='756468']Cold hearted orb that rules the night, Removes the colours from our sight, Red is gray and yellow white, But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion? Pinprick holes in a colourless sky, Let insipid figures of light pass by, The mighty light of ten thousand suns, Challenges infinity and is soon gone. Night time, to some a brief interlude, To others the fear of solitude. Brave Helios wake up your steads, Bring the warmth the countryside needs. Midwest finally warming up! I feel for the north east! Morn all. Will be a busy week for me also! VIP's coming in on Wed. Must shine up the place! And hope we don't have any breakdowns like last week! May not be in here much this week![/quote] A nice poem from XL to finish things off. Thats it for today. The Emergency Spam Room is now closed.