She keeps her Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake.' she says just like Richard Rahl would say
A built-in remedy for Jagang or other enemy
At anytime an invitation at the point of a sword you can't decline

Nutsacks and cigarettes,
Well-versed in etiquette,
Extr'ordinarily nice,

He's a Killer Queen
Sword of Truth and his thing
Dynamite with a level beam
Guaranteed to kick you in the jaw (anytime)
Ooh, recommended in a dress
Insatiable an appetite (Wanna try?)

To avoid complications he used the name Ruben Rubinik
In conversation he spoke just like he never loses breath
Met a man from D'hara went down to torch the Empire
(Killer, killer, he's a killer Queen)
Then again incidentally, if you're that way inclined (faggot)

Perfume came naturally from D'hara (naturally)
For mercy he couldn't care less
Relentless and precise

He's a Killer Queen
Sword of Truth and his thing
Dynamite with a level beam
Guaranteed to kick you in the jaw (anytime)

(guitar solo - by Richard who has never played a guitar before but just knows how to use it because of his gift)

Drop of a Gar he's as willing as playful as a pussy cat
Then instantly into action, suddenly creating a war
(To absolutely drive you wild, wild..)
He's all out to get you...

He's a Killer Queen
Sword of Truth and his thing
Dynamite with a level beam
Guaranteed to kick you in the jaw
Anytime

Ooh, recommended in a dress
Insatiable an appetite
(Wanna try?)
You wanna try...