Its back! The one. The only. It's [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Mega Bumper Edition[/b] with your original host - theMountainGoat! :applause: Thank you to J-Nox for filling in for me and what a great job she did. However I am going to cover some of the same ground she did just because I was saving quotes to a Notepad file for this MEGA REVIEW. I think I found some stuff she did not and have likewise left out some stuff which my able understudy already picked up. The following spam is all from TTTNE v.65. So hey have you missed me? [b]HEADLINE: Return of the Bandito[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 25 2007, 03.26' post='721565']Bandito has had his ups and downs physically and emotionally, but the lives of others have put things all in perspective. There is NO CRYING IN THE THREAD THAT NEVER ENDS! Unless we run out of booze.[/quote] hahaha! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 25 2007, 03.36' post='721572']In all seriousness My brother almost died a few weeks back. A mix of alcohol and hypothermia. I'll tell the full story another time if anyone is interested. I've been visited by my siezures a few times and some mysterious stomach ailment that hurts a wee bit. Yet the Bandito needs not sympathy. He just needs spam. *Dives into the Spam like Scrooge Mc Duck into his money*[/quote] Get well soon to your family SB. Lovely image of Scrooge McDuck there. [b]HEADLINE: Scrambled pr0n[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 25 2007, 05.35' post='721681']Scrambled Porn! OMG... that was the BEST! I remember once staying in a hotel in Toronto... if you used the channel up/down button on the remote, going up it would pass by the porn channel-and give you a few frames as it went by... going down it did not (strange eh?)... so me being me... at breakfast I asked the guys if they had sore thumbs... and they all said yep... going up.... Classic![/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 25 2007, 05.54' post='721691']hahaha. i remember that. growing up, me and my friends would always find some porno mags in the woods or in the creek, usually the creek, all wet and dirty :leer: and well, it was the coolest thing ever. fake inhale cigarettes, break beer bottles, look at all the satanic spray painting in old abandoned houses, burn g.i. joes, look at porno mags. i miss being 7. :cry:[/quote] Seven? :o [b]HEADLINE: Making Movies[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 25 2007, 06.52' post='721719']I think Idolwarship is making a few movies as well with GC. Although I doubt they are sci fi comedies.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 25 2007, 07.07' post='721737']holy shit sb, you are a goodamn psychic! :stunned: although the video i was [i]trying[/i] to upload on myspace was of me and ghost, actually. and by trying, i mean not fucking happening. that is why i double posted because it was still doing it's thing and i was sick of waiting forever so i clicked out of myspace and everything was all slow and shit. anyways, the movie is not bestiality, as you might think. the other day, i went into the garage to get some howls with ghost on video, because he will howl if you howl, so i go in there, and there are some huge wolf turds on the floor. in the tape, in my best ricky ricardo voice i yell at ghost and tell him he's got some 'splaining to do. that was going to be the title and everything. 'splaining to do. then he let loose with a few howls and i cleaned up shit, hooray. :) it uploaded some of it i think, i can't tell with a dial-up connection. but it's there. on mygayspace page. and yeah i have been known to bust out the old digi cam when it's sexy time. :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 25 2007, 07.14' post='721743']I'll wait for the videos of IW making GC howl.[/quote] IW is producing the most out there surreal spam ever at the moment - keep up the good stuff man. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 25 2007, 08.03' post='721772']Doublet I need a life....[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 25 2007, 08.06' post='721774']No you don't. Where else can you talk about porn, masturbation, Ducks without pants, Dogs being exploited for non sexual but somewhat creepy purposes and who knows what else, all in a few hours. Where else I say?[/quote] SB summing things up. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 25 2007, 08.09' post='721775']True.. I did just leave my BF who managed to ravage me senseless more times in 24 hours than I would have thought possible... and still go out and dance... oh.. and I have you guys too! ;) actually.. now that I think about it... I'm kinda tired. oh and when I say 'leave' I meant the city... we are still together... I didn't want you boys to get the wrong idea and start hitting on me, and I didn't want the ladies to get all weepie on me... :)[/quote] No kidding on the tired . . . [quote name='Dracarys' date='Mar 25 2007, 22.07' post='722211']I was pretty sure TTTNE had no rules, but I could be wrong.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 25 2007, 22.20' post='722225']the same two rules of fight club apply to tttne. at least to me. when i am actually not on the computer, I DO NOT TALK ABOUT TTTNE. some people break these rules [i]all the time[/i]. :rolleyes: [/quote] [b]HEADLINE: Opposite of KOTP[/b] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 01.44' post='722530']has it ever been discussed what to call the bottom of the page poster? Sotp? scum of the page? :uhoh:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 26 2007, 01.48' post='722539']How about TOTGM The One That Gets Missed[/quote] TOTGM seems to have been accepted as the acronym for the bottom post of a page - let it be known. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 26 2007, 03.02' post='722656']Wait did you just say Lion and his Penguins? A stiff fart and a mild breeze could take care that group.[/quote] hahaha! [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 26 2007, 03.29' post='722691']yep things are good. Sadly though I screwed up my back and he has had to dfeal with me being grumy the last few days. Being old sucks[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 26 2007, 03.33' post='722694']I'm sure there are other compensations GC and I'm not going to ask how you screwed up your back. ;) Be sure to ask IW to give you a massage.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 26 2007, 03.39' post='722702']haha SB, he has been giving me back rubs and such. Damn he takes his CD's out to the garage so Ghost has good music to listen to. Him and Ghost are now best buddies and I am being pushed away. Well until I grab the brush and then both come running wanting to be brushed and combed. IW thankfully does not shed as much as Ghost. Ben I actually messed it up wrestling with kids! ok my headache is really starting to hurt, so I am gonna try and sleep. IW crashed earlier which means he will be up and about most of the night prowling the forest and eating small animlas and such with his trusty side kick ghost. Or is he ghosts side kick? haha[/quote] Hope the back gets better soon GC. IW is one creepy dude - in a loveable sort of way I suppose :uhoh: [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 26 2007, 04.22' post='722780']Starts purring and kneeding the blanket. :D [/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Mar 26 2007, 04.23' post='722788']awww How is Sandor? (right, I think that was his name?)[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 26 2007, 04.27' post='722796']Not as tough as his namesake. He went outside for the first time in a while and kept touching the snow with his paws and leaping back. I might have to get some pictures. He is cuter than Ghost.[/quote] Bless. [quote name='Dracarys' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.00' post='722891']I'm no longer a teenager as of now.[/quote] Happy birthday Drac - damn I missed this. [b]HEADLINE: IW talking with himself[/b] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.22' post='722911']*moseys to third base, spurs jingle jangling* i haven't been all the way around the bases in so long! i forget what goes where. :uhoh: *takes an 89 foot lead off of third*[/quote] [quote name='Josey' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.25' post='722913']you get picked off.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.26' post='722914']what in tarnation? :tantrum: [/quote] [quote name='Josey' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.27' post='722915']wanna fight about?[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.27' post='722916']them's fightin' words! :box: [/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.29' post='722917']I don't know which one to root for. :dunno: [/quote] IW or IW its a tough choice. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.31' post='722919']this reminds me of that episode of family guy where Lois has to pick between robotic Peter, and human Peter, and kills the one whose face doesn't fall off to reveal microchips inside.[/quote] [quote name='Josey' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.32' post='722920']hahaha. robotic Peter.[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 26 2007, 06.34' post='722922']haha, your mom has one of those robotic Peters. i hear it buzzing late at night. as you can see, when GC is involved, there is always a three way going on with me.[/quote] Whose Mom IW? [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 26 2007, 13.02' post='723112']Morn Lany :grouphug: I HAD THE WEEKEND FROM HELL!!!! Im so glad Its Monday Baby, I need a sholder. Ill be Ok I just have a tom of issues I have to deal with and it seems like people want to bring you down when they know you are at your weakest. They just dont know that when Im down I come up with a BANG![/quote] Sounds bad Bana - hope its all forgotten about by the time I post this review. [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 26 2007, 14.51' post='723223']I was trying to find a pic of a guy I dated...he's still my standard for hawt...he was even a playgirl centerfold :drool: I need to look from home though. :( stupid work[/quote] Lany's wild past is like an onion. Always another layer with sordid stories that make you cry. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 26 2007, 17.37' post='723548']Goodnight MG :) I wonder, should he get round to doing the review on Wednesday... will he be retroactive or just read whatever happened between Tues eve and Weds morn? *Ponders*[/quote] Ponder no more I covered it all! [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 26 2007, 19.37' post='723727']Ok I'm all alone in this office, but with great virtual friends here. :love: [/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 26 2007, 19.47' post='723742']I'm not virtual, I'm a REAL boy! *nose grows longer* :uhoh:[/quote] hahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 26 2007, 19.58' post='723757']I'm such a bad liar. Really, I'm a 42 year old spinster with 7 cats (count them, 7, called Toffee, Fudge, Aero, Caramel, Flake, Snickers and Mars). I just don't want anyone to think any less of me.[/quote] Like we believe that! [b]HEADLINE: Bana's country-singing doc[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 26 2007, 20.37' post='723850']My doc is a country singer-he even has a CD out. He has them 4-sale in his office-what is up with that??????? :dunno:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 26 2007, 20.58' post='723877']You're Doc is a Country Western singer? Please tell me he sings Achy-Breaky Heart, cause that would just be perfect. ;)[/quote] hahaha! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 26 2007, 21.10' post='723906']Turkeys cant fly?- :rofl:"As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly" Cincinnati, OH--An advertising stunt dreamed up by a local Cincinnati radio station went terribly wrong when twenty live turkeys plummeted to their deaths after being dropped out of a helicopter under the misguided assumption that they would all just fly away. "The turkeys were hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement," stated Les Nessman, who reported the event live for station WKRP from the parking lot of the Pinedale shopping mall. "It was just terrible. People started to panic and were running around the parking lot screaming. One of the turkeys even crashed right through the windshield of a parked car." Station Manager Arthur Carlson took full responsibility for the chaos caused by the Thanksgiving Day promotion, claiming that "as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." The station promises to fully reimburse anybody who suffered property damage as a result of this stunt. WKRP is a "beautiful music" station that ranks 16th in the 18 station Cincinnati market. They are currently considering a format change in hopes of boosting their dismal ratings.[/quote] I almost wish this story had been true. [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 27 2007, 03.56' post='724346']No way in hell. I'll sign my shit off to girlfriend's mother's cousin's son's lawyer's dog before she gets anywhere near it. :devil:[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.01' post='724362']Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Why have I not heard of this girlfriend before? *taps foot* and waits impatiently for answers. If I don't like the anser, well there is always the nerf gun cocked and ready. :P[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.23' post='724397']I just made that line up off the top of my head. No girlfriend for beniowa at least not at the moment. Yeah right, like I'm afraid of a nerf gun. :uhoh: *readys garden hose*[/quote] Close one Ben - you almost got dumped off the list there. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.07' post='724371']I'd like some coffee but between my stomach pains, a class at 8am, my brother in the hospital with frost bite on his arms, legs and hands and now my father going in tomorrow to get a pacemaker ,I have a few things on my mind.[/quote] Hope things work out for your brother and father soon SB. [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.40' post='724416']Hi everybody! Spamming going good? Hi SB! Happy to see you're back to spamming! There's a spam-review somewhere?[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.40' post='724417']No Spam review TC. MG was too busy today. Maybe Wednesday.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.41' post='724418']Sorry, no spam-review. MG's working with someone this week and has no time to spam! :cry:[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.43' post='724420']Wow. The one week I really really need one :([/quote] Sorry TC - hope you enjoyed your boyfriends visit :thumbsup: and I also hope this makes up for a few days absence because I was covering someone else's workload. [quote name='AutumnEvenings' date='Mar 27 2007, 04.53' post='724435']I miss MG. :( We're never online at the same time, I guess. :cry:[/quote] Awww - bless you AE :kiss: [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 27 2007, 07.13' post='724498'] Looks like IW is just going to lurk there and taunt me..... [/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 27 2007, 07.35' post='724508'] nah, no taunting from me FD. just pure, calculated pity. :P no work ah? debating with myself whether or not that's my kind of job. yeah, i think i need some kind of something to actually do. -bate with my-selllf! don't wanna [i]de[/i]-bate with my-sel-el-elf any mo'. word. :lol: holy fucking shit! :eek: is that how you treat a defeated enemy? thorough obliteration? let's see... i only use analog clocks, because they have the words anal and log in them. *beavis and butthead laugh* i use bear traps [i]as[/i] my slippers, so that won't work either. i keep all the alcohol [i]outside[/i] of the house, where i can sneak off alone and :uhoh: and :cheers:, and i never drink coffee. ghost could use a little knock out kibble here and there, it's tiring throwing him the stick 50,000,000 times a day. as far as you stealing the whip goes, please do, i hate that fucking thing. :mad: i don't use the doors, but i [i]do[/i] use the windows, [i]Dukes of Hazard[/i] style, so point for you there. i'm so goddamn tired when i stumble out of bed in the mornings, that the bucket of water of the door trick sounds like a great wake-up, thank you. and there are already a billion sharp little toy cars/marbles/legos/cat puke everywhere. it's like navigating a mine field in cambodia. once you get your legs blown off, you're sort of an expert at never letting it happen again. i don't have a car. or even a license for that matter, so by slashing my chauff...er, i mean, uh, GC's tires, you are escalating the war you started with her by stealing the whip, and well, it's not a war you can win. i've tried, oh my god i've tried. i really am her bitch. [/quote] [quote name='AutumnEvenings' date='Mar 27 2007, 09.19' post='724541']My tummy hurts and I can't sleep. :( I demand virtual pity. MG!! *squeals* *hugs hugs hugs* *clutches her tummy* This sucks. :( If I have a bug, I'm mad mad mad. But MG!! :kiss: Thanks for the hug, FD. Now where's my ginger ale? (Have I mentioned I can be a bit cranky when I'm ill? :P)[/quote] [quote name='theMountainGoat' date='Mar 27 2007, 09.50' post='724563']Since I have not done this in a while I will make the time for it: *smooches AE* :kiss: :kiss: :grouphug: :kiss: :kiss: Hope you feel better soon babe. *gets back to work* :cry:[/quote] Just wanted to make sure AE saw this. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 27 2007, 13.41' post='724717']hugh?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 27 2007, 13.42' post='724718']grant?[/quote] Wondered when someone would make use of Bana's misspelling of huh? [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 27 2007, 14.50' post='724827']No one did a shout out to the Goat of Goats the Bad Ass Billy that Climbed the Spam and Conquered the First Thread when no one thought it could be done. Respect the Goat people.[/quote] So good MLA sigged it - thanks SB! [b]HEADLINE: Lyanna drops by[/b] [quote name='Lyanna Stark-Targaryen' date='Mar 27 2007, 15.45' post='724960']Gmail just suggested Spam on one of it's ad bars. I feel very close to you right now. We're practically twins.[/quote] One post does not a spammer make. [b]HEADLINE: and Mod-Soph does a little spamming too[/b] [quote name='Sophelia' date='Mar 27 2007, 16.11' post='725042']I read a post of yours several days ago in which you fake-confessed to being a 42-year old spinster with 7 cats... and I thought - hey! Why is he pretending to be an exaggerated version of me? :P (40-year old spinster with [s]2 cats[/s] 1 cat (of last week) ) When does one cross the line into being a spinster anyway? I'm definitely not a 'bachelorette'. I prefer 'independent single woman' ;) But I call myself spinster sometimes because it amuses me. Makes me sound like some grey-haired Victorian lady with a distaff. (Whatever that is, but it certaintly doesn't have an internet connection) Poor MG - always climbing mountains. Hope the workload pile is not too huge. Why do you think I am spamming? Got a [s]shitload[/s] big pile of marking to do. *procrastinates*[/quote] Aww thanks Soph - glad you stopped by for once, come round more often why dontcha. [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 27 2007, 16.23' post='725097']arg...only 4 minutes until my meeting...come on guys[/quote] Lany got the 1k in a frantic race to the prize. [quote name='Sophelia' date='Mar 27 2007, 16.29' post='725130']Hi Pebble. Aha - phoenix rises again. *closes thread again* *kerchunk*[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 27 2007, 16.30' post='725134']Lany should no better than to leave before opening a new thread. Prob just takiing her time thinking up a title[/quote] Our friendly mod closes and reopens the thread allowing Pebble to get in the last post somehow. All of the following spam is from TTTNE v.66 [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 27 2007, 18.45' post='725407']i vote #3. she's got the nicest...uh...eyes. :uhoh: but in all honesty, their armpits aren't quite hairy enough for me. i like real gypsy women! :leaving: :quickly:[/quote] Erm, :o [quote name='Lion' date='Mar 27 2007, 18.49' post='725412']Hello... Just saw there was a thread with penguins :uhoh: ...good thing i wasn`t here...[/quote] Yup, you missed out there Lion. [quote name='kurokaze' date='Mar 27 2007, 19.09' post='725450']Ah, I've figured it out.[/quote] Congrats on the title Kuro! [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 27 2007, 19.38' post='725496']Just makes it that much sweeter. Nicely done on the new thread. What happened exactly? Just got back from the hospital, my father is cracking jokes with nurses. He had a pacemaker installed today. I call it the Dick Cheney.[/quote] Good to hear he is in high spirits. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 27 2007, 20.37' post='725627']We wear our spam proudly and wave it around for all to see. We stick it in everything from Lime Jello to Peanut Butter. We argue over it and wrestle over it. Penguins have been known to covet it. I guess some people just arn't ready to get freaky naughty with their spam? They would rather hide in the closet when they open their cans and take their nibbles in General Chat? Oh well. We all know it taste much better when you cook it out in the open under a neverending grill.[/quote] Spam - yummy. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 27 2007, 21.02' post='725681']Just got some bad news. My best mate is on the list to get a heart transplant. He's only 20. Hereditary condition, regular check ups showed it's gotten a lot worse so he's been put on the transplant list. His brother had the same condition and has already had a heart transplant. Uh... 22 now, I believe. He had it done about the same age as my friend is now. But his condition was more serious - he was thrown straight onto the emergency transplant list, whereas my best mate can wait for one to become available for a little while yet.[/quote] Hope your friend will be ok DJ - sad news indeed. [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 27 2007, 23.06' post='725843']Quoth, you seem a little confused. Repeat after me: I'm horny, bastard sow who chases after witches and subsists on elf droppings.[/quote] Ewww. [quote name='dornish prince' date='Mar 28 2007, 01.27' post='726042']the real world is a farce...i don't buy into the cog in the wheel mentality thats required to function in modern society... its gonna be my way or no way FD[/quote] Some great drunk posting from DP. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 28 2007, 03.36' post='726138']I think FD has Spam Attention Deficit Disorder. Or simply SADD. :( Whenever he is left alone for more than 5 minutes he posts something negative about how we left hime alone to spam alone.[/quote] Ah yes I think we are affected by SADD :D [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 28 2007, 04.36' post='726210']Gen Shat, IMO, is a fucking shithole with faggoty political threads full of people smarter than me who like to show how much smarter than me they are. that's not allowed! and american bashing hippie pussy sons of bitches who have entire forests of trees up their asses, let alone a single stick, and who could never sit back awhile and relax, letting the insanity take them away. and how many motherfucking "CHAT BITCH" and "i'm durnk, tlak to mee" threads have to be started every other night? can't there be a sticky? fuck politics, fuck hippies, fuck attention whores (myself included). NIGGA PLEASE, this is where it's at right here. [size=7]TTTNE[/size] baby. this and "what are you listening to?" and other various entertainment threads. plus, i never got a motherfucking "happy birthday IW!" thread, and as you can see, i'm very distraught over it! :cry: i can't think clearly right now, i've been whoring :smileysex: and drinking :cheers: and pissed off all day, i want to kill, so i can't think of a band name, but for the cover of our cd i was thinking we could have a can of spam between two mirrors, so it looks like it is just going on forever and ever in strange dimensions. :uhoh: and can i play keyboard. except i left it back in virginia :bawl: . the one material thing i miss more than anything. i have been going through serious withdrawls. i brought all my beats i had made, but without my mixer and mic and drums and guitar, the beats are just basically for writing to. and i can't even do that because i just feel so uninspired. i blame everything on gen shat. haha! btw, not rly, but rly. :D[/quote] Hear hear! [b]HEADLINE: Spam Review Intern[/b] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Mar 28 2007, 05.19' post='726237']When was the last time MG posted a review, actually? Depending on how tired he is I can help out for a review until he gets back on track. :P I wouldn't want him to read like a billion threads all by his lonesome. Wouldn't be right. MG, you here? I can totally read a thread or two for you. Just call me! ;)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 28 2007, 05.21' post='726238']I think MG was going to put a dent in the spam tonight[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Mar 28 2007, 05.22' post='726239']I can still help![/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 28 2007, 05.25' post='726243']Then get to it girl! :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Mar 28 2007, 06.43' post='726269']OK, gonna do the review on the rest of #64 and maybe half of 65. Don't want MG to slack or anything. :P [/quote] Thank you Noxchild - glad somebody has stepped up to give it a crack. [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 28 2007, 07.01' post='726277']J.Nox spam review? :unsure: USURPER! :tantrum: i'm old fashioned, but i'm willing to give you a chance or 50, like i've given MG. just make sure you get lots of IW in there and very little Banditto ;) . Marlon Brandito. no, seriously, looking forward to it. i'm drinking PBR, smoking ciggies, pumping metal and surfing. i'll spam in and out if i can be arsed.[/quote] This is where J-Nox posted the spam review! She did a great job - I will let you know when I will be off again so you can be ready for it! You don't know what you've let yourself in for now! Muhahahaha! [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 28 2007, 08.13' post='726331']i tried to go 5 in a row, but i see we have a new sherrif in town, and it's a she. :pirate: J.Nox. bow before her almighty version of the spam review in honor of the mountain goat! :bow: way to go j.nox!!!!!!!! :cheers: *goes to read it* p.s. thank you for the shout out haha! :grouphug: and oh yeah, this 5th one was for SB... The "Fifth" Horseman, Cheesus Christ Cheesus's return riding on a big wheel and wearing diamond encrusted Super Bowl rings is described in Revelation chapter 19, verses 11 to 16: “Then I saw the thread re-opened, and behold, a big wheel! He who spammed upon it is called Space and Bandito, and in righteousness he eats fudge and makes more. His posts aren't like a flame to n00bs, but on his head are many solar panels; and he drinks at a bar where everybody knows his name. :cheers: He is clad in a robe dipped in melted cheese, and the name by which he is called is The Spam of God. And The Armies of The Thread, arrayed in New England Patriot jammies, red, white and blue, followed him on big wheels. From his mouth issues a dull butter knife with which to spread the word, and he will rule them with a jar of peanut butter; he will tread The Thread That Never Ends with the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty Spam. On his robe and on his boxers, he has a name inscribed, King of kings and Lord of lords, Tom Brady." [/quote] More crazy spam from IW himself. [b]HEADLINE: Musical Jacuzziness[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.10' post='727395']*Fires up Jacuzzi* Ahhh. *Pours a single malt neat. Remotes the sound system. Allman Bros. "Midnight Rider" slowly rocks the thread.* :mellow: *Click. Mood change. Jackson Browne's "Runnin' on Empty" fills the thread.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.39' post='727463']I'm runnin' on empty, la la, la la, I don't know the song, la la, la la, but I'll put my own words to it, la la, la la, and see what I come up with, la la, la la[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.47' post='727474']We're running on empty, la la, la la, We don't know the song, la la, la la, But we'll join in, la la, la la, and se what a mess we can make of it, la la, la la[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.51' post='727486']All right. All Right! Play what you want. :lol: *Tosses remote to DJ*[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.57' post='727495']Score! *Flicks to Playboy* What!? What's this pin code thing? I don't know your pin code! I WANT TO WATCH SOME PRON!![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 22.59' post='727503']DJ. That's the remote to the sound system. :eyes DJ: Are you sure you're a DJ?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.04' post='727513']Man, I'm so tired. I just wrote a post that could have had me going down for one of the biggest blunder of all times due to its lack of insight. I am a DJ! FD has heard my show, right FD?[/quote] Blunder caught for all to see. [b]HEADLINE: Quoth catches floppy fish disease, vacination required[/b] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.25' post='727559']But I'm such an angel, you would have to work very hard to corrupt me :blush:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.27' post='727569']When one enjoys a task, it is never "hard" no matter how long it takes. ;) And if you're an angel, Milady, I'm Michael Jordan. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.32' post='727575']But I am an Angel Q, spend enough time with me and I will lead you to bliss Oh and I'm dissapointed that "it is never [i]hard[/i] no matter how long it takes" maybe I should look elsewhere for my corruption[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.38' post='727587']Even as I typed it I just knew that would come back to bite me. :lol: The TASK is never hard. As in onerous. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.43' post='727600']well if you do have a problem I have been reliably informed that there are some very good meds, that can help you. Erm, I don't know what ones, but I'm sure if you posted a thread in GenShat you would gets lots of replies![/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.51' post='727614']I'm sure this is gonna make a spam review, How quickly would said thread reach 10 pages?[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 28 2007, 23.54' post='727617']:hangs head: Unfortunately, I don't see how it can be avoided. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.02' post='727631']I'm just thinking fo the headlines now Q catches floppy fish desease, vacination required[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.10' post='727640']My only hope is that MG is paralyzed with the many choices of headlines.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.11' post='727644']Or: Things are not hard enough for Quoth, but there is help[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.19' post='727656']We could help, but first he has to help himself. Unless he admits to himself that he has a problem, nothing that we can say or do will have any lasting effect. Infact I am suggesting that Q anttends LA meetings [SPOILER=,]Limpnes Anonymous[/SPOILER][/quote] Great series of posts there. Of course I had to go with the first suggested headline. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.38' post='727693']Well long day, but my father made it home after only one day in the hospital. He got a pacemaker with a defib. He is doing very well, just can't raise his arm. My adopted brother is also doing much better. He is in physical rehab. He hurt himself a few weeks back after a night of rough drinking. He has been in a wheel chair most of his life (spinal problems) and tried to wheel his way home from a friends house. Only problem was it was -8 F and he was only wearing shorts and a t-shirt. He never made it and was found by the paper boy in front of his apartment. He barely lived but I kiss the ass of the ambulence people and all the staff at the emergency room as he only suffered some sick frost-bite on his hands, legs and a little on his face and ears. He is in a little bit of pain, and swears he doesn't remember drinking, so I havn't gave him any speaches yet about drinking and driving or just how fucking lucky he is. I almost snapped the other day when he compained about nurses and hospital food, but Ill lecture him later. I should have went in to nursing -- a lot of cuties in that industry. Between spending so much time at hospitals lately. Well let's just say my heart rate needed to be checked a couple of times. And they think I go just to visit family.[/quote] Good news SB - glad things are improving for your family. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 29 2007, 00.48' post='727712']Felling better, thank you. Damn back did not allow IW to keep my up at nights. *sings as loud as I can with a drunken slur* "ALL BY MYSELF..........DONT WANNA BE............ALL BY MYSELF ANYMORE! sorry SB anytime I hear something like that I think of Bridgett Jones Diary :lol: Shhh dont tell anyone but IW loved that movie. hahaha[/quote] Oops, sorry IW. [b]HEADLINE: Insane drunking posting[/b] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 01.27' post='727751']Im fucked up.. but I guess I can still type... so not fucked up nuff.. ok, so when does money matter? Like... I was offered a serious job... Serious... around 500k a year and no travel.... BUT... I would fail. The job is so big-they pay that much... because whoever takes it-will fail. They just don;t know that... fuck... fuck... fuck...[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 29 2007, 01.35' post='727764']Well, if it's a job that Anyone would fail....let me do it! The fact that I'm set up for failure will mean that the fact that I'm unqualified won't mean a thing![/quote] Me too! I could do that job for three months, fail spectacularly and I would have still earned more money than I could in three years in my current employment. Man I need a new job. Here is some more drunken posting which have been compiled into one to save quote space: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 01.49' post='727783']ahh... I love you guyuss//// Hold on the cat us pissing on my leg... figtred it out... the toy was warpped aprudn the door... whatever... I need to xpel semen frm MY testicles tnite.... Or I will explode... oh sihto..I just rememed aIm mad at Heather.... she is mean nd a nbithch to me sinche hse stopmd smomdking.... fu ck..all... dooomtoomcuh ... i should eat some food I fuess.... mmm.... I want a tor read my book..... but the cat... sitilll is tryung to piuss m=on me..... alll ba.d..... Tequi,,ddd?A? anwyapomne? dont getnacked anmd siwh sand around....not fcotgool.d..d... shower idned covofkas. vofmfsa... DVOPVLFD... KVOFDKA 'htayts it.. ;d_) VOIDJNJa[/quote] [b]HEADLINE: A serious topic[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.28' post='727820']So what is the best lubrication for masturbation?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.35' post='727825']spiyt[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.41' post='727833']Spit is good in a pinch for a quicky, but things can run dry in a hurry.[/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.45' post='727838']babyoil[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.51' post='727844']Baby Oil? This is Masturbation not a massage after aerobics class.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.52' post='727846']KY warming gel! :mellow: [/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.52' post='727848']Nope just simple hand lotion I think gets the job done. Of course I prefer sensitive skin lotion, as I am a sensitive guy with sensitive needs. :pirate: [/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 29 2007, 02.56' post='727852']bah I still say babyoil SB. I have yet to have someone complain. Not too heavy but lubricates enough to get the job done. Also fun to have on hand for a full body rub down and extra fun nights. Yuck warming gel, I always heard they get sticky sometimes. Then again I am a gal and dont have a penis to wank of my own. :lol: well I do have one but it is not actually attached to me. :whip: no not a strap on you freaks[/quote] [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.01' post='727858']Only need it to work for a few seconds! :wideeyed: [/quote] [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.08' post='727863']a few seconds, YIKES! Sweet dreams ser[/quote] [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.12' post='727871']I know :stunned: ....but I'm up for round two just as quick! ;)[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.11' post='727869']All this talk about lotions is making me excited...[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.13' post='727872']Just my way of elevating the conversation. Usually things are so dirty and childish here, I just figured -- why not have an adult conversation for once.[/quote] Slide and Ride is pretty good stuff. [quote name='Ghosts Companion' date='Mar 29 2007, 03.26' post='727891']Some how IW and I have gotten of schedule and when he is up I am sleeping and when he is sleeping I am up. How the hell did that happen? Maybe it just happened so we both can spam. Having only one computer sucks ass.[/quote] Yeah we had noticed this - I am sure once your back gets better you'll be too busy with other things during the night hours . . . [quote name='beniowa' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.01' post='727923']I can be a pirate too. :pirate. Night thread. Aarh![/quote] Ben failing to be a pirate. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.02' post='727925']Thanks for the Headlines Mountain Goat. And They Say the Newspaper Is Dead.[/quote] No it is dead I assure you. This is the new form of news media - welcome to the new world. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.05' post='727928']Pirates are not cavemen. Argh and Grrr? We are gentlemen of the Oceans and Space Frontier. Oh and we like to steal shit and get down with our badselves. Oh and booty kicking is an essestial skill.[/quote] You are the greatest Spam Pirate I know SB. [b]HEADLINE: A Sensible Conversation[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.14' post='727940']Master Baiter? I need advice. Mustasche or no?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.20' post='727946']Non,e..... inless u swallw... whwol aresfc[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.23' post='727949']Got it. I never thought about that. Got any fashion advice for me? I'm a little behiend on that living in Maine? :hat:[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.24' post='727950']so formettt hem mosrt part I jmst barely lvoied trnune the siwmf gibing up somsigngkn.. shedongt care abojnt the news jomnb... fucn,.... I cmall tomoorddw.r, damnd.. thjojng.h 1,midl is a lont...s.d l( ;0 :) l0 FDfd[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.26' post='727953']Ok OK. Makes sense. Anything else?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 04.40' post='727970']sleep... dhEADACoclhj// nwersomd;.... sleepa...s paoind.....paind....[aond...a[oinad.... ingubrpohn.... k...niennce...[/quote] [quote name='AryaSwordMaiden' date='Mar 29 2007, 06.27' post='728025']I am hoping there is some sort of joke here, because if someone is really worse than Os than I think the world will stop turning.[/quote] Hes just very, very drunk ASM - hahaha! [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 29 2007, 07.03' post='728042']i just smoked my last ciggy. dunno what i'm going to do now. i think i should smoke a pipe. a really cool pipe with a face on it. with many different flavors of tobacco. these ciggies are just awful. i can't get enough of em'. ever since i came to misery, i've been smoking like a fish and drinking like a chimney. it's very stressful being both mother and father to GC's kids. :P no, seriously, she is wonderful. and i am a lazy, drunken, pervert. according to her ex. hahaha! he hit the nail right on the head i still have my vodka and ras-cranberry though. i drink so much, but rarely will you EVER see me posting the way Master Baiter was earlier. that was just scary. i hope he is on his back. so he won't choke on his own vomit of course. :)[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Mar 29 2007, 07.57' post='728068']What do you do if your kid isn't getting the required mark in one subject? Why, according to my dad, you take away their internet and force them to study AN HOUR on EVERY fucking subject. Bullshit. I'm only 8% off the mark. My dad's so fucking out of the loop that he seriously thinks this will help me. I'll just go to the library like every goddamn day. :angry:[/quote] [quote name='Pan' date='Mar 29 2007, 08.06' post='728074']are you failing? And does anybody on here know much about smoking a tobacco pipe, my brother just got me one for my 18th and I'm not sure if there is a special way to go about it.[/quote] [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Mar 29 2007, 08.13' post='728077']Not quite. I have a 65% in Math, and I need a 73%. No worry, right, since I have a month to get it up like 8%? My dad's totally freaking over it though. Ironically enough, I KNOW I'm still going to be on honour roll. :\[/quote] [quote name='IdolWarship' date='Mar 29 2007, 08.14' post='728078']hey i was just talking about tobacco pipes a few posts back! weird. anyways, i don't think there are any special ways to go about it, except what you feel is right, but IMO, you always use a wooden match. and if you get it going just right, it'll kind of marinate and stay lit, and you can pick it up here and there and puff on it, but it [i]will[/i] go out and you gotta reblaze it, wooden match style. some people inhale, some don't. i like to inhale, but not too deep. and there are a million flavors of tobacco out there. if you're a cigarette smoker like me, then you should try a pipe, it'll definitely help you cut back on the cancer sticks, which is why i'm gonna get me one next week. good luck j.nox with getting that grade up. as you say, you have a month to do it, and it sounds like you can. i am one who got nothing, and i mean nothing, but F's and I's throughout 7th, 8th, 9th, 9th, and 9th grades. yes, you read that correct. 9th grade 3 years in a row. kicked out halfway through the year each time. "come back next year." they always said. plus i went to summer school for 7th and 8th grade. so technically, i should still be in 7th grade. :uhoh: got my GED which doesn't mean shit in this world. so, really, i just think your father doesn't want you to end up like me. he loves you. :cry: it's a beautiful thing. :bawl:[/quote] I think Pan was making a joke - Pan Pipes - gettit? Anyway - good luck J-Nox and if IW's post here does not inspire you to try harder, nothing will. [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 13.34' post='728275']I just realized we are on page 40, so here is the MG shout out and poem dedication (I think he is a hill walker too :unsure: ) ): [b]Where Names Vanish [/b] by Patrick Loafman Above the line of trees, flowers bloom from a jumble of gravel, lichen paints the stones vivid colors, I watch a patch of snow become furry, grow legs and walk. For a moment I can't comprehend, then a name comes: mountain goat. It bounds away as quickly as I mouth the word. I scramble along the rocky slope in pursuit. I bend to the earth where its hooves dug into mud, inhale the odor of animal. At the edge of a cliff I sit a moment, tossing rocks off into the fog, snow paints my flannel shirt white, my breath blows in puffs, thins, vanishes. Soon, I'm hiking the trail down into the forest, then I'm in a car speeding along a narrow road, the radio broadcasting news. Weeks, months, years pass, time falls, paints my hair white, but that moment is still there, I'm still there. And when you pick up the map, point to a line winding up a mountain, ask, What's this trail like? I pause, return to that place in the fog. My mind scrambles for words - those blunt instruments that carve primitive statues among the nameless stones of thought. But only one word comes, Mountain goat, I say, I saw a mountain goat. The word rides my breath, dissolves into air, vanishes like a stone thrown into a cloud.[/quote] Damn that was beautiful :cry: [quote name='Ser Steven of Excelsior' date='Mar 29 2007, 13.37' post='728283']MG may cry when he reads that![/quote] XL the prophet! [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 29 2007, 13.53' post='728309']This weekend will be better, I cant stay in - I need a BC[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.05' post='728323']what's a BC?[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.08' post='728327']Lany- booty call[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.16' post='728339']I should have known that...guess not having one is so long has made me forgetful ;) I used to have a guy, would call me up at 2 in the morning for a BC...half the time, he'd fall asleep on the phone, then I'd be wide awake and horny...bastard[/quote] Is the UK too far to go for a booty call Bana? And yes that guy was a real Jerk Lany. [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.12' post='728330']O... my head is a hurtin! :rolleyes:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.14' post='728336']ahhh, :love: for MB...yeah darlin', you were pretty drunk last night...take a few asprins and go read some of your posts ;)[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Mar 29 2007, 15.07' post='728458']:stunned: WTF was I trying to say last night... something about quiting smoking and swallowing.... yikes...[/quote] You were really out of it man. [b]HEADLINE: And now for some slapstick[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.19' post='728347']Hey all. It's going to be one of those days. I can see it now. Babygirls put herself a cup of tea in the microwave for too long. When she took it out of course the handle on the mug was too hot and she dropped it. Breaking the mug and spilling tea all over kitchen counter and floor. Mamma cleans it up, puts in another cup for her. Babygirl comes down the steps (in her silky socks) arms full with backback, binder, pocketbook, phone and cup of tea. Slips and another cup of tea ends up all over the place. She landed on her bum fortunately and wasn't hurt, but binder went flying , papers strewn all down the steps, pocketbook -same thing, and of course the cup of tea-all over her, stpes and papers. We clean all that up. Does it end there. Oh NO. We get in car to leave for school, sun in my eyes, trying to avoid the next door neighbors dog while backing out of driveway, addressing questioning concerns to daughter in backseat and what do I do? SLAM! Into the side steps . All we can hear is this funny hissing sound. I get out of car to look. The tire rim is bent and the air leaking like crazy out of the tire. Hubby hadn't left for work yet so I was able to use his truck to get babygirl to school and then came home and took my car to get fixed. Now I am car- less until the Mike our mechanic can fix it. Sometime today I am sure. He'll call and then I have to walk up there to get it. Will be a nice little walk for me. *prays for tomorrow to get here already*[/quote] Sorry MLA I should not laugh but damn this sounded funny! [b]HEADLINE: Happy Birthday Quoth[/b] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 12.19' post='728199'][size=4][color=#0000FF]Happy Birthday Quoth...the sexiest bird on the board[/color] [/size][/quote] I missed another birthday? Happy Birthday you old bird. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.46' post='728402']Who is going to give Q his B-Day spanking?[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.55' post='728426']ME! I volunteer :devil: see what happens when the tables are turned ;) :spank: :spank: :spank:[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Mar 29 2007, 14.57' post='728432']Lany has already stepped up to the plate for that one. I think we should make a combined effort in the Lap dance department.[/quote] Quoted so we have proof of MLA's naughtiness. [b]HEADLINE: More flirting[/b] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Mar 29 2007, 15.50' post='728566']DP call me ;) if you can talk the way you type...........[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Mar 29 2007, 15.53' post='728577']nah...if ah tiped lyke ah tawlked..it wood prally sound lyke this...lol[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 29 2007, 15.51' post='728570']Translates to: If your tongue is as smooth as your fingers ;)[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Mar 29 2007, 16.10' post='728616']Sometimes I like to sit back and watch y'all volley, waiting for the for the overhead smash winner. Damn fine work DJ. :thumbsup:[/quote] I agree, great line. [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Mar 29 2007, 17.17' post='728788']you may not have ever heard of this in England, but sometimes we get these things called "droughts" were the is little water and everything is very dry (you do know what "dry" means, right?)[/quote] Last summer we had a hosepipe ban, no washing cars, no watering your garden. There are fines - seriously. [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Mar 29 2007, 17.20' post='728809']994 and 996? Some rush this is :P[/quote] Says DJ Don getting the 1k - congratulations. [quote name='Stonehelm' date='Mar 29 2007, 17.50' post='728923']I think I have fallen out of shape, I cant keep up with the SPAM. Damn, I need a whiskey...who is bar tending these days?[/quote] STONEHELM! You say his name enough and he returns - welcome back spambrother! Okay more spam from TTTNE v.67 coming up later today. Hi sexy spammers and welcome to [b]MG's Almost Daily Spam Review Post - Triple XXX Edition![/b] You must be over 18 to read this (21 in some US states) due to the [i]hard[/i] nature of the explicit 69 action being brought to you here. Enter your PIN, sit back, get the Klennex handy and enjoy :D [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 17.49' post='736904']Awesome title Lany. This thread was borne of debauchery, crudeness, and a general devious attitude. Let's do it justice.[/quote] DJ Don had the honour of kicking off TTTNE v.69 and he did so in style. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 18.30' post='736992']I could probably find an av with two worms in the 69, but I think I'll pass.[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 18.33' post='736995']Thats was a nasty visual Ben.[/quote] :ack: [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 18.59' post='737048']Remarkable. There is always frenzied activity at the end of a thread leading to an explosive finish. Thereafter, there is a sort of postcoital leasurely, cuddly bliss for the first 80-100 posts in the new thread. I don't know what that all means but it had to be noted here in this of all threads.[/quote] Post Orgasmic Chill - mmmm. However this did not last long on this occasion: [b]HEADLINE: Kel sexes up TTTNE[/b] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 18.55' post='737039']I like this is thread #69 - wish that would never end! woo hoo![/quote] Welcome to the thread Kel. [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 18.59' post='737049']*tackles Kel and well, we are in the right place ;) *[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.01' post='737057']*tackles Kel* Hey there. Glad you found the place and welcome to the insanity. :D[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.02' post='737063']I tackled her first.... :fence:[/quote] The first, but not the last, threesome of this thread. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.03' post='737067']TTTNE is simply is one big euphuism for sex.[/quote] So, so true. [b]HEADLINE: Os Mania reaches even here[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.06' post='737072']The only real problem I have with Os is that he can't spell. Drives me batty.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.21' post='737104']He can spell perfectly fine. He just doesn't want to put the effort into it.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.24' post='737110']I thought Os had been banned from Forum Games, but when I said that in here a couple of threads ago, nobody had a clue what I was on about. Does ANYONE have a clue what I was on about??[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.38' post='737146']As I understand it, Os's banning from games stemmed from a draft of players in the fantasy baseball thread. (Os is a big baseball fan.) THere was a dispute about the rules that carried over from a prior year. Os, of course, dug his heels in with his interpretation of the rules. Argument ensued for many pages. Finally the thread organizer realized it would never be resolved and advised the rest of the players that Os was "out of the game", to simply ignore Os' posts and continue drafting. (HA! Ignore Os?!) Naturally he insisted on continuing to draft players and argue with those who chose "his" players. It was very annoying to the other players but absolutely hysterical to anyone else reading the thread. Ultimately, The game organizer asked a Mod to intervene resulting in Os being banned from the Games forum.[/quote] Os is a genius - no doubt about it. And yes he can spell with the best of them, it is typing he cannot do well and as Jagged says he cannot be bothered to take the time to type it correctly, proof read and correct it. He just lets his mind throw it all out and hits post straight away. But his babbling insane posts make him such a big personality around here. He entertains me rather than annoys. [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.24' post='737111']What up Jagged- Im a poor speller myself, It goes way back. When I passed notes to my friends they used to send them back corrected. (True story)[/quote] Hahahaha - brilliant! [b]HEADLINE: Time for seconds[/b] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.29' post='737123']Let me just say - there is nothing sloppy about my seconds baby. :whip:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.30' post='737127']and I most certainly would not leave you the least bit sloppy ;)[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.31' post='737131']come to think of it, there is nothing sloppy about my thirds[/quote] [b]HEADLINE: Entrance music[/b] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.35' post='737139']*Begins opening riff to Smells Like Teen Spirit* That would so be my entrance song if I was a wrestler... Or a darts player :unsure:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.43' post='737164']I'd have Green Machine by Kyuss.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.44' post='737168']Theme from Shaft, definately.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.49' post='737191']Mine would be She's a Super Freak[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.54' post='737221']For me it would have to be the theme song from Pinky and the Brain. :nods: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?" "I think so, Brain. But how do we get the chicken to wear the nylons?"[/quote] Nice suggestions. [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.45' post='737173']Lock the doors! we can't ever let Kel leave tttne. :lol:[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.48' post='737186']Never fear, now that I have found you I am NEVER leaving! mwaaahaaaa[/quote] Another convert - Excellent! [b]HEADLINE: Bana invites Ben over again because she needs holding[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.55' post='737227']Whew! I finally made it to Ohio. Nuns almost got me in Chicago so I had to double back to Des Moines and fly to Tampa. Then took a train to New York and finally hiked to Cincinnati. *rings Bana's doorbell*[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.56' post='737232']*holds Bana* *hands start wandering*[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.56' post='737233']*holds bana* damn you ben! lol[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.58' post='737242']wait - who is holding who here? And why the hell am I not being held??? :tantrum: [/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.58' post='737243']:grouphug: Group love :thumbsup:[/quote] Awwww. The first foursome of the thread. Any advance on four? [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 3 2007, 19.59' post='737249']Kiddy did you change your name from something?? my memory is swiss cheese on crack. Can't remember you??[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.00' post='737255']JustaKidd...silly Bandito[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.00' post='737254']She was kidalicious.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.01' post='737264']she still is *checks just to make sure* ;) yep...still very kidalicious[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.02' post='737269']How did you check? Did you lick her like a popiscle or suck on her like a lollipop? Just curious.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.06' post='737284']did a little of both...now I'm going to do a lot of both[/quote] Nice. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.08' post='737295']WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS THREAD DOING HERE. :mad: Gah! Blame GD for everything. I will never get to use my sin=O/H thing again. :cry:[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.19' post='737356']Uh... maybe thread 6969?[/quote] Hahaha - I knew J-Nox would be mad about this. Sorry. [b]HEADLINE: Beyond 69[/b] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.13' post='737318']you've never seen a woman suspended upside down from the ceiling (or whatever) legs wide, so she could be, well watevered? it looked fun and scary at the same time.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.11' post='737310']Piledriver? I leave that to the professional wrestlers.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.12' post='737312']how do you feel about swings? trapeze??[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.12' post='737315']How do you feel about... while skydiving?[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.14' post='737323']I'd try anything (except while skydiving) twice...just to make sure ;)[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.14' post='737325']I wanna try it on horseback[/quote] :o [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.17' post='737342']That could be fun. I don't suppose you have a horse? I can just imagine the horse now, "what the fuck are they getting up to back there?"[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.17' post='737344']I wanna try it. What? That's it.[/quote] :rofl: [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.22' post='737362']I've only done hand jobs on horse back (we did each other)[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.23' post='737363']Lany, you are a vixen. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.26' post='737370']:blush: I spent 3 months with a total freak...man did we have some good times...I learned so much. I only have one thing left to learn...and I'm working on it ;)[/quote] Has AE said yes yet? [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.35' post='737400']I could only imagine the hijinks on a TTTNE camping trip. But seriously, a camping trip might be a fun get-together for us spammers. I'll think of planning something in the future.[/quote] I can imagine the stories now: "this one time, at TTTNE camp, we had an orgy and . . ." [b]HEADLINE: Regina joins in too[/b] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.34' post='737397']Regina. Leave now. This is a bad evil thread. You will only be corrupted.[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.35' post='737401']Hi Regina...itis not that bad...just the home of lunitics[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.36' post='737406']Don't listen to her, Regina. Lany is the chief corruptor...Corruptess? Look what she did to Kidd. Why Kel came in all pure of heart and three posts later. Phhhhtttt! Phhhtttt's a word, right?[/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.43' post='737426']Ack, Big Brother is watching me!!!! :stunned: Oh, well, in that case, I think I'd fit right in, lol. I don't think my presence in a thread has ever been so remarked on...it's kinda cool, in a stalkerish sorta way! :smoking:[/quote] [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.45' post='737434']Welcome Regina...feel free to drag that man of yours along too...or not ;) :leer:[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.45' post='737435']Fear not Regina. I, for one, will stand by you and defend your... Defend your... :leer: How you doin'?[/quote] [quote name='Regina' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.48' post='737449']Quoth--You can defend my honor. I'm sure I still have it somewhere here. *searches* Hmm, must be packed away in the attic somewhere...I'm sure I saw it not [i]that[/i] long ago. Lany--I'll try to drag Fenryng in for some fun, too![/quote] Welcome to the thread Regina. [b]HEADLINE: Return of the Jello Wars[/b] Quoth protesting his innocence (yeah right) leads to: [quote name='Ser Lany Cassandra' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.38' post='737410']:lol: try that if you want, but I think we all know better...in fact I was first coruppted by you, Kel and Lady Is in a pool of jello and other stuff when I was brand new to the old board[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.41' post='737418']Is it some crime to love lime jello?[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.41' post='737420']Hells yes.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.47' post='737443']Oh Hell NO!!! You did not just insult Lime Jello.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.50' post='737458']The reason Lime Jello works with women wrestling SO WELL is because it's too disgusting to eat.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.51' post='737459'][color=#00FF00][size=4]LIME[/size][[/color] Jello is the greatest flavor of Jello ever created. Indeed it may be the greatest flavor that will ever be created. Why? Because Lime just works in Jello like that. It's a fact.[/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.51' post='737462']I already beat your argument. I produced a pre-emptive strike and obliterated all your words and mumblings. I am the victor. I cannot be stopped.[/quote] [quote name='Jagged' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.53' post='737471']No you have not. You can put your head in the sand but the world will just go on loving Lime Jello and showering hot women in it so that they can fight.[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.15' post='737531']Under what bizarre syllogism do you claim victory? Lime Jello is the wrestling medium of choice among strippers. It therefore reigns supreme in the food pyramid. Q.E.D.[/quote] MB spams the following post THREE times: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.55' post='737476']Eck... Back from the dentist... and so it begins... I go back on Friday... once they get you in there they never let you in peace...[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.59' post='737490']i'm starting to think that MB is passed out from dental drugs with his head on the enter button.[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.00' post='737497']That was totally bizarre.... I promise you I only submitted it once... my stupid ISP is fucked up...[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.01' post='737500']admit it MB... YOU are fucked up. what they give you?[/quote] [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.03' post='737503']Ahh... nothing today sadly... it was just to re-cement a crown. The torture begins on Friday. I think Friday is just when they stick the pokey thing down into your gums and measure each and every time you missed flossing. Bastards. Although my dentist is pretty hot... Lany hes Latino![/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.59' post='737491']The dentist? Bah! If that dude comes near my mouth with a needle again, I'm sticking it up his ass.[/quote] Since MB thinks his dentist is hot I am betting it is not a needle he wants to . . . . (I'll let you finish that one off for yourselves) [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 20.52' post='737468']That's why I pulled all my teeth out myself.[/quote] DJ Don used this reply twice to mimic MB - hahaha. [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.29' post='737571']I HAVE RETURNED. Everyone, bow down at once[/quote] [quote name='Banafsheh' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.30' post='737574']:bow: ...while Im down here :devil:[/quote] Some Hot girl on girl action. Not the first in this thread and not the last! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.32' post='737579']So what say you? Beer thirty yet? Yes or No?[/quote] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.35' post='737591']I thought it was more tooth hurty for you..... :lol: hahaha I crack myself up....[/quote] Good one MLA. [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.33' post='737582'][size=6][color=#FF0000]STRAWBERRY![/color][/size] It goes well with a variety of things, whipped cream, ice cream, cake, and especially melted chocolate........... Lime is just sour! And.....Carebears are most def cuter than Ewoks. Carebears care- a-lot. Ewoks just stand around looking goofy and spout goobledegook that no one can understand. Unless of course , you're Luke Skywalker and you have "[i]the force"[/i].[/quote] I have to throw my support to Strawberry too. [quote name='Regina' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.33' post='737583']Fenryng=husband. He can't post from work, sadly. But I'll point him in this direction tonight! I'm unsure of his politics in regards to Lime Jello, but I think you may get his support. Oh, and his screen name is from Dune, btw (although changed spelling).[/quote] [quote name='AutumnEvenings' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.37' post='737596']Lime jello--the only jello that can be mixed with carrots. Gotta love it. I am gifted in the art of jello. It's my birth-right.[/quote] AE :kiss: [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.39' post='737604']So who do you screw to get a custom title? I want mine to read 'I would do me'.[/quote] Doesn't everyone? [quote name='Jagged' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.39' post='737608']Carebears= That Lady from Office Space "Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays" Ewoks=Mad Mardigan from Willow. Crazy and just completly bad ass.[/quote] Interesting analogy . . . [b]HEADLINE: Ben and MLA have a water fight[/b] [quote name='My Lady Ashalind' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.40' post='737613']*sneaks up behind Ben and whisper's in his ear: the blow-up doll painted to look like me worked well for a diversion* * blasts him with super soaker*[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.42' post='737632']Wait. THere's a blow up doll that looks like MLA? When was I going to be informed of this?![/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.43' post='737636']I want an MLA blow up doll[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.44' post='737640']Right! Forget the tttne calendar. I see a whole new product line and market.[/quote] TTTNE sex toys? It just might work . . . [b]HEADLINE: From water to food[/b] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.44' post='737638']Food fight! *throws chocolate cake at Bana, Kidd, MLA, and Regina*[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.45' post='737642']*rubs chocolate on myself* errr wait . . . . ;)[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.47' post='737645']*licks chocolate on Kidd's face*[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.48' post='737650']Ben, we really have to work on your sense of direction...[/quote] Nice. [b]HEADLINE: GD and Kid heat things up[/b] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.49' post='737656']Kiddly!!!!!!! *snogs kid*[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.50' post='737660']Heya GD LOVE! *squirts GD with cherry jello*[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.51' post='737662']Hey beni, and all. *is squirted with jello* now lick it off woman![/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.51' post='737664']oooooh I like it when you get bossy - *proceeds to lick jello off gd in indiscrimate places*[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.53' post='737668']Disclaimer: The following is rated TV MA. *throws Kid up against the wall and goes to town*[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.55' post='737677']*Takes copious notes* There is a point to continuing education after all.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.56' post='737681']Who needs a porno film when we got GD and Kidd?[/quote] [quote name='dornish prince' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.58' post='737686']i kinda like having porno film, in additon to, GD and kidd ;)[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 21.57' post='737683']I invented porn[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.00' post='737693']Yes. Yes you did. *thinks back on cyb0ring sessions with Kid* :drool:[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.02' post='737701']nothing wrong with a good porn - besides who else writes music like that????[/quote] Hahaha! [quote name='Master Baiter' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.06' post='737719']This thread is moving along nicely![/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.09' post='737728']It's a shame, really. I propose the next thread be 69 redux.[/quote] Who would have thought a simple number could produce such an explosive reaction? [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.02' post='737703']If I can interject into the debauchery for a minute? Never go to sleep watching "Lord of War". Those were some fucked-up dreams.[/quote] I thought that was a great film. [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.03' post='737708']GD allows no breaks - breaks to her are just switching sides[/quote] :lol: [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.03' post='737709']*turns on porn music* Kid. I'll never forget the first words out of your mouth when I met you. Still makes my heart warm. And makes me want to.... *strips kid slowly from head to toe*[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.09' post='737729']hahahahaha - if you were with gd, would you want a break?[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.09' post='737730']Gotta say, its hard not to love someone who's first words in your general direction were to scream at the room at large "DAMN, GD is HAWT!" i love you kiddly.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.12' post='737734']yes and I got rewarded nicely for that comment as well[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.14' post='737738']Um. Yes. Yes you did. :wideeyed: In front of everyone... for a realllllly long time. For those of you not at World Con... you missed something let me tell you.[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.17' post='737749']Kel baby, you might've been drunk, but I think I took the World Con drunken stories award. :stunned: I mean. I'm still in trouble for some of it.[/quote] [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.19' post='737760']Wow, I've hijacked TTTNE. Who knew it could be done? oh that's right. I did. Beni. If you want the dish ask kid, and Flip... and Racey... and MMM, and uh... DONT ask RO, she'll kick you, but you can ask Mya Stone, and uh... *thinks through haze* oh yes, and Zollo, and Pod, and Prod, and Paddy, and uh.... you get the picture.[/quote] [quote name='Kiddy' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.20' post='737765']beni, gd and I made out - and with flip too - it was hot[/quote] [quote name='Quoth' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.22' post='737769']thread jack tttne? How would anyone know?[/quote] Indeed! But hot damn do I wish I had seen this World Con event . . . [quote name='The Goddess Dictator' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.23' post='737774']Yes. I made out with Kid and flip. Alot... blatantly. a LOT. Until I got in trouble. Then we moved outside, and did it some more. As to the other stories. :stunned: um. I got so drunk, I ceased being able to stand upright. so... I fell... and i repeat FELL (implying by accident) into Mya's cleavage. I also tried to hug Zollo who's well over a foot taller than me, and I FELL, and took us both down into the mud. Then MMM told me to do the Worm (a dance) I wouldnt'. He kept shouting it at me till i did it to shut him up. And then there was the i was trying to say hi to Ro, and fell to my knees and she thought i was coming onto her so she threatened to kick me in the head. but... with Kid and Flip to make out with, why would I even talk to ro???[/quote] WOW! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.26' post='737782']sounds like you have to pay by the minute to read that thread[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.28' post='737788']:rofl: If that's true, then I'm now broke. Nice to meet you Kay.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 3 2007, 22.30' post='737796']Nice to meet you too, Ben, I'm busy washing my poor eyes after reading all this. yeah, I am older school, I was around before the boards changed, I just wander in and out and lurk a lot- I'm so easily distracted[/quote] I know what you mean. [quote name='Joanna Nox' date='Apr 3 2007, 23.15' post='737893']OK I didn't get to read all of this but someone better have said hi to me! :angry: [/quote] [quote name='DJDonegal' date='Apr 3 2007, 23.17' post='737897']Sorry Jo, I only just got home from work recently. I would read the thread... but MG is going to review it tomorrow :P So I can wait. *Waits*[/quote] [quote name='UnSam' date='Apr 4 2007, 00.22' post='737998']so the thread finally calmed down. MG is gonna cry with this much spam to review.[/quote] Wait no longer! And no crying from me today, I have no work to do so I need something to keep me occupied. However I now have a 5 day weekend so will be so far behind when I get back to work on Tuesday that I may never catch up. Not sure what I am going to do about this yet, will think about it and let you know. [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 4 2007, 00.29' post='738014']He can handle it. If I remember correctly, when they switched to the new software for the board and eliminated the ten-minute-post rule and we all went on an orgy of spamming, MG read through almost three thread's worth of spam. MG is the man. :thumbsup:[/quote] Thanks Ben. [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 02.31' post='738145']If this thread is around tomorrow there better be a page 40 shout out or heads will roll. Even though goat didn't apprecate the poem I had for him last time.[/quote] I do appreciate it SB - though I no longer quote all the Page 40 shout outs because it is kind of like an easy bribe into the spam review. Like this one was? Or was it? Ack, I don't know. [b]HEADLINE: An unexpected threesome . . .[/b] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 02.49' post='738163']*Commences Drowning Kay Fury with the leftover Jello from today's earlier sexual debauchery* It's ok we are professionals here. I once drove by a Holiday Inn. Face Dude, when she is passed out on the floor, and I am going though her purse you can provide the kiss of Life/spam. Get your jollies but no groping. I was sued after the whole incident bush thingy with childe roland. :pirate: [/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 02.55' post='738169']FD you better start that mouth to mouth rather soon or we may lose her to general shat . . . :|[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 02.58' post='738172']too late :cry:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 02.59' post='738174']Faceless Dude will be walking home alone it seems. *Sprays mouth with magic Tom Brady essence* *Begins the kiss of life* :drool:[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.00' post='738176']Yuck! :ack: I'm kissing Faceless Dude. Well when in Jello . . .[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.01' post='738177']:ack: But it is Tom Brady Essence......[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.03' post='738179']*is alive again and involuntarily making out with you guys?*[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.08' post='738185']That's how we roll. Everything goes in this place. (creeps away from FD) You are now an official Spammateer. :thumbsup:[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.11' post='738186']It's not the worst thing that's happened in here. And at least it's us and not Ben[/quote] Thats right - this thread now has homo-erotic jello snogging going on! Funny comment about Ben there FD - hahaha! [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.13' post='738187']I don't know who Tom Brady is, but I admit, from the link, that appears to be some strong essence. Though I might just have to stick around all the time waiting for you guys to make out again.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.15' post='738191']Yeah that'll be a long wait I think....I can't drink that much at work.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.16' post='738194']Make out? What you taking about Willas? We merely bumped into each other in an attempt to offer the kiss of life to you. You never saw it. You were face first in jello. *dips finger in jello and promptly sticks finger in mouth* :smug:[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.21' post='738198']I was faking, I saw it all and now I'm going to make objects of you and buy you drinks until you make out then tell all my guy friends tomorrow we totally had a threesome.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.30' post='738205']I feel so used :([/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.34' post='738210']You guys should have taken into account that jello is translucent. I warn you, I can be very persuasive when I want to, I am female after all.[/quote] [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.35' post='738211']I've been married. Bring it, baby.[/quote] [quote name='Kay Fury' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.37' post='738214']I'm in the rogue's gallery, just imagine me either batting my eyelashes or grabbing whichever one of you is smaller and chasing the other with him. Because that's pretty much what I'd try.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 03.42' post='738218']Jello also reflects things and I am bald so you may not have seen things just the way you thought you saw them. I may have been kissing FD's cheeck. Or whispering in his ear. Or he may have been inspecting my head and commenting on what a kick ass job I did shaving today. All reasonable explanations.[/quote] [quote name='beniowa' date='Apr 4 2007, 04.32' post='738249']Hey! :angry: Don't mind FD, Kay. He's just pissed because I wouldn't let him make out with me the other night. Had to get his jollies off SB, the poor bastard. :P[/quote] Kudos to everyone in this - great fun! [quote name='mackaxx' date='Apr 4 2007, 05.30' post='738299']So, 68 of these things have ended already. Go figure.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 05.33' post='738303']The threadlets end. The thread spirit remains and will live for ever![/quote] Thanks for dropping by mackaxx. [quote name='Mr. X' date='Apr 4 2007, 04.49' post='738268']The 69-themed av's are cracking me up. :lol: SB I still like the one with the KFC bucket.[/quote] [quote name='Space Bandito' date='Apr 4 2007, 05.50' post='738316'] [url=http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j313/misunderstruck/sbicon.jpg]Me with a Bucket on my head. [/url] The Stache is gone. Happy now Mr. X. Happy. I need to get some real pictures of me on here. And my pussy cat as well.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 05.40' post='738309'][url=http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/Turinqui-Calima/me.jpg]Photo of me[/url] since I was in my photobucket anyways.[/quote] Beautiful pic TC. Also love the KFC bucket pic SB - hahaha! [b]HEADLINE: and now for something completely different[/b] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.04' post='738341']On a totally different subject, my toe hurts.[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.09' post='738345']No? No interest in my toe? Damn it. So I'll tell all the first thing my bf got to see of NY. I live close to a park right, and its a nice park, but there are some strange people there. So, first morning he's here we go to the park and we see two [i]male homeless men [/i]having [i]butt sex[/i] in the sun [i]in plain sight[/i]. Yeah. So, his first impression of the city... heh.[/quote] That did not last long then. Yeah nice image - that should be on a Welcome to NY T-shirt. [quote name='Faceless Dude' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.12' post='738346']I was interested in your toe. I even asked if it hurt just becasue, or if you hit it on something..... And to the rest? :rofl: I remember walking through SLO one day and had a homeless man pause while peeing in a tree-stand to ask me for spare change.....[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.13' post='738348']Ah, it hurts cause I have new shoes. They're awesome so I can take the pain.[/quote] Oooh new shoes. [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.48' post='738387']**CLANG** **tinkle, tinkle**[/quote] [quote name='Turinqui-Calima' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.49' post='738388']tinkle???[/quote] [quote name='The Pebble that Hides' date='Apr 4 2007, 06.53' post='738396']Tinkle - I have a little chain, thats the sound of me swingging my legs under my deck. I swing my legs cos I can't reach the floor while sitting on this chair![/quote] Man that was a lot of quotes. I am in quote overload here. But this is nothing compared to what I will face next Tuesday I fear :cry: